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“I wish the Queen had died"
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Frankie Boyle's bad-taste routine axed from BBC Comic Relief broadcast
Jokes about the Queen, Kate Middleton's breasts, the Pope and Oscar Pistorius ended up on the cutting room floor

By Simon Boyle 11 Comments
“I wish the Queen had died": Frankie Boyle's bad-taste routine axed from BBC Comic Relief broadcast
7 Mar 2013 01:24
Jokes about the Queen, Kate Middleton's breasts, the Pope and Oscar Pistorius ended up on the cutting room floor
Outrage: Frankie Boyle performs onstage for 'Give It Up For Comic Relief'
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Sick comedian Frankie Boyle caused outrage on a Comic Relief show last night – by joking he wished the Queen had died before her Diamond Jubilee celebrations.
The controversial Scots stand-up added: “I wish she’d died – because they wouldn’t have been able to tell anyone.”
He went on: “They would have had to hollow out her body into a suit and fill it with helium.”
It was just one of a series of bad-taste gags Boyle told before his entire routine was axed from a “nearly-live” broadcast.
He was appearing on BBC3’s Give It Up for Comic Relief – aimed at raising awareness of drug and alcohol addiction.
It was hosted by ex-heroin user Russell Brand and an A-list line-up of comics and musicians, including Noel Gallagher, John Bishop and Kasabian.
But it was Boyle who stole the show – for all the wrong reasons.
He drew a chorus of boos from the packed arena with a string of jibes at the Royal Family, including criticising the Duchess of Cambridge’s breasts and claiming to have fathered her child.
The Sun columnist said: “I was amazed to hear Kate ever got pregnant in the first place. She told me she was on the f*****g pill.
“I don’t know what the fuss was about the pictures of Kate’s t*ts.
"Anyway, in my paper I have to flick past pictures of good t*ts to read about her s**t ones.”
And in a reference to the Jimmy Savile scandal he added: “ I cannot believe I am back on the BBC.
"I had thought the only way I’d end up back on the BBC would be if I had started f*****g kids.”
Shocked TV bosses were able to axe Boyle’s entire five-minute spot because the show was pre-recorded by an hour.
Some of his other comments that hit the cutting room floor involved the Pope and murder charge athlete Oscar Pistorius.
After last night’s show Boyle tweeted: “Was a nice gig at Wembley, and big up Russell Brand – a shot in the arms for addicts everywhere.”
And he retweeted @K_Dawgggg’s message: “Don’t suppose they could have put anything @Frankieboyle said on the telly to be fair #giveitupforcomicrelief BOOYAKKA!”
Boyle came under fire last year for joking on TV’s Mock The Week that the Saudi Arabian Paralympics team were “mainly thieves”.
He also said: “I’m going down to the blind football to shout that the referee’s a deaf b******.”
The Royal London Society for Blind People described his gags about Katie Price’s disabled son Harvey as “an outrage to a decent society”, and called for a boycott on the unrepentant comedian.
There were 469 complaints to Ofcom in 2010 when he cracked jokes about cancer victims, saying: “What is it about people with cancer that suddenly think they can run the f*****g marathon?”
He added: “If you know someone with cancer and they want sponsoring for something, sponsor them – there’s a good chance that you won’t have to pay.”
He also caused offence with a comment about missing Madeleine McCann last year, saying that her first name was an anagram of “I’m dead.”
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“I wish the Queen had died"
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Frankie Boyle's bad-taste routine axed from BBC Comic Relief broadcast
Jokes about the Queen, Kate Middleton's breasts, the Pope and Oscar Pistorius ended up on the cutting room floor

By Simon Boyle 11 Comments
“I wish the Queen had died": Frankie Boyle's bad-taste routine axed from BBC Comic Relief broadcast
7 Mar 2013 01:24
Jokes about the Queen, Kate Middleton's breasts, the Pope and Oscar Pistorius ended up on the cutting room floor
Outrage: Frankie Boyle performs onstage for 'Give It Up For Comic Relief'
Getty
Sick comedian Frankie Boyle caused outrage on a Comic Relief show last night – by joking he wished the Queen had died before her Diamond Jubilee celebrations.
The controversial Scots stand-up added: “I wish she’d died – because they wouldn’t have been able to tell anyone.”
He went on: “They would have had to hollow out her body into a suit and fill it with helium.”
It was just one of a series of bad-taste gags Boyle told before his entire routine was axed from a “nearly-live” broadcast.
He was appearing on BBC3’s Give It Up for Comic Relief – aimed at raising awareness of drug and alcohol addiction.
It was hosted by ex-heroin user Russell Brand and an A-list line-up of comics and musicians, including Noel Gallagher, John Bishop and Kasabian.
But it was Boyle who stole the show – for all the wrong reasons.
He drew a chorus of boos from the packed arena with a string of jibes at the Royal Family, including criticising the Duchess of Cambridge’s breasts and claiming to have fathered her child.
The Sun columnist said: “I was amazed to hear Kate ever got pregnant in the first place. She told me she was on the f*****g pill.
“I don’t know what the fuss was about the pictures of Kate’s t*ts.
"Anyway, in my paper I have to flick past pictures of good t*ts to read about her s**t ones.”
And in a reference to the Jimmy Savile scandal he added: “ I cannot believe I am back on the BBC.
"I had thought the only way I’d end up back on the BBC would be if I had started f*****g kids.”
Shocked TV bosses were able to axe Boyle’s entire five-minute spot because the show was pre-recorded by an hour.
Some of his other comments that hit the cutting room floor involved the Pope and murder charge athlete Oscar Pistorius.
After last night’s show Boyle tweeted: “Was a nice gig at Wembley, and big up Russell Brand – a shot in the arms for addicts everywhere.”
And he retweeted @K_Dawgggg’s message: “Don’t suppose they could have put anything @Frankieboyle said on the telly to be fair #giveitupforcomicrelief BOOYAKKA!”
Boyle came under fire last year for joking on TV’s Mock The Week that the Saudi Arabian Paralympics team were “mainly thieves”.
He also said: “I’m going down to the blind football to shout that the referee’s a deaf b******.”
The Royal London Society for Blind People described his gags about Katie Price’s disabled son Harvey as “an outrage to a decent society”, and called for a boycott on the unrepentant comedian.
There were 469 complaints to Ofcom in 2010 when he cracked jokes about cancer victims, saying: “What is it about people with cancer that suddenly think they can run the f*****g marathon?”
He added: “If you know someone with cancer and they want sponsoring for something, sponsor them – there’s a good chance that you won’t have to pay.”
He also caused offence with a comment about missing Madeleine McCann last year, saying that her first name was an anagram of “I’m dead.”
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