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  #111  
Unread 03-31-2014, 06:40 PM
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My verse.

When I "pop skill? It's" cause everything I'm "BACON IS HOT", while you're the gayest we've seen, you're use to the flavor of meat the way you're TASTING THE COCK. You're like "Eurgh", why? Everything you MAKE IS A "FLOP" so if you blow me off? It'll be like "bogey golf" the way you're "TAKING A SHOT"! You with grand status? I know you aren't the GREATEST TO ROCK. So you're like a "gift from grandma", no one cares what you "PLACE IN THE BOX"! Hello, officer, escort this FAKE TO THE COPS cause "high school" isn't the only time this guy drools when he's PRAISING THE "JOCKS"! He maybe forgot, I'm still the BEST IN THE BUSINESS with the TEXT AND THE WRITTENS. He could "vomit backwards" and still wouldn't be inGESTING THE SICKNESS, plus he's only "sleeping with pussy" if he's in the BED WITH SOME KITTENS, so one punch? It'll make a MESS OF HIS VISION, he lost his last twenty fights being known for "half-empty bites" like some PESSIMISTS FISHING! I'm too smart for you, it's like I split a car in two the way I WRECK HIS CONDITION cause this bitch rapper's known for that quick chatter like MEXICAN WOMEN! Don't even act like you're a beast with rap or a VET WITH PRECISION or I'll be flipping quick on this "tricky dick", no PRESIDENT NIXON!


Your "verse"

I'm A Humble Man, But If I Fall Off Like Dexter I Leave You Uprooted With The Blades Like Lumberjack Tractors! Bitch Please, I Hit Trees, I'm Such A Dizaster? Then You Get Ate Sideways With The Tech Like A Numberless Factor! Thats Infinite, You Infant Bitch, Your Numbers Dont Match Up Since We've Already Gripped Youre Fucked Like Tonguing With Black Girls! You Dont Get It, But Youre An Addict, So Like Gunners With Macs Up, I Shot Up Arms In A Pinch For This Druggiest Bastard! For The Present Condition I Put You Into A Box With A Wrapper Since In This Case Youre Baggage Like Luggage For Travels! You'll Suffer Your Death Wish, When I Cut Of Your Head Width And Re-Verse With A Body Like Stunting With Backflips!!! I Put The Steal To Your Mugg Like Taking Something From Captors And Deconstruct Your A Dome With A Firm Grip Like Hiring Contractors!! Youre Stuck Up, No Bad Bitch, I Clubber This Rad Thick And Spread His Fat Out His Rolls Like Buttering Bread Sticks! After Im Done With This Faggot He Needs To Be Dug Up With Ratches Since He Dont Scale Up To My Flow Like Rudders And Catfish! I'm Gutter You're Slapstick, I Gut You With Axe Sticks And Have You Shocked With One Bar Like Chugging Up Nesquick!

@Lizman 1/

---------- Post added at 05:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:35 PM ----------

Don't even respond, you're the DUMBEST OF BASTARDS. My hits'll make you "Blackout" like you're SUCH A "DIZASTER"! A "quick read"? Bitch please, I'm RUNNING THIS CHAPTER. You look like you've only spent a MONTH AS A RAPPER so quit with the smoking clip talk, that's "Holy shit, dog" and you aren't STUMPING THE PASTOR! I'm role-modeling with hoes following, someone SUMMON THE WAGON. Setting text standards, I "flex cannons" like being BUFF WAS THE PASSION. While you? I expect to hear your TOUGHEST OF ACTIONS being "pressing a square's buttons" while you were ROUGHING THE PASSER! That shit talk? Well it stops, you don't hold a THUNDEROUS CLAPPER. This sucker's nice? He's otherwise, I call it RUBBISH IN LAUGHTER. I piss better flow, I don't need to test a CUP AND A BLADDER, plus, his "setups are fake", yet I don't mean he SUCKS AS AN ACTOR but here? We'll see the "ending before the start" like if he PUBLISHED IT BACKWARDS! I'm hard to control, so you can tell I'm LOVING THIS SNACK FIRST, so if he has a guarding patrol, I'll put my "arm in the hole" like when Carter had his DUNK FOR THE RAPTORS! You hot with the keys? Dummy, I'm not seeing DRUGS AS A FACTOR, so him "potting some cheese"? Not even if LUCK WAS A PACKER!

This is the battle you tried to snipe with that "verse" up there. You wouldn't be able to defeat me at all fam.

1/
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My verse.

