Race To 1000 Posts - Page 82 - Lets Beef

**Student** · #**811** 10-28-2015, 01:34 AM

How did the geography student drown?

His grades were below C-level

**Student** · 10-28-2015, 01:34 AM

How did the geography student drown?

His grades were below C-level

**Shodan** · #**812** 10-28-2015, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Student

What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? A: There, Their, They're

Probably @Shodan

i hope that forty mexican midgets drag you out of your bed at 3am and beat you to death with metal pipes

**Shodan** · 10-28-2015, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Student

What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? A: There, Their, They're

Probably @Shodan

i hope that forty mexican midgets drag you out of your bed at 3am and beat you to death with metal pipes

**Student** · #**813** 10-28-2015, 01:34 AM

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.

**Student** · 10-28-2015, 01:34 AM

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.

**Óðinn** · #**814** 10-28-2015, 01:35 AM

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway, so he went to the bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

**Óðinn** · 10-28-2015, 01:35 AM

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway, so he went to the bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

**Student** · #**815** 10-28-2015, 01:35 AM

What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

**Student** · 10-28-2015, 01:35 AM

What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

**Óðinn** · #**816** 10-28-2015, 01:36 AM

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City and both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and asks, "So where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland."
"Me too! I'll drink to that."
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin."
"Me too! I'll drink to that."
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where in Dublin are you from?"
"The East Side."
"The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I'll drink to that!"
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where on the East Side are you from?"
"McDonagh Street."
"Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that."
As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on?"
"Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender."It's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."

**Óðinn** · 10-28-2015, 01:36 AM

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City and both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and asks, "So where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland."
"Me too! I'll drink to that."
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin."
"Me too! I'll drink to that."
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where in Dublin are you from?"
"The East Side."
"The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I'll drink to that!"
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where on the East Side are you from?"
"McDonagh Street."
"Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that."
As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on?"
"Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender."It's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."

**Shodan** · #**817** 10-28-2015, 01:36 AM

Spoiler for What word begins with n and ends with r, that you should never call a black person?:

**Shodan** · 10-28-2015, 01:36 AM

Spoiler for What word begins with n and ends with r, that you should never call a black person?:

**Student** · #**818** 10-28-2015, 01:36 AM

How did the Janitor Die?

HE Kicked the bucket.

**Student** · 10-28-2015, 01:36 AM

How did the Janitor Die?

HE Kicked the bucket.

**Óðinn** · #**819** 10-28-2015, 01:37 AM

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.

**Óðinn** · 10-28-2015, 01:37 AM

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.

**Student** · #**820** 10-28-2015, 01:37 AM

Teacher: ‘Craig, you know you can't sleep in my class.'
Craig: 'I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.'

**Student** · 10-28-2015, 01:37 AM

Teacher: ‘Craig, you know you can't sleep in my class.'
Craig: 'I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.'


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