Pet Hates

- People getting on the bus before I get off. I don't care what age you are, you deserve a punch in the face bitch.
- People reclining their seats on the seat in the bus in front of you. Sorry mate, I only paid for the ticket, I don't want a lap-dance.
- When people stand in public places, like shops, and stand still, reading something, or refuse to stand out of the way of people passing.
- Female text language.
- People who swear loudly in public places, well aware that people don't want to know if you'd fuck Angelina Jolie with cancer or not.
- Americans being unable to say "twat" properly.
- Americans saying "I could care less", being unaware that it means the complete opposite of what they want to say.
- English people retardedly spelling hiccup as "hiccough".
- People who think when being drunk is the best time to have a serious conversation.
- People who think the government is bad.
- People who think the police is bad.
- People who think the teacher picked on them in school.
- People who think they had a hard life.
- The expression "He's worked his whole life". How the fuck would you know?
- "Respect your elders"...because they were born previously to when I was?
- Irish TV presenters with their American accents.
- Americans pretending they are of Irish culture.
- People complaining about campers on Call of Duty.
- People who think "Your Mum", "Nigger" or "Paki" are good insults.
- People who tell you information to think they're intelligent because they found it out the night previously.
- Small talk when I'm getting my hair cut. Didn't ask for your life story pal, just cut my hair and go fuck yourself.
- People remixing songs that I liked in the 90s.
- How dogs bark when an old lady walks past the house.
- Scooter.
- Robin Williams in everything that isn't Jumanji and Mrs. Doubtfire.
- Eminem fans.
- Breaking Bad fans.
- Not intelligent at all Leonardo Di Caprio film fans.
- English boxing referees.
- People who think white pride is a racist term.
- Anyone who teaches communications. I don't need to be a robot to pass an interview, fuck off hoe.

- People getting on the bus before I get off. I don't care what age you are, you deserve a punch in the face bitch.
- People reclining their seats on the seat in the bus in front of you. Sorry mate, I only paid for the ticket, I don't want a lap-dance.
- When people stand in public places, like shops, and stand still, reading something, or refuse to stand out of the way of people passing.
- Female text language.
- People who swear loudly in public places, well aware that people don't want to know if you'd fuck Angelina Jolie with cancer or not.
- Americans being unable to say "twat" properly.
- Americans saying "I could care less", being unaware that it means the complete opposite of what they want to say.
- English people retardedly spelling hiccup as "hiccough".
- People who think when being drunk is the best time to have a serious conversation.
- People who think the government is bad.
- People who think the police is bad.
- People who think the teacher picked on them in school.
- People who think they had a hard life.
- The expression "He's worked his whole life". How the fuck would you know?
- "Respect your elders"...because they were born previously to when I was?
- Irish TV presenters with their American accents.
- Americans pretending they are of Irish culture.
- People complaining about campers on Call of Duty.
- People who think "Your Mum", "Nigger" or "Paki" are good insults.
- People who tell you information to think they're intelligent because they found it out the night previously.
- Small talk when I'm getting my hair cut. Didn't ask for your life story pal, just cut my hair and go fuck yourself.
- People remixing songs that I liked in the 90s.
- How dogs bark when an old lady walks past the house.
- Scooter.
- Robin Williams in everything that isn't Jumanji and Mrs. Doubtfire.
- Eminem fans.
- Breaking Bad fans.
- Not intelligent at all Leonardo Di Caprio film fans.
- English boxing referees.
- People who think white pride is a racist term.
- Anyone who teaches communications. I don't need to be a robot to pass an interview, fuck off hoe.