When I "pop skill? It's" cause everything I'm "BACON IS HOT", while you're the gayest we've seen, you're use to the flavor of meat the way you're TASTING THE COCK. You're like "Eurgh", why? Everything you MAKE IS A "FLOP" so if you blow me off? It'll be like "bogey golf" the way you're "TAKING A SHOT"! You with grand status? I know you aren't the GREATEST TO ROCK. So you're like a "gift from grandma", no one cares what you "PLACE IN THE BOX"! Hello, officer, escort this FAKE TO THE COPS cause "high school" isn't the only time this guy drools when he's PRAISING THE "JOCKS"! He maybe forgot, I'm still the BEST IN THE BUSINESS with the TEXT AND THE WRITTENS. He could "vomit backwards" and still wouldn't be inGESTING THE SICKNESS, plus he's only "sleeping with pussy" if he's in the BED WITH SOME KITTENS, so one punch? It'll make a MESS OF HIS VISION, he lost his last twenty fights being known for "half-empty bites" like some PESSIMISTS FISHING! I'm too smart for you, it's like I split a car in two the way I WRECK HIS CONDITION cause this bitch rapper's known for that quick chatter like MEXICAN WOMEN! Don't even act like you're a beast with rap or a VET WITH PRECISION or I'll be flipping quick on this "tricky dick", no PRESIDENT NIXON!


Your "verse"

I'm A Humble Man, But If I Fall Off Like Dexter I Leave You Uprooted With The Blades Like Lumberjack Tractors! Bitch Please, I Hit Trees, I'm Such A Dizaster? Then You Get Ate Sideways With The Tech Like A Numberless Factor! Thats Infinite, You Infant Bitch, Your Numbers Dont Match Up Since We've Already Gripped Youre Fucked Like Tonguing With Black Girls! You Dont Get It, But Youre An Addict, So Like Gunners With Macs Up, I Shot Up Arms In A Pinch For This Druggiest Bastard! For The Present Condition I Put You Into A Box With A Wrapper Since In This Case Youre Baggage Like Luggage For Travels! You'll Suffer Your Death Wish, When I Cut Of Your Head Width And Re-Verse With A Body Like Stunting With Backflips!!! I Put The Steal To Your Mugg Like Taking Something From Captors And Deconstruct Your A Dome With A Firm Grip Like Hiring Contractors!! Youre Stuck Up, No Bad Bitch, I Clubber This Rad Thick And Spread His Fat Out His Rolls Like Buttering Bread Sticks! After Im Done With This Faggot He Needs To Be Dug Up With Ratches Since He Dont Scale Up To My Flow Like Rudders And Catfish! I'm Gutter You're Slapstick, I Gut You With Axe Sticks And Have You Shocked With One Bar Like Chugging Up Nesquick!

@Lizman 1/

---------- Post added at 05:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:35 PM ----------

Don't even respond, you're the DUMBEST OF BASTARDS. My hits'll make you "Blackout" like you're SUCH A "DIZASTER"! A "quick read"? Bitch please, I'm RUNNING THIS CHAPTER. You look like you've only spent a MONTH AS A RAPPER so quit with the smoking clip talk, that's "Holy shit, dog" and you aren't STUMPING THE PASTOR! I'm role-modeling with hoes following, someone SUMMON THE WAGON. Setting text standards, I "flex cannons" like being BUFF WAS THE PASSION. While you? I expect to hear your TOUGHEST OF ACTIONS being "pressing a square's buttons" while you were ROUGHING THE PASSER! That shit talk? Well it stops, you don't hold a THUNDEROUS CLAPPER. This sucker's nice? He's otherwise, I call it RUBBISH IN LAUGHTER. I piss better flow, I don't need to test a CUP AND A BLADDER, plus, his "setups are fake", yet I don't mean he SUCKS AS AN ACTOR but here? We'll see the "ending before the start" like if he PUBLISHED IT BACKWARDS! I'm hard to control, so you can tell I'm LOVING THIS SNACK FIRST, so if he has a guarding patrol, I'll put my "arm in the hole" like when Carter had his DUNK FOR THE RAPTORS! You hot with the keys? Dummy, I'm not seeing DRUGS AS A FACTOR, so him "potting some cheese"? Not even if LUCK WAS A PACKER!

This is the battle you tried to snipe with that "verse" up there. You wouldn't be able to defeat me at all fam.

1/
 
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Unread 03-31-2014, 06:42 PM
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@Lizman, you do know you were also a laughing stock of the "Old Age LB Style" yeah?
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@Lizman, you do know you were also a laughing stock of the "Old Age LB Style" yeah?
 
