Dear Unethical,

Dear Unethical,
I really believe that we can help you. Much like we helped Rule. And though Rule is relapsing into his previous LB battles with his recent activity... I understand that he was trying to sharpen up for his beast mode battles, and my 64 line text battle. Anyways, this is all besides the point, and I understand that this is a letter towards you, for the betterment of you. I don't really give a shit, so I'm kind of trailing off. But, this is a very, VERY serious matter... And that matter, is the severe depression you have fallen into lately. I do not believe it is healthy, and I think much like Rule's problem, you're simply addicted. Addicted to forum posting on a regular basis, and addicted to doing topical battles on websites that will never matter. I think, with just a bit of help, we can get past this, though. And so, I'm reaching out to anyone, and everyone, who has ever given a shit about Unethical... Err, Eth... Errr, Erebus? Or is it Chester? Well, I'm not sure, but whoever you are, your many personalities not only show your desperate cry for attention, but also a deep seated fetish to Mick Foley the professional wrestler. Wow, I've really turned into a dick since I helped Rule. Shit. Whoops, there I go trailing off again. Anyways... Nah, forget it. I'm done. If this doesn't prove how little I'm trying, I don't know what will.

Your friend,
I hope you rot and die in that pit of self loathing you live in because all your life amounts to is sitting on a website eating fattening foods, and living some sort of delusion that your bipolar fits have thrown you into. And I hope you choke on a twinkie. Faggot.

Shit, I think that RULE bit was a plug.

Shit, I'm out of character. I don't like all these rules about the internet personalities, man. I thought renegades made their own rules? What the fuck is up with that? So, how can you be a renegade if you follow these rules? You're nothing, man. Your whole life is a lie. Everything you are is a lie, and you're not lying to anyone else. Just yourself. You've built your delusions on these stupid forums, because you thought you were some incredible mad max spin off, but you're not a renegade, anymore than Billy from Pennsylvania is a renegade for having a couple guns, and a big truck to compensate for his below average sized penis. That doesn't satisfy the women he has had sex with, so they come to me. < That's how relevant you are. As relevant as that story.

Dear Unethical,
I really believe that we can help you. Much like we helped Rule. And though Rule is relapsing into his previous LB battles with his recent activity... I understand that he was trying to sharpen up for his beast mode battles, and my 64 line text battle. Anyways, this is all besides the point, and I understand that this is a letter towards you, for the betterment of you. I don't really give a shit, so I'm kind of trailing off. But, this is a very, VERY serious matter... And that matter, is the severe depression you have fallen into lately. I do not believe it is healthy, and I think much like Rule's problem, you're simply addicted. Addicted to forum posting on a regular basis, and addicted to doing topical battles on websites that will never matter. I think, with just a bit of help, we can get past this, though. And so, I'm reaching out to anyone, and everyone, who has ever given a shit about Unethical... Err, Eth... Errr, Erebus? Or is it Chester? Well, I'm not sure, but whoever you are, your many personalities not only show your desperate cry for attention, but also a deep seated fetish to Mick Foley the professional wrestler. Wow, I've really turned into a dick since I helped Rule. Shit. Whoops, there I go trailing off again. Anyways... Nah, forget it. I'm done. If this doesn't prove how little I'm trying, I don't know what will.

Your friend,
I hope you rot and die in that pit of self loathing you live in because all your life amounts to is sitting on a website eating fattening foods, and living some sort of delusion that your bipolar fits have thrown you into. And I hope you choke on a twinkie. Faggot.

Shit, I think that RULE bit was a plug.

Shit, I'm out of character. I don't like all these rules about the internet personalities, man. I thought renegades made their own rules? What the fuck is up with that? So, how can you be a renegade if you follow these rules? You're nothing, man. Your whole life is a lie. Everything you are is a lie, and you're not lying to anyone else. Just yourself. You've built your delusions on these stupid forums, because you thought you were some incredible mad max spin off, but you're not a renegade, anymore than Billy from Pennsylvania is a renegade for having a couple guns, and a big truck to compensate for his below average sized penis. That doesn't satisfy the women he has had sex with, so they come to me. < That's how relevant you are. As relevant as that story.