Bat God's Guide On How To Be Good

[The Bat God]

1. Anytime you battle someone say "keyed", "throwaways", or something similar at the end to let everyone know it was effortless. No one needs to know how long you really spent on that verse.

2. If you win by 1% you clearly are a god. Talk mad shit.

3. If you lose by 1% they clearly only won because of bad voters.

4. If you lose by ANY percent blame voters.

5. Make fake personals about your opponent. Everyone will assume he DOES have a 400 pound mom with titties that hang to her belly button. If he denies your personals he just gonna look like a lyin bitch.

6. See above. If you suck at punchlines you can try to disguise your skill by comprising your whole battle of easy personal bars. For a good example of this see EtH.

7. You can win a battle even if your opponent is better, you just need more votes. See 8 and 9.

8. Before, advertising battles were not allowed. But now that it is due to dumb admins, you can own the rap game. For a easy way to increase your chances of winning, only advertise your battles via pm and instant messenger to people that dig your style and will vote for you. Why would you send a battle link to someone that votes against you a lot?

9. To further put the odds in your favor, block anyone that don't like your style and has a habit of voting against you.


10. Bad battlers tend to vote bad as well . You can murder your opponent but can still lose if a bunch of lightweights vote on your battle. If you're battling someone completely garbage advertise your battle to anyone decent.


11. The outcome of a battle is based 65% on skill and 35% on the people voting on it. #batfacts

That is the first tutorial on how to be good @ LB.

Bat God Disciple's Now Recruiting.

Bat Gang Bat Gang Bat Gang.

[The Bat God]

1. Anytime you battle someone say "keyed", "throwaways", or something similar at the end to let everyone know it was effortless. No one needs to know how long you really spent on that verse.

2. If you win by 1% you clearly are a god. Talk mad shit.

3. If you lose by 1% they clearly only won because of bad voters.

4. If you lose by ANY percent blame voters.

5. Make fake personals about your opponent. Everyone will assume he DOES have a 400 pound mom with titties that hang to her belly button. If he denies your personals he just gonna look like a lyin bitch.

6. See above. If you suck at punchlines you can try to disguise your skill by comprising your whole battle of easy personal bars. For a good example of this see EtH.

7. You can win a battle even if your opponent is better, you just need more votes. See 8 and 9.

8. Before, advertising battles were not allowed. But now that it is due to dumb admins, you can own the rap game. For a easy way to increase your chances of winning, only advertise your battles via pm and instant messenger to people that dig your style and will vote for you. Why would you send a battle link to someone that votes against you a lot?

9. To further put the odds in your favor, block anyone that don't like your style and has a habit of voting against you.


10. Bad battlers tend to vote bad as well . You can murder your opponent but can still lose if a bunch of lightweights vote on your battle. If you're battling someone completely garbage advertise your battle to anyone decent.


11. The outcome of a battle is based 65% on skill and 35% on the people voting on it. #batfacts

That is the first tutorial on how to be good @ LB.

Bat God Disciple's Now Recruiting.

Bat Gang Bat Gang Bat Gang.