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I'm Gutter You're Slapstick? What does that even mean?

The scheme was: SUCK AS A RAPPER and you're throwing down rhymes like: Box With A Rapper? Luggage For Travels? Stunting With Backflips? Fall Off Like Dexter - Lumberjack Tractors? What accent has that as rhyming words? Chugging Up Nesquick? Really?

God Bless you dude, but seriously.
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I'm Gutter You're Slapstick? What does that even mean?

The scheme was: SUCK AS A RAPPER and you're throwing down rhymes like: Box With A Rapper? Luggage For Travels? Stunting With Backflips? Fall Off Like Dexter - Lumberjack Tractors? What accent has that as rhyming words? Chugging Up Nesquick? Really?

God Bless you dude, but seriously.
 
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Unread 03-31-2014, 07:17 PM
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I'm Gutter You're Slapstick? What does that even mean?

The scheme was: SUCK AS A RAPPER and you're throwing down rhymes like: Box With A Rapper? Luggage For Travels? Stunting With Backflips? Fall Off Like Dexter - Lumberjack Tractors? What accent has that as rhyming words? Chugging Up Nesquick? Really?

God Bless you dude, but seriously.
my god
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I'm Gutter You're Slapstick? What does that even mean?

The scheme was: SUCK AS A RAPPER and you're throwing down rhymes like: Box With A Rapper? Luggage For Travels? Stunting With Backflips? Fall Off Like Dexter - Lumberjack Tractors? What accent has that as rhyming words? Chugging Up Nesquick? Really?

God Bless you dude, but seriously.
my god
 
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Unread 03-31-2014, 08:02 PM
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I'm Gutter You're Slapstick? What does that even mean?

The scheme was: SUCK AS A RAPPER and you're throwing down rhymes like: Box With A Rapper? Luggage For Travels? Stunting With Backflips? Fall Off Like Dexter - Lumberjack Tractors? What accent has that as rhyming words? Chugging Up Nesquick? Really?

God Bless you dude, but seriously.
He's just on that Daddio rhyme swag lock.
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I'm Gutter You're Slapstick? What does that even mean?

The scheme was: SUCK AS A RAPPER and you're throwing down rhymes like: Box With A Rapper? Luggage For Travels? Stunting With Backflips? Fall Off Like Dexter - Lumberjack Tractors? What accent has that as rhyming words? Chugging Up Nesquick? Really?

God Bless you dude, but seriously.
He's just on that Daddio rhyme swag lock.
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Unread 04-01-2014, 02:17 PM
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My verse.

When I "pop skill? It's" cause everything I'm "BACON IS HOT", while you're the gayest we've seen, you're use to the flavor of meat the way you're TASTING THE COCK. You're like "Eurgh", why? Everything you MAKE IS A "FLOP" so if you blow me off? It'll be like "bogey golf" the way you're "TAKING A SHOT"! You with grand status? I know you aren't the GREATEST TO ROCK. So you're like a "gift from grandma", no one cares what you "PLACE IN THE BOX"! Hello, officer, escort this FAKE TO THE COPS cause "high school" isn't the only time this guy drools when he's PRAISING THE "JOCKS"! He maybe forgot, I'm still the BEST IN THE BUSINESS with the TEXT AND THE WRITTENS. He could "vomit backwards" and still wouldn't be inGESTING THE SICKNESS, plus he's only "sleeping with pussy" if he's in the BED WITH SOME KITTENS, so one punch? It'll make a MESS OF HIS VISION, he lost his last twenty fights being known for "half-empty bites" like some PESSIMISTS FISHING! I'm too smart for you, it's like I split a car in two the way I WRECK HIS CONDITION cause this bitch rapper's known for that quick chatter like MEXICAN WOMEN! Don't even act like you're a beast with rap or a VET WITH PRECISION or I'll be flipping quick on this "tricky dick", no PRESIDENT NIXON!


Your "verse"

