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[Just C]

Dear God.

But your wordplay is conceptually forced making said wordplay only work 1 way and nonsense in the 2nd. Could you please confirm this and if not, provide proof/explanations as to how your wordplay does work both ways?

As I am begging to lose faith in my Gods textly abilities.
Thank you.

Your's sincerely, Just C.

[Just C]

Dear God.

But your wordplay is conceptually forced making said wordplay only work 1 way and nonsense in the 2nd. Could you please confirm this and if not, provide proof/explanations as to how your wordplay does work both ways?

As I am begging to lose faith in my Gods textly abilities.
Thank you.

Your's sincerely, Just C.

Originally Posted by pU1Se

Gurp Da God is that kid who did a live battle and thinks he's somebody.

He did a music video which garnered nothing but laughter and it aroused the emotional little bitch inside of him, therefore he pulled it from the internet.

He also supposedly has some real big things in the works, yet he's always on LetsBeef.

& He also got shat on by me in a live chatroom environment where he started raging furiously after I tried to teach him how to freestyle rhyme 2-3 words stringed together as multis

He still hasn't learned how to freestyle with multis, and decided he'd rather say some really simplistic bullshit that barely passes as a line that makes sense

& I could probably beat you in basketball if I was fuckin barefoot. I'm G-O-D out here

yo just admit you've got writers block and couldnt write a decent verse to save your life tonight

its not a big deal dog u'll find it again

Originally Posted by pU1Se

Gurp Da God is that kid who did a live battle and thinks he's somebody.

He did a music video which garnered nothing but laughter and it aroused the emotional little bitch inside of him, therefore he pulled it from the internet.

He also supposedly has some real big things in the works, yet he's always on LetsBeef.

& He also got shat on by me in a live chatroom environment where he started raging furiously after I tried to teach him how to freestyle rhyme 2-3 words stringed together as multis

He still hasn't learned how to freestyle with multis, and decided he'd rather say some really simplistic bullshit that barely passes as a line that makes sense

& I could probably beat you in basketball if I was fuckin barefoot. I'm G-O-D out here

yo just admit you've got writers block and couldnt write a decent verse to save your life tonight

its not a big deal dog u'll find it again

[ViTRiOL]

Originally Posted by Just C

Dear God.

But your wordplay is conceptually forced making said wordplay only work 1 way and nonsense in the 2nd. Could you please confirm this and if not, provide proof/explanations as to how your wordplay does work both ways?

Thank you.

Your's sincerely, Just C.

Dear Just C,

I work in mysterious ways.

And I wouldn't pull that card when I go grab a link right now proving that you also do this, but I suppose, you'll just bicker and rant, with convoluted intelligence, and just about squeeze in a decent reason as to why you're right and everyone else is wrong.

And Jesus doesn't love you.

God.

[ViTRiOL]

Originally Posted by Just C

Dear God.

But your wordplay is conceptually forced making said wordplay only work 1 way and nonsense in the 2nd. Could you please confirm this and if not, provide proof/explanations as to how your wordplay does work both ways?

Thank you.

Your's sincerely, Just C.

Dear Just C,

I work in mysterious ways.

And I wouldn't pull that card when I go grab a link right now proving that you also do this, but I suppose, you'll just bicker and rant, with convoluted intelligence, and just about squeeze in a decent reason as to why you're right and everyone else is wrong.

And Jesus doesn't love you.

God.

Originally Posted by Gurp Da God

yo just admit you've got writers block and couldnt write a decent verse to save your life tonight

its not a big deal dog u'll find it again

but yo pulse, i love that you can chronologically name the moves iv made, glad to see you've been paying attention

Originally Posted by Gurp Da God

yo just admit you've got writers block and couldnt write a decent verse to save your life tonight

its not a big deal dog u'll find it again

but yo pulse, i love that you can chronologically name the moves iv made, glad to see you've been paying attention

[Godbody]

Dear Just C,

When you can successfully explain how any of this makes sense I'd be willing to teach you more. But as a God my concern is helping you better yourself, and for you to seek my guidance you must be willing to work on the nonsense that you call a text verse

Heres 8 BARS OF PIFF THATS '2 much for u to flip' like 'leTHARGIC GYMNASTS' u have the HEART TO HIT BACK untill Bullets IN THE MAC FLY . ZIP FAR, HIT YOU to 'give your eye LIDS SCAR TISSUE' like the day 'SIMBAS DAD DIED' | BRING THE BAD TIMES but look SCRAP 'IM DAD' i 'son u' w/out 'BREAKIN THE TROJAN' for getting on your 'NADAL SWAG' by 'TAKING THIS OPEN'

How does BARS OF PIFF THATS/leTHARGIC GYMNASTS rhyme?

NADAL SWAG/SCRAP IM DAD
???

