LB Zombie Apocalypse: Who do you bring, Why?

[Godbody]

I'd take @Agonize with me, because he could use the Z-list celebrity he status he got from chillin with Soul Khan and the zombies would be less inclined to attack us

Plus I'd be a deadbeat for abandoning my child.

[Godbody]

I'd take @Agonize with me, because he could use the Z-list celebrity he status he got from chillin with Soul Khan and the zombies would be less inclined to attack us

Plus I'd be a deadbeat for abandoning my child.

[HIGHpothasis]

Originally Posted by WarSand

Shots Fired?? *Pissshoom Pissshoom!*

....#DontJudgeMe, But I Definatly Just Said 'Pissshoom' out Loud Twice And Entertained My Brain for 7 Seconds...

Thanks. -Pwahaha! #CoolShit

#BrainOnDrugs

[HIGHpothasis]

Originally Posted by WarSand

Shots Fired?? *Pissshoom Pissshoom!*

....#DontJudgeMe, But I Definatly Just Said 'Pissshoom' out Loud Twice And Entertained My Brain for 7 Seconds...

Thanks. -Pwahaha! #CoolShit

#BrainOnDrugs

Have a free bump.

Have a free bump.

[RULE]

Originally Posted by Obey

Only 5 people you can bring, and why. (This should be comical, I'll go 1st.)

1. @RULE I'm bringing RULE because LL Cool J's a sly ass nigga. That dude could probably judo chop a zombie straight in half while hitting a MJ spin. I don't even give a fuck if he brings that red kangool jumpsuit. You're coming w/ me.

2. @EtH I'm bringing EtH for sure because he could probably troll a zombie to death. Make fun of his weird ass skin and addiction to eating other men. It'd be comical as fuck seeing him and RULE argue too.

3. @Lil Fidel Z I don't think it'd be acceptable to kill a zombie w/ out Fidel yelling: ''LMAAAAO THAT NIGGA JUST KICKED HIS DICK OFF, etc...'' It'd bring humor to the situation.

4. @Mokane We'd all need some elevation in our rap game during this bad time. Mokane might be the only dude to teach us religion and tell us he's going to shoot us in one sentence. We need the lord with us, and this is the ONLY way.

5. @Phenomonon Just in case we need any demonic rituals to burn the zombies to death. I'm pretty sure this dude has a machete too, so just in case we needed to slice lunch meat for our picnics, he's our guy for sure.

Notable nominees: @IV just in case we needed something for them to feast on while we hit the gettaway.

Spot on lmaooo

[RULE]

Originally Posted by Obey

Only 5 people you can bring, and why. (This should be comical, I'll go 1st.)

1. @RULE I'm bringing RULE because LL Cool J's a sly ass nigga. That dude could probably judo chop a zombie straight in half while hitting a MJ spin. I don't even give a fuck if he brings that red kangool jumpsuit. You're coming w/ me.

2. @EtH I'm bringing EtH for sure because he could probably troll a zombie to death. Make fun of his weird ass skin and addiction to eating other men. It'd be comical as fuck seeing him and RULE argue too.

3. @Lil Fidel Z I don't think it'd be acceptable to kill a zombie w/ out Fidel yelling: ''LMAAAAO THAT NIGGA JUST KICKED HIS DICK OFF, etc...'' It'd bring humor to the situation.

4. @Mokane We'd all need some elevation in our rap game during this bad time. Mokane might be the only dude to teach us religion and tell us he's going to shoot us in one sentence. We need the lord with us, and this is the ONLY way.

5. @Phenomonon Just in case we need any demonic rituals to burn the zombies to death. I'm pretty sure this dude has a machete too, so just in case we needed to slice lunch meat for our picnics, he's our guy for sure.

Notable nominees: @IV just in case we needed something for them to feast on while we hit the gettaway.

Spot on lmaooo

LOOOOOOL Obeys' got an army with him, I'll name my goons in a minute.

LOOOOOOL Obeys' got an army with him, I'll name my goons in a minute.

[Snoopy316]

Nuh, I'll bring maCc and dope man cus everyone know these two faggots exchange shirtless pics in their crew forum confirmed by their ex crew mate grizzy. If a whole bunch of zombie come my way I'll just release maCc and dope fag to go suck some zombie dicks to keep em occupied while I torch em all with my tripple blue flames.

Next best choice would be to take EtH along. This stubborn fuck would get eaten alive by zombies but would still claim he's alive unless them Zombie provide screen shot evidence of him dead. So how THA fuck can them Zombies even get close to anyone when they r stuck arguing with the stubborn loser.

then u have split personality phe, This guy thinks he's good when as of late show his lame side. He can't take an L without crying about it in a forum. Then curse the site and say how shit the voting system is and say he's leaving but yet still here. Zombies wouldn't wanna even come near this lame. Perfectly safe with him around.

last but not least I'll bring my homie Fidel Z, this dude will turn them zombies to friends. Will turn any beef to a salad.

[Snoopy316]

Nuh, I'll bring maCc and dope man cus everyone know these two faggots exchange shirtless pics in their crew forum confirmed by their ex crew mate grizzy. If a whole bunch of zombie come my way I'll just release maCc and dope fag to go suck some zombie dicks to keep em occupied while I torch em all with my tripple blue flames.

