Stupid shit you thought as a kid - Page 2 - Lets Beef

Baphomet · #1 01-30-2014, 10:45 PM

The first I masturbated I was with the flu, I thought that my cum was phlegm leaving my body through my dick.

Baphomet · 01-30-2014, 10:45 PM

The first I masturbated I was with the flu, I thought that my cum was phlegm leaving my body through my dick.

**Babylon** · #2 01-30-2014, 10:50 PM

I thought that there was a car leading all other cars on the highway. I would ask, "Who is in the lead?", not realizing that cars constantly get on and off the highway.

**Babylon** · 01-30-2014, 10:50 PM

I thought that there was a car leading all other cars on the highway. I would ask, "Who is in the lead?", not realizing that cars constantly get on and off the highway.

**Denton** · #3 01-30-2014, 11:48 PM

Whenever someone said 'Thing' my 1st image in my head would be a turd

**Denton** · 01-30-2014, 11:48 PM

Whenever someone said 'Thing' my 1st image in my head would be a turd

**Apollyon** · #4 01-31-2014, 12:29 PM

I thought everything on tv was live to.. I also thought it was real..

**Apollyon** · 01-31-2014, 12:29 PM

I thought everything on tv was live to.. I also thought it was real..

**RULE** · #5 01-31-2014, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crysis

I thought all TV was live. I thought the cast of the show was just standing around at 1am and would say "Hey let's do a run of ____ episode" and then dressed up and acted it out again in front of cameras..

I used to think that way about music players. I once told my mother to turn off the stereo cuz the singer was probably getting tired.

**RULE** · 01-31-2014, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crysis

I thought all TV was live. I thought the cast of the show was just standing around at 1am and would say "Hey let's do a run of ____ episode" and then dressed up and acted it out again in front of cameras..

I used to think that way about music players. I once told my mother to turn off the stereo cuz the singer was probably getting tired.

**Manhattan** · #6 01-31-2014, 12:41 PM

Ya I used to think all movies and tv were real. Also used to call the wind chill the wind shield when I was young. Is it ever cold w/ the wind shield huh?

**Manhattan** · 01-31-2014, 12:41 PM

Ya I used to think all movies and tv were real. Also used to call the wind chill the wind shield when I was young. Is it ever cold w/ the wind shield huh?

Full Eternal Space · #7 01-31-2014, 12:55 PM

Me posting an open 64 intended for @Jason and expecting him to reply to it.

Full Eternal Space · 01-31-2014, 12:55 PM

Me posting an open 64 intended for @Jason and expecting him to reply to it.

**Shodan** · #8 01-10-2015, 02:23 AM

Massive necro, I know, but I do have a couple things to add to this one:

Whenever I heard someone talk about "pay-per-view," I thought they were saying "paper view," and I wondered what it was.

Whenever I saw a news report about "an unnamed person," I wondered why the parents never gave their child a name.

**Shodan** · 01-10-2015, 02:23 AM

Massive necro, I know, but I do have a couple things to add to this one:

Whenever I heard someone talk about "pay-per-view," I thought they were saying "paper view," and I wondered what it was.

Whenever I saw a news report about "an unnamed person," I wondered why the parents never gave their child a name.

**Babylon** · #9 01-10-2015, 02:28 AM

I always thought the vagina unfurled out like an anteaters nose onto which the dick was placed upon during sex.

**Babylon** · 01-10-2015, 02:28 AM

I always thought the vagina unfurled out like an anteaters nose onto which the dick was placed upon during sex.

#10 01-10-2015, 04:44 AM

I thought sting rays could fly out of the ocean an fly into the sky like a bird if they wanted.

01-10-2015, 04:44 AM

I thought sting rays could fly out of the ocean an fly into the sky like a bird if they wanted.


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