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Unread 07-24-2010, 10:45 AM
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A blind man walks into a shop with his seeing-eye dog, he grabs the leash tight and starts spinning on the spot and the poor dog is flying around in circles getting choked. The lady behind the counter yells out "What the fuck are you doing???". The blind man says "Just looking around"
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Default You're fucking joking

A blind man walks into a shop with his seeing-eye dog, he grabs the leash tight and starts spinning on the spot and the poor dog is flying around in circles getting choked. The lady behind the counter yells out "What the fuck are you doing???". The blind man says "Just looking around"
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She put my dick and both of my balls in her mouth
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Unread 07-24-2010, 11:10 AM
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I was trying to chat up this hot chick once when she said "Ok stop right there. I'm a lesbian and you're barking up the wrong tree". I was like "Lesbian? Maybe you're growling out the wrong bush".
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I was trying to chat up this hot chick once when she said "Ok stop right there. I'm a lesbian and you're barking up the wrong tree". I was like "Lesbian? Maybe you're growling out the wrong bush".
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haha........
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Unread 07-24-2010, 02:46 PM
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An African-American, an Asian and a Caucasian walk into a bar, the Caucasian says "Hold up I'm white, I must be in the wrong joke."
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I do whatever the fuck I want, don't like it? Try me then
She put my dick and both of my balls in her mouth
And I stand there in disbelief with my hand on my head wondering how she got 'em in
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