I'm A Humble Man, But If I Fall Off Like Dexter I Leave You Uprooted With The Blades Like Lumberjack Tractors! Bitch Please, I Hit Trees, I'm Such A Dizaster? Then You Get Ate Sideways With The Tech Like A Numberless Factor! Thats Infinite, You Infant Bitch, Your Numbers Dont Match Up Since We've Already Gripped Youre Fucked Like Tonguing With Black Girls! You Dont Get It, But Youre An Addict, So Like Gunners With Macs Up, I Shot Up Arms In A Pinch For This Druggiest Bastard! For The Present Condition I Put You Into A Box With A Wrapper Since In This Case Youre Baggage Like Luggage For Travels! You'll Suffer Your Death Wish, When I Cut Of Your Head Width And Re-Verse With A Body Like Stunting With Backflips!!! I Put The Steal To Your Mugg Like Taking Something From Captors And Deconstruct Your A Dome With A Firm Grip Like Hiring Contractors!! Youre Stuck Up, No Bad Bitch, I Clubber This Rad Thick And Spread His Fat Out His Rolls Like Buttering Bread Sticks! After Im Done With This Faggot He Needs To Be Dug Up With Ratches Since He Dont Scale Up To My Flow Like Rudders And Catfish! I'm Gutter You're Slapstick, I Gut You With Axe Sticks And Have You Shocked With One Bar Like Chugging Up Nesquick!

@Lizman 1/

---------- Post added at 05:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:35 PM ----------

Don't even respond, you're the DUMBEST OF BASTARDS. My hits'll make you "Blackout" like you're SUCH A "DIZASTER"! A "quick read"? Bitch please, I'm RUNNING THIS CHAPTER. You look like you've only spent a MONTH AS A RAPPER so quit with the smoking clip talk, that's "Holy shit, dog" and you aren't STUMPING THE PASTOR! I'm role-modeling with hoes following, someone SUMMON THE WAGON. Setting text standards, I "flex cannons" like being BUFF WAS THE PASSION. While you? I expect to hear your TOUGHEST OF ACTIONS being "pressing a square's buttons" while you were ROUGHING THE PASSER! That shit talk? Well it stops, you don't hold a THUNDEROUS CLAPPER. This sucker's nice? He's otherwise, I call it RUBBISH IN LAUGHTER. I piss better flow, I don't need to test a CUP AND A BLADDER, plus, his "setups are fake", yet I don't mean he SUCKS AS AN ACTOR but here? We'll see the "ending before the start" like if he PUBLISHED IT BACKWARDS! I'm hard to control, so you can tell I'm LOVING THIS SNACK FIRST, so if he has a guarding patrol, I'll put my "arm in the hole" like when Carter had his DUNK FOR THE RAPTORS! You hot with the keys? Dummy, I'm not seeing DRUGS AS A FACTOR, so him "potting some cheese"? Not even if LUCK WAS A PACKER!

This is the battle you tried to snipe with that "verse" up there. You wouldn't be able to defeat me at all fam.

1/

-_-

The Verse You Responded With Is Much Worse Than Mine.

---------- Post added at 07:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:05 PM ----------

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He's just on that Daddio rhyme swag lock.
I Did A Bit Of A DaDDio Versus Student.
Where My First Line Demolished His Whole Verse.

---------- Post added at 07:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:06 PM ----------

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I'm Gutter You're Slapstick? What does that even mean?

The scheme was: SUCK AS A RAPPER and you're throwing down rhymes like: Box With A Rapper? Luggage For Travels? Stunting With Backflips? Fall Off Like Dexter - Lumberjack Tractors? What accent has that as rhyming words? Chugging Up Nesquick? Really?

God Bless you dude, but seriously.
The Scheme Was NOT "SUCK AS A RAPPER".
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my god
Read My Comment.

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@Lizman, you do know you were also a laughing stock of the "Old Age LB Style" yeah?
Nope And Nope.

---------- Post added at 07:17 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:10 PM ----------

EDIT: It Was Versus JuicyR. Similar Scheme .-.
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My verse.

When I "pop skill? It's" cause everything I'm "BACON IS HOT", while you're the gayest we've seen, you're use to the flavor of meat the way you're TASTING THE COCK. You're like "Eurgh", why? Everything you MAKE IS A "FLOP" so if you blow me off? It'll be like "bogey golf" the way you're "TAKING A SHOT"! You with grand status? I know you aren't the GREATEST TO ROCK. So you're like a "gift from grandma", no one cares what you "PLACE IN THE BOX"! Hello, officer, escort this FAKE TO THE COPS cause "high school" isn't the only time this guy drools when he's PRAISING THE "JOCKS"! He maybe forgot, I'm still the BEST IN THE BUSINESS with the TEXT AND THE WRITTENS. He could "vomit backwards" and still wouldn't be inGESTING THE SICKNESS, plus he's only "sleeping with pussy" if he's in the BED WITH SOME KITTENS, so one punch? It'll make a MESS OF HIS VISION, he lost his last twenty fights being known for "half-empty bites" like some PESSIMISTS FISHING! I'm too smart for you, it's like I split a car in two the way I WRECK HIS CONDITION cause this bitch rapper's known for that quick chatter like MEXICAN WOMEN! Don't even act like you're a beast with rap or a VET WITH PRECISION or I'll be flipping quick on this "tricky dick", no PRESIDENT NIXON!


