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This Fag Beating me with a "MAGICAL SCEPTRE"?He Better Get A "CLAVICLE HEADGEAR"Cause I'm A "head collector"Like "HANNIBAL LECTOR"!I Will "GROAN THIS SENTINEL"I "CLOWNED THIS GENTLEMAN"Cause He A "STONED HOMOSEXUAL"And Leave Him Like A "BONED SKELETAL"I'll Leave Your "CORP SMELLY"Just Like "R KELLY "And This Bastard Wouldn't "stack money"If He Was A "BANK VAULT"And By The Way Your "RANK A FAULT"Cause You Would'nt Beat My Ass If This Was A "SPANK ASSAULT" So When I Leave This nerdy "TEXTER WITH DREAD"He Will Be Like "DEXTER WITHOUT FRIENDS"Fuck It XxRevXx/

clavicle /clav·i·cle/ (klav´ĭ-k'l) collar bone; a bone, curved like the letter f, that articulates with the sternum and scapula

"stoned homosexual"

"boned skeletal" (grammatically incorrect + completely redundant)

"i'll leave your corp smelly like R kelly" ... HOW CAN WAYNE COMPETE!

lol @ spank assault... wanna fill us in on how that works?
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This Fag Beating me with a "MAGICAL SCEPTRE"?He Better Get A "CLAVICLE HEADGEAR"Cause I'm A "head collector"Like "HANNIBAL LECTOR"!I Will "GROAN THIS SENTINEL"I "CLOWNED THIS GENTLEMAN"Cause He A "STONED HOMOSEXUAL"And Leave Him Like A "BONED SKELETAL"I'll Leave Your "CORP SMELLY"Just Like "R KELLY "And This Bastard Wouldn't "stack money"If He Was A "BANK VAULT"And By The Way Your "RANK A FAULT"Cause You Would'nt Beat My Ass If This Was A "SPANK ASSAULT" So When I Leave This nerdy "TEXTER WITH DREAD"He Will Be Like "DEXTER WITHOUT FRIENDS"Fuck It XxRevXx/

clavicle /clav·i·cle/ (klav´ĭ-k'l) collar bone; a bone, curved like the letter f, that articulates with the sternum and scapula

"stoned homosexual"

"boned skeletal" (grammatically incorrect + completely redundant)

"i'll leave your corp smelly like R kelly" ... HOW CAN WAYNE COMPETE!

lol @ spank assault... wanna fill us in on how that works?
 
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