Who ISN'T in the Illuminati?

This is a question mainly aimed at our resident nutjob @Godbody.

I was listening to the radio, hearing the sickening attempts at relevance from Kei$ha with the "Lets live the most of the night like we're gonna die young....WE'RE GONNA DIE YOUNG". Mix that with the pyramid plastered next to her arsehold, it's just such a tryhard attempt at sparking some conversation.

It makes me think, surely the Illuminati isn't using someone like Kei$ha if she is THIS clueless?

Then I got to thinking, Rizzle Kicks, two youngsters from England topping the charts with songs about their childhood. One had a rap battle in Don't Flop too. These guys CAN'T be in the Illuminati based on their happy and simple nature to music promoting happiness and peace.

Dave Chapelle is in the Illuminati? I can tell you right now that Billy Connelly, generally considered to be the greatest, is NOT in the Illuminati. How come Dave Chappelle and Eminem need to be in the Illuminati while these guys have their own successful career's without it? Spice Girls are probably bigger than any girl group ever, and I'm pretty sure Posh Spice wasn't rocking the Illuminati shit and having David pray to Satan (Although...Fergie?).

Also, my favourite, is the Government. America controls the entire world through this secret society right? So laws that go down in say Ireland will be monitored and green lighted by this secret group to make sure it doesn't effect trading or whatever it might do. Well, the former leader of Ireland, Bertie Ahern, currently writes sport in the Sunday News Paper. I don't exactly see him getting phone calls from the depths of evil and getting him to do their bidding in between GAA games.

So who ISN'T in the Illuminati? And for whoever you mention, why aren't they? I could list you off hundreds of celebrities who's attitude wouldn't promote any form of evil that the Illuminati would want them to, and my question would be, how come non Illuminati celebs can become successful too? Why would you join them if you could just make it on your own?

This is a question mainly aimed at our resident nutjob @Godbody.

I was listening to the radio, hearing the sickening attempts at relevance from Kei$ha with the "Lets live the most of the night like we're gonna die young....WE'RE GONNA DIE YOUNG". Mix that with the pyramid plastered next to her arsehold, it's just such a tryhard attempt at sparking some conversation.

It makes me think, surely the Illuminati isn't using someone like Kei$ha if she is THIS clueless?

Then I got to thinking, Rizzle Kicks, two youngsters from England topping the charts with songs about their childhood. One had a rap battle in Don't Flop too. These guys CAN'T be in the Illuminati based on their happy and simple nature to music promoting happiness and peace.

Dave Chapelle is in the Illuminati? I can tell you right now that Billy Connelly, generally considered to be the greatest, is NOT in the Illuminati. How come Dave Chappelle and Eminem need to be in the Illuminati while these guys have their own successful career's without it? Spice Girls are probably bigger than any girl group ever, and I'm pretty sure Posh Spice wasn't rocking the Illuminati shit and having David pray to Satan (Although...Fergie?).

Also, my favourite, is the Government. America controls the entire world through this secret society right? So laws that go down in say Ireland will be monitored and green lighted by this secret group to make sure it doesn't effect trading or whatever it might do. Well, the former leader of Ireland, Bertie Ahern, currently writes sport in the Sunday News Paper. I don't exactly see him getting phone calls from the depths of evil and getting him to do their bidding in between GAA games.

So who ISN'T in the Illuminati? And for whoever you mention, why aren't they? I could list you off hundreds of celebrities who's attitude wouldn't promote any form of evil that the Illuminati would want them to, and my question would be, how come non Illuminati celebs can become successful too? Why would you join them if you could just make it on your own?