Pet Hates

[J u s T C]

You go to a cafe, order a bacon, egg and mushroom barm for yourself.

Order a ham salad barm for friend.

The cafe bird cuts the ham salad barm in half.

She then cuts your bacon, egg and mushroom barm in half.. WITH THE SAME KNIFE!

You drive off tucking into your breakfast. IT STINKS OF ONION!

You fucking slag!. I waited 10 minutes in a cue just for you to make my breakfast bin material.

Is it so much to ask you to use a different knife? 1 not covered in barf inducing onion stink?

I spat it out, the rest went straight into the bin.

[J u s T C]

You go to a cafe, order a bacon, egg and mushroom barm for yourself.

Order a ham salad barm for friend.

The cafe bird cuts the ham salad barm in half.

She then cuts your bacon, egg and mushroom barm in half.. WITH THE SAME KNIFE!

You drive off tucking into your breakfast. IT STINKS OF ONION!

You fucking slag!. I waited 10 minutes in a cue just for you to make my breakfast bin material.

Is it so much to ask you to use a different knife? 1 not covered in barf inducing onion stink?

I spat it out, the rest went straight into the bin.