Your "verse"

I'm A Humble Man, But If I Fall Off Like Dexter I Leave You Uprooted With The Blades Like Lumberjack Tractors! Bitch Please, I Hit Trees, I'm Such A Dizaster? Then You Get Ate Sideways With The Tech Like A Numberless Factor! Thats Infinite, You Infant Bitch, Your Numbers Dont Match Up Since We've Already Gripped Youre Fucked Like Tonguing With Black Girls! You Dont Get It, But Youre An Addict, So Like Gunners With Macs Up, I Shot Up Arms In A Pinch For This Druggiest Bastard! For The Present Condition I Put You Into A Box With A Wrapper Since In This Case Youre Baggage Like Luggage For Travels! You'll Suffer Your Death Wish, When I Cut Of Your Head Width And Re-Verse With A Body Like Stunting With Backflips!!! I Put The Steal To Your Mugg Like Taking Something From Captors And Deconstruct Your A Dome With A Firm Grip Like Hiring Contractors!! Youre Stuck Up, No Bad Bitch, I Clubber This Rad Thick And Spread His Fat Out His Rolls Like Buttering Bread Sticks! After Im Done With This Faggot He Needs To Be Dug Up With Ratches Since He Dont Scale Up To My Flow Like Rudders And Catfish! I'm Gutter You're Slapstick, I Gut You With Axe Sticks And Have You Shocked With One Bar Like Chugging Up Nesquick!

@Lizman 1/

---------- Post added at 05:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:35 PM ----------

Don't even respond, you're the DUMBEST OF BASTARDS. My hits'll make you "Blackout" like you're SUCH A "DIZASTER"! A "quick read"? Bitch please, I'm RUNNING THIS CHAPTER. You look like you've only spent a MONTH AS A RAPPER so quit with the smoking clip talk, that's "Holy shit, dog" and you aren't STUMPING THE PASTOR! I'm role-modeling with hoes following, someone SUMMON THE WAGON. Setting text standards, I "flex cannons" like being BUFF WAS THE PASSION. While you? I expect to hear your TOUGHEST OF ACTIONS being "pressing a square's buttons" while you were ROUGHING THE PASSER! That shit talk? Well it stops, you don't hold a THUNDEROUS CLAPPER. This sucker's nice? He's otherwise, I call it RUBBISH IN LAUGHTER. I piss better flow, I don't need to test a CUP AND A BLADDER, plus, his "setups are fake", yet I don't mean he SUCKS AS AN ACTOR but here? We'll see the "ending before the start" like if he PUBLISHED IT BACKWARDS! I'm hard to control, so you can tell I'm LOVING THIS SNACK FIRST, so if he has a guarding patrol, I'll put my "arm in the hole" like when Carter had his DUNK FOR THE RAPTORS! You hot with the keys? Dummy, I'm not seeing DRUGS AS A FACTOR, so him "potting some cheese"? Not even if LUCK WAS A PACKER!

This is the battle you tried to snipe with that "verse" up there. You wouldn't be able to defeat me at all fam.

1/

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The Verse You Responded With Is Much Worse Than Mine.

---------- Post added at 07:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:05 PM ----------

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He's just on that Daddio rhyme swag lock.
I Did A Bit Of A DaDDio Versus Student.
Where My First Line Demolished His Whole Verse.

---------- Post added at 07:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:06 PM ----------

Quote:
Originally Posted by LOCKHART View Post
I'm Gutter You're Slapstick? What does that even mean?

The scheme was: SUCK AS A RAPPER and you're throwing down rhymes like: Box With A Rapper? Luggage For Travels? Stunting With Backflips? Fall Off Like Dexter - Lumberjack Tractors? What accent has that as rhyming words? Chugging Up Nesquick? Really?

God Bless you dude, but seriously.
The Scheme Was NOT "SUCK AS A RAPPER".
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@Lizman, you do know you were also a laughing stock of the "Old Age LB Style" yeah?
Nope And Nope.

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EDIT: It Was Versus JuicyR. Similar Scheme .-.
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Wait, have you somehow convinced yourself that you used to be dope? Since 2008 we've been making fun of how ridiculous your writing is.
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@Lizman Then why did you lose? Also the scheme I was going with was SUCK AS A RAPPER. Don't get too upset, madam.

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@Lizman Then why did you lose? Also the scheme I was going with was SUCK AS A RAPPER. Don't get too upset, madam.

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