Text Concept Tournament #5 Battles & Predictions.

[Brayne Ded]

Since I'm going to rewrite a new verse for Shodan, here is my Amish verse from last round:

Thee wanteth not to hurlyburly me, thou art neith'r HUMBLE N'R PROUD.
I raiseth 3 barns bef're thou art out of sleep chamber, STUMBLING 'ROUND!
This is a mistake f'r thee, I shall easily defeat thee and has't thee FEAR F'R THEE LIFE.
Aft'r I murd'r thee, I'll taketh ev'rything. Coequal thy own BEARD AND THY WIFE!
There doth not posses the art to did beat me, sticketh to CHURNING THY BUTTER
or I shall rideth by h'rse and buggy and slayeth thee while thee BURN IN THY GUTT'R.
Thy v'rses art inf'ri'r, reading thy bars is to seeth how one WITHOUT RHYMES IS.
Thy punchlines art weak'r than me haggling whenst selling furniture f'r DISCOUNT PRICES!
Liketh thou did miss Rumspringa I'm about to wend crazy and putteth the CANS TO THY FACE.
Thou art the w'rst but grant you mercy f'r allowing me to ARGUE THY CASE!
Anon yond I've best'd thee, thee unf'rtunately has't been SHUNNED F'R LIFE.
Wait.. That wasn't very Amish of me.. forgive me, while I go FUCK YOUR WIFE.
Aye.

[Brayne Ded]

Since I'm going to rewrite a new verse for Shodan, here is my Amish verse from last round:

Thee wanteth not to hurlyburly me, thou art neith'r HUMBLE N'R PROUD.
I raiseth 3 barns bef're thou art out of sleep chamber, STUMBLING 'ROUND!
This is a mistake f'r thee, I shall easily defeat thee and has't thee FEAR F'R THEE LIFE.
Aft'r I murd'r thee, I'll taketh ev'rything. Coequal thy own BEARD AND THY WIFE!
There doth not posses the art to did beat me, sticketh to CHURNING THY BUTTER
or I shall rideth by h'rse and buggy and slayeth thee while thee BURN IN THY GUTT'R.
Thy v'rses art inf'ri'r, reading thy bars is to seeth how one WITHOUT RHYMES IS.
Thy punchlines art weak'r than me haggling whenst selling furniture f'r DISCOUNT PRICES!
Liketh thou did miss Rumspringa I'm about to wend crazy and putteth the CANS TO THY FACE.
Thou art the w'rst but grant you mercy f'r allowing me to ARGUE THY CASE!
Anon yond I've best'd thee, thee unf'rtunately has't been SHUNNED F'R LIFE.
Wait.. That wasn't very Amish of me.. forgive me, while I go FUCK YOUR WIFE.
Aye.

Edgeworth vs. Curfew (Jokes Over Bars)

Bone Daddy vs. Shodan (Amish Rap Battle Bars)

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Edgeworth vs. Curfew (Jokes Over Bars)

Bone Daddy vs. Shodan (Amish Rap Battle Bars)

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[Rai]

Figured since I got noshowed I'd show everybody my verse.


Concept= self diss battle....
....RIP Rai...

(https://ibb.co/jOHQJF)<---You've got a really big nose, I bet when you SNEEZE IT'S A GRUESOME SCENE, & "next to that butt-head, friend..?" You look like "BEAVIS W/JEWISH GENES!"/ 2007 was your join date, but "you're still a WEAKLING" I DO BELIEVE... coz "after 12 years you're finally developing" like "TEEN'S HITTING PUBERTY!!"/ The way Lock beats you "ATLEAST once annually?" it's as if you're doing tax SHEETS ON COMPUTER SCREENS How it "took all those years just to break even" "you're reCIEVING ANNUITIES!"/ & when asked if Manny ghosted for you? You were quick to EASE IN: THEN HOOT & SCREAM, but "had more problems breaking the ice," than "a STREET WHEN IT'S TWO DEGREES!!"/ Plus. All that shit talk you did w/Row, just for him to BEAT YOU? WAS STUPID, SEE We seen "shots fired: followed by an unholy chain of events" worse than any "PRIEST ON A SHOOTING SPREE!"/ Once Shodan reads this, you'll GRIEVE FROM HIS SCRUTINY, coz you'd have to "cheat while playing golf" if "you're SCHEMING IT "TO A TEE!!"

[Rai]

Figured since I got noshowed I'd show everybody my verse.


Concept= self diss battle....
....RIP Rai...

(https://ibb.co/jOHQJF)<---You've got a really big nose, I bet when you SNEEZE IT'S A GRUESOME SCENE, & "next to that butt-head, friend..?" You look like "BEAVIS W/JEWISH GENES!"/ 2007 was your join date, but "you're still a WEAKLING" I DO BELIEVE... coz "after 12 years you're finally developing" like "TEEN'S HITTING PUBERTY!!"/ The way Lock beats you "ATLEAST once annually?" it's as if you're doing tax SHEETS ON COMPUTER SCREENS How it "took all those years just to break even" "you're reCIEVING ANNUITIES!"/ & when asked if Manny ghosted for you? You were quick to EASE IN: THEN HOOT & SCREAM, but "had more problems breaking the ice," than "a STREET WHEN IT'S TWO DEGREES!!"/ Plus. All that shit talk you did w/Row, just for him to BEAT YOU? WAS STUPID, SEE We seen "shots fired: followed by an unholy chain of events" worse than any "PRIEST ON A SHOOTING SPREE!"/ Once Shodan reads this, you'll GRIEVE FROM HIS SCRUTINY, coz you'd have to "cheat while playing golf" if "you're SCHEMING IT "TO A TEE!!"

