BITER ALERT!!!!

[Murderous Swag]

I was actually going to close this irrelevant thread but found it a bit humorous so *carry on*

[Murderous Swag]

I was actually going to close this irrelevant thread but found it a bit humorous so *carry on*

@Murderous Swag your moms like a carpet, she gets layed in every room

@Murderous Swag your moms like a carpet, she gets layed in every room

[Óðinn]

Originally Posted by JOSH™

@Murderous Swag your moms like a carpet, she gets layed in every room

You put carpet in the Kitchen and even worse...In the Bathroom??

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"Floored like Pizza"??? Eh...WHAT?

[Óðinn]

Originally Posted by JOSH™

@Murderous Swag your moms like a carpet, she gets layed in every room

You put carpet in the Kitchen and even worse...In the Bathroom??

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"Floored like Pizza"??? Eh...WHAT?

[THUGGED ON HIM]

@Just C ,ur mother tried to befriend her pussy with Garfield, just so it could find the best sleeping partner

[THUGGED ON HIM]

@Just C ,ur mother tried to befriend her pussy with Garfield, just so it could find the best sleeping partner

[THUGGED ON HIM]

@Just C , ur mother's pussy squirts more juice than a blue whale's dome.

[THUGGED ON HIM]

@Just C , ur mother's pussy squirts more juice than a blue whale's dome.

[Murderous Swag]

Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo josh why could i predict the punchline before i read the entire sentence?

[Murderous Swag]

Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo josh why could i predict the punchline before i read the entire sentence?

[THUGGED ON HIM]

@Just C, sometimes ur mother's such a 'smooth drive' that she almost ends up exciting a "floppy" disk

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@Just C ,ur mother works for South American government,they use her pussy to swallow katrinas

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@Murderous Swag ,ur mother joined a gym cuz she wanted to 'work it out' with huge machines lol jk bro

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@Just C , i have removed my pants in ur mother's room more times than u have removed ur shoes.

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@Just C ,u know what?my garbage man 'dumped' ur mother last week.

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@JOSH™ ,heres an improvement on that carpet one line which you had -ur mother gets floored like pizza

[THUGGED ON HIM]

@Just C, sometimes ur mother's such a 'smooth drive' that she almost ends up exciting a "floppy" disk

---------- Post added at 05:56 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:54 PM ----------

@Just C ,ur mother works for South American government,they use her pussy to swallow katrinas

---------- Post added at 05:58 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:56 PM ----------

@Murderous Swag ,ur mother joined a gym cuz she wanted to 'work it out' with huge machines lol jk bro

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@Just C , i have removed my pants in ur mother's room more times than u have removed ur shoes.

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@Just C ,u know what?my garbage man 'dumped' ur mother last week.

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@JOSH™ ,heres an improvement on that carpet one line which you had -ur mother gets floored like pizza

[THUGGED ON HIM]

@Just C ,ur mother sat on Snoop Dogg and turned him into Lil Wayne

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@2FUEL ,when ur mother wore a G string,the rest of the alphabets stopped talkin to G.

stay outta this

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@Just C ,ur mother ate chicken wings n gave birth to a flying cock.

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@Just C ,ur mother never went to Australia cuz her hops cud make all the kangaroos angry

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@Just C ,ur mother watches King Kong everyday to learn how to climb the ""tallest towers"" lol

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@Just C ,Shawshank Redemption was based on my dick's life inside ur mother's ass.

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@Just C ,ur mother call me Mr. Lottery cuz i let her touch my ''jack pot''

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All the squirrels went on protest outside @Just C 's house claiming his whore mother takes away all the ""nuts"" in the town.

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@Just C ,ur mother's so bushy when she's naked she looks like shes wearing a skirt made outta bear skin

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@Just C , I crack ur mother's anus harder than all ^these jokes

[THUGGED ON HIM]

@Just C ,ur mother sat on Snoop Dogg and turned him into Lil Wayne

---------- Post added at 06:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:04 PM ----------

@2FUEL ,when ur mother wore a G string,the rest of the alphabets stopped talkin to G.

stay outta this

---------- Post added at 06:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:05 PM ----------

@Just C ,ur mother ate chicken wings n gave birth to a flying cock.

---------- Post added at 06:08 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:06 PM ----------

@Just C ,ur mother never went to Australia cuz her hops cud make all the kangaroos angry

---------- Post added at 06:10 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:08 PM ----------

@Just C ,ur mother watches King Kong everyday to learn how to climb the ""tallest towers"" lol

---------- Post added at 06:11 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:10 PM ----------

@Just C ,Shawshank Redemption was based on my dick's life inside ur mother's ass.

---------- Post added at 06:12 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:11 PM ----------

@Just C ,ur mother call me Mr. Lottery cuz i let her touch my ''jack pot''

---------- Post added at 06:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:12 PM ----------

All the squirrels went on protest outside @Just C 's house claiming his whore mother takes away all the ""nuts"" in the town.

---------- Post added at 06:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:13 PM ----------

@Just C ,ur mother's so bushy when she's naked she looks like shes wearing a skirt made outta bear skin

---------- Post added at 06:15 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:14 PM ----------

@Just C , I crack ur mother's anus harder than all ^these jokes