How To Take A Student To School? - Lets Beef

#1 09-12-2017, 08:50 PM

Well I'm glad you asked. First, you take out your personal notebooks and copy a few facts I'm about to write on my chalkboard.

Fact #1: Student's been here since 05 or 06 and haven't won jack shit. It's 2017 and his skill level is still on some 08' puss bag shit.

(05+06=11) (11+ what=17? ..06. now minus that 08 from 17 you get 9) In 2009, Student Won Cypher Of The Year & Co-Cypher Of The Year. Now by the show of hands... Who can tell me which cypher that was?... Do ANY fucking one remember? No? Next Subject...

Fact #2: Student once thought Hip Hop was on the rise again because Iggy Azalea had 2 songs on the Top 100.

100/2 = 50.. 5-0. It all leads back to Student acting like a fucking cop as soon as Pugz and i started feuding, he was swallowing his cum, trying his hardest to expose me.. Then got bodied in a diss track AND a battle all in the same week.

Fact #3: Student ducked my freestyle challenge in Erupts freestyle session. We BOTH were in Tinychat. I mic'd up and flames his ass. He was shook Asf. Rumor has it, he waited till I left then told everyone he's getting on mic.

Interesting that this is Fact #3 because there was 3 people mic'd up in that freestyle session except for Student. His excuse was because he was "at work"... On tinychat choosing every single beat to play while OTHER people freestyle off them but couldn't mic up until i left?.. k

Fact #4: Student lost to me twice.
https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=485539
75 - 25 02/15/15
https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=395819
60 - 40 05/1/11

(75 + 40 = 115) & (25 + 60 = 85) Soooo now, (115 + 85 = 200) & (200 - 152 = 48) 48 is the amount of plays Student's first & last track got. It's been on this website for YEARS and only gained 48 plays?
Here's the link btw LISTEN HERE! He's on the second verse, whispering like his moms in the next room.

So to answer the question, How To Take A Student To School? You don't.. Student will remain in his parents basement jerking off to minecraft pornos & being a fat bloated bitch ass dick sucking hating ass faggot. Student will remain single, ugly, filthy, & whack asf. Student couldn't E-Fuck Lockhart's internet girlfriend that cheated on him with Rohaan. Student will NEVER and i mean NEVER fuck with Punk.

09-12-2017, 08:50 PM

Well I'm glad you asked. First, you take out your personal notebooks and copy a few facts I'm about to write on my chalkboard.

Fact #1: Student's been here since 05 or 06 and haven't won jack shit. It's 2017 and his skill level is still on some 08' puss bag shit.

(05+06=11) (11+ what=17? ..06. now minus that 08 from 17 you get 9) In 2009, Student Won Cypher Of The Year & Co-Cypher Of The Year. Now by the show of hands... Who can tell me which cypher that was?... Do ANY fucking one remember? No? Next Subject...

Fact #2: Student once thought Hip Hop was on the rise again because Iggy Azalea had 2 songs on the Top 100.

100/2 = 50.. 5-0. It all leads back to Student acting like a fucking cop as soon as Pugz and i started feuding, he was swallowing his cum, trying his hardest to expose me.. Then got bodied in a diss track AND a battle all in the same week.

Fact #3: Student ducked my freestyle challenge in Erupts freestyle session. We BOTH were in Tinychat. I mic'd up and flames his ass. He was shook Asf. Rumor has it, he waited till I left then told everyone he's getting on mic.

Interesting that this is Fact #3 because there was 3 people mic'd up in that freestyle session except for Student. His excuse was because he was "at work"... On tinychat choosing every single beat to play while OTHER people freestyle off them but couldn't mic up until i left?.. k

Fact #4: Student lost to me twice.
https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=485539
75 - 25 02/15/15
https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=395819
60 - 40 05/1/11

(75 + 40 = 115) & (25 + 60 = 85) Soooo now, (115 + 85 = 200) & (200 - 152 = 48) 48 is the amount of plays Student's first & last track got. It's been on this website for YEARS and only gained 48 plays?
Here's the link btw LISTEN HERE! He's on the second verse, whispering like his moms in the next room.

So to answer the question, How To Take A Student To School? You don't.. Student will remain in his parents basement jerking off to minecraft pornos & being a fat bloated bitch ass dick sucking hating ass faggot. Student will remain single, ugly, filthy, & whack asf. Student couldn't E-Fuck Lockhart's internet girlfriend that cheated on him with Rohaan. Student will NEVER and i mean NEVER fuck with Punk.

**Shodan** · #2 09-12-2017, 09:57 PM

Do me next

**Shodan** · 09-12-2017, 09:57 PM

Do me next

#3 09-12-2017, 10:30 PM

There once was a boy named Shodan
Who longed for some love and romance
But his girth was to ample
For girlies to handle
So he open mouth kissed his own hand.

09-12-2017, 10:30 PM

There once was a boy named Shodan
Who longed for some love and romance
But his girth was to ample
For girlies to handle
So he open mouth kissed his own hand.

**Shodan** · #4 09-12-2017, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aggo

But his girth was to ample
For girlies to handle

Nonsense. My little sister is more than capable of it.

**Shodan** · 09-12-2017, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aggo

But his girth was to ample
For girlies to handle

Nonsense. My little sister is more than capable of it.

#5 09-13-2017, 12:32 AM

loooooooooool thread of the year

09-13-2017, 12:32 AM

loooooooooool thread of the year

**Esso** · #6 09-13-2017, 07:07 PM

Punk's numerology>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Godbody's

08 pussbag shit....poor stu

**Esso** · 09-13-2017, 07:07 PM

Punk's numerology>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Godbody's

08 pussbag shit....poor stu

**Student** · #7 09-13-2017, 09:39 PM

Fuck it, I'll play along.

I have more battling awards then you @CM Punk so who's kidding who? Granted I suck but I've been saying that, you beating me shouldn't be an accomplishment lmao I haven't claimed (lately) that I'm a "great text battler" or whatever.
and you've been here since 2011 you cocksmoker which is 6 years at least,
I'm not a fucking mathematician or whateva but the difference between me
being active 06-09 was that those were the "good years", you've been here for the decline. The worst 6 consecutive years and I'm out here wasting my time
cause I throw up some posts, every once in awhile? you think I'm that invested in this, like I give a fuck if tomorrow this shuts down? you're out chea bragging about winning some title by a no-show with zero reasons why you were given that opportunity, legitimately I don't think it's right but whatever, I'm not typing up paragraphs and shit, then going extra and making the letters bigger, different font, fucking colors throughout it and a neat-o link.

**Student** · 09-13-2017, 09:39 PM

Fuck it, I'll play along.

I have more battling awards then you @CM Punk so who's kidding who? Granted I suck but I've been saying that, you beating me shouldn't be an accomplishment lmao I haven't claimed (lately) that I'm a "great text battler" or whatever.
and you've been here since 2011 you cocksmoker which is 6 years at least,
I'm not a fucking mathematician or whateva but the difference between me
being active 06-09 was that those were the "good years", you've been here for the decline. The worst 6 consecutive years and I'm out here wasting my time
cause I throw up some posts, every once in awhile? you think I'm that invested in this, like I give a fuck if tomorrow this shuts down? you're out chea bragging about winning some title by a no-show with zero reasons why you were given that opportunity, legitimately I don't think it's right but whatever, I'm not typing up paragraphs and shit, then going extra and making the letters bigger, different font, fucking colors throughout it and a neat-o link.