Nomination: pULSe

[RhetoriK]

Fuck it! I'll post it. Show this nigga some love yall. Just a couple reason...

He was battling on LB before it was created.
He trips over his own balls walking down the Hall of Fame
He ghostwrites for Nas and shit, possibly AZ
He invented trolling.
He's got an album out but Suge got scared And burnt the master copies
DJ AM purposely OD'ed after being shunned for a mixtape of his
His multis have multies
Fabolous tried to bite his title "wordplay king"
He's what lil wayne is leaning on most of the time
He plays chess with Masta Killa
He personally stitched Mayneak's red coat
He supplies Jason with legal pussy MOST of the time
He's the reason UA turned away from slam poetry
He's DaDDiO's DaDDiO
Talk wasn't real until pULSe hit him on tiny chat
Pronto was only kinda fast until pULSe sped him up
He battles himself and wins EVERY time
He told Koofi Sigel to covert to Beanies
He was originally an 8% prophet until he realized that less was more
Method was just a man before he knighted him
Metaphors were just similes until he started writin em
He dont even call bluffs no more, they just turn themselfs in
MX is on HIS D
4,3,2,1 was 5,4,3,2,1 until Canibus and LL started hatin
He killed Poets Society
Krhyme didn't kill until pULSe handed him that knife
uncle phil was just a cousin before pULSe talked to him
Ohs was grams until p re-weighed him
Rain Matrix twists spliffs of his writtens
RULE was a guideline beforehand
Erupt was called Pre-Mature before pulse blew him all the way
He's the American accent Just C's going for
Student...nough said
He has a map tattooed on his stomach of a map for dick riders
Vernacular was aight until he made it Spectacular
remarK didnt have much to say until pulse put words in his mouth
The mod forum is empty because we're waiting for his word on our ideas
He's Silk accounts 16-27 (the dopest ones)
He created "openly gay" because straight was too boring
He shut down Grindtime because he wasnt happy with how shit was going
DMullz is his avatar body
He Fucked Mind's Mind up
Ticket's his multi account and theres no such place as Colorado, suckas
He taught Fiji Osa japaneese by siphoning it from v3numbs aura
He's the wheel that turns Verity's menstrual cycle




..true story :eyeroll:

This nigga the Chuck Norris of LB

Feel free to add, this is just a small list

[RhetoriK]

Fuck it! I'll post it. Show this nigga some love yall. Just a couple reason...

He was battling on LB before it was created.
He trips over his own balls walking down the Hall of Fame
He ghostwrites for Nas and shit, possibly AZ
He invented trolling.
He's got an album out but Suge got scared And burnt the master copies
DJ AM purposely OD'ed after being shunned for a mixtape of his
His multis have multies
Fabolous tried to bite his title "wordplay king"
He's what lil wayne is leaning on most of the time
He plays chess with Masta Killa
He personally stitched Mayneak's red coat
He supplies Jason with legal pussy MOST of the time
He's the reason UA turned away from slam poetry
He's DaDDiO's DaDDiO
Talk wasn't real until pULSe hit him on tiny chat
Pronto was only kinda fast until pULSe sped him up
He battles himself and wins EVERY time
He told Koofi Sigel to covert to Beanies
He was originally an 8% prophet until he realized that less was more
Method was just a man before he knighted him
Metaphors were just similes until he started writin em
He dont even call bluffs no more, they just turn themselfs in
MX is on HIS D
4,3,2,1 was 5,4,3,2,1 until Canibus and LL started hatin
He killed Poets Society
Krhyme didn't kill until pULSe handed him that knife
uncle phil was just a cousin before pULSe talked to him
Ohs was grams until p re-weighed him
Rain Matrix twists spliffs of his writtens
RULE was a guideline beforehand
Erupt was called Pre-Mature before pulse blew him all the way
He's the American accent Just C's going for
Student...nough said
He has a map tattooed on his stomach of a map for dick riders
Vernacular was aight until he made it Spectacular
remarK didnt have much to say until pulse put words in his mouth
The mod forum is empty because we're waiting for his word on our ideas
He's Silk accounts 16-27 (the dopest ones)
He created "openly gay" because straight was too boring
He shut down Grindtime because he wasnt happy with how shit was going
DMullz is his avatar body
He Fucked Mind's Mind up
Ticket's his multi account and theres no such place as Colorado, suckas
He taught Fiji Osa japaneese by siphoning it from v3numbs aura
He's the wheel that turns Verity's menstrual cycle




..true story :eyeroll:

This nigga the Chuck Norris of LB

Feel free to add, this is just a small list