Next best choice would be to take EtH along. This stubborn fuck would get eaten alive by zombies but would still claim he's alive unless them Zombie provide screen shot evidence of him dead. So how THA fuck can them Zombies even get close to anyone when they r stuck arguing with the stubborn loser.

then u have split personality phe, This guy thinks he's good when as of late show his lame side. He can't take an L without crying about it in a forum. Then curse the site and say how shit the voting system is and say he's leaving but yet still here. Zombies wouldn't wanna even come near this lame. Perfectly safe with him around.

last but not least I'll bring my homie Fidel Z, this dude will turn them zombies to friends. Will turn any beef to a salad.

Loooool, I've changed fam, I don't squash beef no more LOOOOOOL at EtH asking for screenshots

Loooool, I've changed fam, I don't squash beef no more LOOOOOOL at EtH asking for screenshots

[Blue Hulk]

Y'all are fags.

1. Phe
2.EtH
3. Kuniiii1
4. Sui Generis
5. Miss K Pitbull

I'ma need me some pussy knowing the fact that I'ma die eventually no matter how long we survive

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Scratch #5 and put ADvOcAtE 'cuz that's my best friend and he'll be a sergeant in a few months. I guess Phe and me would have to fight over Kuniiii1 (Inside Joke). We wouldn't have to worry about EtH gettin' pussy, he'll be too concerned about the ethnicity of the living dead so he can troll them with racism and his kill/death ratio.

[Blue Hulk]

Y'all are fags.

1. Phe
2.EtH
3. Kuniiii1
4. Sui Generis
5. Miss K Pitbull

I'ma need me some pussy knowing the fact that I'ma die eventually no matter how long we survive

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Scratch #5 and put ADvOcAtE 'cuz that's my best friend and he'll be a sergeant in a few months. I guess Phe and me would have to fight over Kuniiii1 (Inside Joke). We wouldn't have to worry about EtH gettin' pussy, he'll be too concerned about the ethnicity of the living dead so he can troll them with racism and his kill/death ratio.

1. Wigsplit - You want a guy with you that may well have killed the living, so killing the death would be no issue. If there's a case like "Hey, I wonder who is going to go into that dark area, slaughter all of the dangerous zombies, and then get out", you want a guy who will do what you suggest (Master Masai will command Wig in this way), and also be crazy enough to do it.

2. Phenomonon - Not far off the above. Phe would have no moral qualms about killing a guy that we need to have killed. You need that. Governors be all around us go.

3. Jason - You need a group leader. Jason can be wrong, all the time, but fuck that guy could convince you he's right. As long as you make sure he's on your side, and not trying to convince you to kill yourself, you'd be alright. Now I'm second guessing the choice though.

4. V3numb - I like Chinese food.

5. EllieJ - For the vaginal purposes.

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PS. I'd beat RULE in a fight.

1. Wigsplit - You want a guy with you that may well have killed the living, so killing the death would be no issue. If there's a case like "Hey, I wonder who is going to go into that dark area, slaughter all of the dangerous zombies, and then get out", you want a guy who will do what you suggest (Master Masai will command Wig in this way), and also be crazy enough to do it.

2. Phenomonon - Not far off the above. Phe would have no moral qualms about killing a guy that we need to have killed. You need that. Governors be all around us go.

3. Jason - You need a group leader. Jason can be wrong, all the time, but fuck that guy could convince you he's right. As long as you make sure he's on your side, and not trying to convince you to kill yourself, you'd be alright. Now I'm second guessing the choice though.

4. V3numb - I like Chinese food.

5. EllieJ - For the vaginal purposes.

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PS. I'd beat RULE in a fight.

[-Apollyon-]

@Snoopy316 you would bring macc and dope man cuz they exchange shirtless pics? Your stupid, an islander and gay as fuck.. And no one likes you so hop out the thread retard.. And since its the apocalypse, I swear to Apollyon I would kill you on sight so you might wanna take my name off your list unless you wanna die..

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Originally Posted by Bongers

Y'all are fags.

1. Phe
2.EtH
3. Kuniiii1
4. Sui Generis
5. Miss K Pitbull

I'ma need me some pussy knowing the fact that I'ma die eventually no matter how long we survive

---------- Post added at 07:41 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:38 AM ----------

Scratch #5 and put ADvOcAtE 'cuz that's my best friend and he'll be a sergeant in a few months. I guess Phe and me would have to fight over Kuniiii1 (Inside Joke). We wouldn't have to worry about EtH gettin' pussy, he'll be too concerned about the ethnicity of the living dead so he can troll them with racism and his kill/death ratio.

kuniiii got a dude now bro.. She done grew up into something nice though..

[-Apollyon-]

@Snoopy316 you would bring macc and dope man cuz they exchange shirtless pics? Your stupid, an islander and gay as fuck.. And no one likes you so hop out the thread retard.. And since its the apocalypse, I swear to Apollyon I would kill you on sight so you might wanna take my name off your list unless you wanna die..

---------- Post added at 07:54 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:51 AM ----------

Originally Posted by Bongers

Y'all are fags.

1. Phe
2.EtH
3. Kuniiii1
4. Sui Generis
5. Miss K Pitbull

I'ma need me some pussy knowing the fact that I'ma die eventually no matter how long we survive

---------- Post added at 07:41 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:38 AM ----------

Scratch #5 and put ADvOcAtE 'cuz that's my best friend and he'll be a sergeant in a few months. I guess Phe and me would have to fight over Kuniiii1 (Inside Joke). We wouldn't have to worry about EtH gettin' pussy, he'll be too concerned about the ethnicity of the living dead so he can troll them with racism and his kill/death ratio.

kuniiii got a dude now bro.. She done grew up into something nice though..