Originally Posted by Rai

Figured since I got noshowed I'd show everybody my verse.


Concept= self diss battle....
....RIP Rai...

(https://ibb.co/jOHQJF)<---You've got a really big nose, I bet when you SNEEZE IT'S A GRUESOME SCENE, & "next to that butt-head, friend..?" You look like "BEAVIS W/JEWISH GENES!"/ 2007 was your join date, but "you're still a WEAKLING" I DO BELIEVE... coz "after 12 years you're finally developing" like "TEEN'S HITTING PUBERTY!!"/ The way Lock beats you "ATLEAST once annually?" it's as if you're doing tax SHEETS ON COMPUTER SCREENS How it "took all those years just to break even" "you're reCIEVING ANNUITIES!"/ & when asked if Manny ghosted for you? You were quick to EASE IN: THEN HOOT & SCREAM, but "had more problems breaking the ice," than "a STREET WHEN IT'S TWO DEGREES!!"/ Plus. All that shit talk you did w/Row, just for him to BEAT YOU? WAS STUPID, SEE We seen "shots fired: followed by an unholy chain of events" worse than any "PRIEST ON A SHOOTING SPREE!"/ Once Shodan reads this, you'll GRIEVE FROM HIS SCRUTINY, coz you'd have to "cheat while playing golf" if "you're SCHEMING IT "TO A TEE!!"

This is FIRE, bro. Good shit.

Originally Posted by Rai

Figured since I got noshowed I'd show everybody my verse.


Concept= self diss battle....
....RIP Rai...

(https://ibb.co/jOHQJF)<---You've got a really big nose, I bet when you SNEEZE IT'S A GRUESOME SCENE, & "next to that butt-head, friend..?" You look like "BEAVIS W/JEWISH GENES!"/ 2007 was your join date, but "you're still a WEAKLING" I DO BELIEVE... coz "after 12 years you're finally developing" like "TEEN'S HITTING PUBERTY!!"/ The way Lock beats you "ATLEAST once annually?" it's as if you're doing tax SHEETS ON COMPUTER SCREENS How it "took all those years just to break even" "you're reCIEVING ANNUITIES!"/ & when asked if Manny ghosted for you? You were quick to EASE IN: THEN HOOT & SCREAM, but "had more problems breaking the ice," than "a STREET WHEN IT'S TWO DEGREES!!"/ Plus. All that shit talk you did w/Row, just for him to BEAT YOU? WAS STUPID, SEE We seen "shots fired: followed by an unholy chain of events" worse than any "PRIEST ON A SHOOTING SPREE!"/ Once Shodan reads this, you'll GRIEVE FROM HIS SCRUTINY, coz you'd have to "cheat while playing golf" if "you're SCHEMING IT "TO A TEE!!"

This is FIRE, bro. Good shit.

[Rai]

Thanks, Lock.

[Rai]

Thanks, Lock.

[Edgeworth]

Haha @Rai that was a fantastic drop. Some HARD self punches. Good job.

[Edgeworth]

Haha @Rai that was a fantastic drop. Some HARD self punches. Good job.

Edgeworth vs. Rai (Compliment Battle)

Danny Tanner vs. Shodan (Harry Potter)

The deadline to submit your verse is on the 9th of June at 11:59PM EST. The round will close on the 12th of June at the same time. Good luck those who still remain in the tournament!

@Edgeworth @Rai @Danny Tanner @Shodan

Edgeworth vs. Rai (Compliment Battle)

Danny Tanner vs. Shodan (Harry Potter)

The deadline to submit your verse is on the 9th of June at 11:59PM EST. The round will close on the 12th of June at the same time. Good luck those who still remain in the tournament!

@Edgeworth @Rai @Danny Tanner @Shodan

[Brayne Ded]

Congratulations to all who advanced!

[Brayne Ded]

Congratulations to all who advanced!

Originally Posted by Bone Daddy

Congratulations to all who advanced!

Big ups for an awesome Amish Rap Battle, bro!

Originally Posted by Bone Daddy

Congratulations to all who advanced!

Big ups for an awesome Amish Rap Battle, bro!

Ladies & Gentlemen...

IT'S TIME!

The moment everyone has been waiting for. The Finals of the 5th Concept Tournament!

Fighting out of the top bracket: He stands with a record of 54 Victories with only 13 Losses. He is representing his own crew of Death and Taxes. He is... @Edgeworth!

And his opponent, fighting out of the bottom bracket: He stands with a record of 93 Victories with 61 Losses. He is representing KillersForHire. He is... @Shodan!

The concept for this final round will be: HORRORCORE. This is destined to become a bloody and gruesome battle for the title. We'll see which one of these contenders can stomach it.

Make sure to drop your votes, folks! This is going to be one of the best battles this year!

Ladies & Gentlemen...

IT'S TIME!

The moment everyone has been waiting for. The Finals of the 5th Concept Tournament!

Fighting out of the top bracket: He stands with a record of 54 Victories with only 13 Losses. He is representing his own crew of Death and Taxes. He is... @Edgeworth!

And his opponent, fighting out of the bottom bracket: He stands with a record of 93 Victories with 61 Losses. He is representing KillersForHire. He is... @Shodan!

The concept for this final round will be: HORRORCORE. This is destined to become a bloody and gruesome battle for the title. We'll see which one of these contenders can stomach it.

Make sure to drop your votes, folks! This is going to be one of the best battles this year!