[Godbody]

Dear Just C,

When you can successfully explain how any of this makes sense I'd be willing to teach you more. But as a God my concern is helping you better yourself, and for you to seek my guidance you must be willing to work on the nonsense that you call a text verse

Heres 8 BARS OF PIFF THATS '2 much for u to flip' like 'leTHARGIC GYMNASTS' u have the HEART TO HIT BACK untill Bullets IN THE MAC FLY . ZIP FAR, HIT YOU to 'give your eye LIDS SCAR TISSUE' like the day 'SIMBAS DAD DIED' | BRING THE BAD TIMES but look SCRAP 'IM DAD' i 'son u' w/out 'BREAKIN THE TROJAN' for getting on your 'NADAL SWAG' by 'TAKING THIS OPEN'

How does BARS OF PIFF THATS/leTHARGIC GYMNASTS rhyme?

NADAL SWAG/SCRAP IM DAD
???

[Just C]

Dear God.

Could you kindly tell the Gay Angel Vitriol that I was addressing you and not him?

Thank you.

Your's graciously, Just C.

---------- Post added at 02:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:12 PM ----------

Originally Posted by pU1Se

Dear Just C,

When you can successfully explain how any of this makes sense I'd be willing to teach you more. But as a God my concern is helping you better yourself, and for you to seek my guidance you must be willing to work on the nonsense that you call a text verse

Heres 8 BARS OF PIFF THATS '2 much for u to flip' like 'leTHARGIC GYMNASTS' u have the HEART TO HIT BACK untill Bullets IN THE MAC FLY . ZIP FAR, HIT YOU to 'give your eye LIDS SCAR TISSUE' like the day 'SIMBAS DAD DIED' | BRING THE BAD TIMES but look SCRAP 'IM DAD' i 'son u' w/out 'BREAKIN THE TROJAN' for getting on your 'NADAL SWAG' by 'TAKING THIS OPEN'

How does BARS OF PIFF THATS/leTHARGIC GYMNASTS rhyme?

NADAL SWAG/SCRAP IM DAD
???

Dear God.

But I am no more than a mere mortal prone to exhibiting ones flaws. I know this.

But do you know your own?

Thank you.

Your's eagerly awaiting, Mere Mortal.

[Just C]

Dear God.

Could you kindly tell the Gay Angel Vitriol that I was addressing you and not him?

Thank you.

Your's graciously, Just C.

---------- Post added at 02:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:12 PM ----------

Originally Posted by pU1Se

Dear Just C,

When you can successfully explain how any of this makes sense I'd be willing to teach you more. But as a God my concern is helping you better yourself, and for you to seek my guidance you must be willing to work on the nonsense that you call a text verse

Heres 8 BARS OF PIFF THATS '2 much for u to flip' like 'leTHARGIC GYMNASTS' u have the HEART TO HIT BACK untill Bullets IN THE MAC FLY . ZIP FAR, HIT YOU to 'give your eye LIDS SCAR TISSUE' like the day 'SIMBAS DAD DIED' | BRING THE BAD TIMES but look SCRAP 'IM DAD' i 'son u' w/out 'BREAKIN THE TROJAN' for getting on your 'NADAL SWAG' by 'TAKING THIS OPEN'

How does BARS OF PIFF THATS/leTHARGIC GYMNASTS rhyme?

NADAL SWAG/SCRAP IM DAD
???

Dear God.

But I am no more than a mere mortal prone to exhibiting ones flaws. I know this.

But do you know your own?

Thank you.

Your's eagerly awaiting, Mere Mortal.

[ViTRiOL]

Yeah, well, I have to agree with Pulse on that, your multies are dreadful.

---------- Post added at 07:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:18 PM ----------

On the subject of God, let's talk about CHRISTIANS.

Dickhead.

[ViTRiOL]

Yeah, well, I have to agree with Pulse on that, your multies are dreadful.

---------- Post added at 07:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:18 PM ----------

On the subject of God, let's talk about CHRISTIANS.

Dickhead.

[RhetoriK]

Here's a thread where y'all can drop your detailed opinions....try this...

http://www.letsbeef.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104334

You can speak your peace and help RULE out as well...weird, i know...pshh

[RhetoriK]

Here's a thread where y'all can drop your detailed opinions....try this...

http://www.letsbeef.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104334

You can speak your peace and help RULE out as well...weird, i know...pshh

[Just C]

Dead God.

Gay Angel Vitriol is still talking to me.

I don't like associating with your heavenly lackies.

Please banish him from your text kingdom to forever burn in the depths of forced wordplay and upper class accent's.

Your's pleadingly, Just C.

[Just C]

Dead God.

Gay Angel Vitriol is still talking to me.

I don't like associating with your heavenly lackies.

Please banish him from your text kingdom to forever burn in the depths of forced wordplay and upper class accent's.

Your's pleadingly, Just C.

[Godbody]

See this is the way you guys should address me if you wanna talk about something without us riffin'...

I wanna see Dear Gods from now on. The civilized way to address the G-O-D..

[Godbody]

See this is the way you guys should address me if you wanna talk about something without us riffin'...

I wanna see Dear Gods from now on. The civilized way to address the G-O-D..