Forum Game: EtH Hates You - Page 8 - Lets Beef

#71 11-04-2016, 04:51 PM

@M I L K

Username: Your username is Milk. You joined a rap battle website and thought "You know what would be gangster as fuck? Naming myself after the produce of a cow". Fuck out of here. Whenever I buy milk, it goes out of date quicker than girls that I go on dates with. I think you were probably Stoy, maybe, if that was you, when you requested this. It was only about 5 years ago, not that long ago. Anyways, Stoy sounds like what a Swedish person speaking English would call the place where a pig lives.

Avatar: Your avatar is that an alien. That's ironic because any sense of iconic impact you had on the site is alien to all of us. That's some little bitch avatar shit. ET should call home, ask for his mum, and proceed to apologize to her for ruining both her life and vagina, only to have their only meaningful contribution in this entire world being the first person I decide to call a cunt in this thread in half a decade.

Crew Affliation: I dunno. What crews were you in? Probably ClassicK. All of you little gimps were in ClassicK. You probably high five boy scouts and help grannies across the road. The closest you ever got to being in a fight was explaining to someone that you don't eat food that contains gluten, but you eventually thanked them for kindly offering you that Rustlers microwave burger.

Forum Persona: How the fuck am I supposed to remember what you were like? I dunno what you were like. You were just...around. You're a bit like that kid who's big brother you were friends with, and his mum made you hang out with him. You didn't really pick on him but you weren't 100% sure what his name was either. He always have snot around his nose and had a weird obsession with bringing a stick around with him everywhere.

Battle Record: That's actually a pretty solid record. 178-28. Not bad. Instead, I'll pick out a line at random from your last battle. "You think you’re going Places, Huh? …C’mon Claiming yourself a Godd? Haha, MaCc The DOLLAR MENU At McDonalds is the LARGEST VENUE Your Name’ll Ever Drop.". The fuck is with your capitals placement? You place capitals worse than whoever decided Edinburgh and not Glasgow should be the Scottish capital. McDonalds is actually a pretty big place too. The Big Mac is a fairly iconic part of that menu. You have basically said "The largest venue your name would ever be seen at is this really large venue". Good one. You totally owned him with that one broski.

Versatility: Your audio is every bit as good as your text. Just like Lizman's complexity is every bit as confusing as his German Black Guy living in Ireland story. If your mic presence was to feature in a horror film, Paranormal Activity's entire dialogue would be "Honey, did you hear something?" "No" "Okay then, night" "Night" *roll credits*. You have as much energy as Rant after walking all the way to the bathroom and back.

Legacy: Well, until they get to this point, your entire LB legacy to date has been "Why is EtH randomly reviving this thread to diss Milk?". It's only now when I reveal that he was next on the list that the penny actually drops. Regardless, this thread is about as relevant as you will ever be. You're pretty much the Kangaroo from Streets of Rage 3. People barely remember you exist, and if they do remember it'll probably have some sort of association to cheating. You're also a little hoppity bitch who enjoys shoving your offspring into your pouch.

Potential: You're potentially the least currently relevant guy I've dissed in this thread, and I haven't even done it in 5 years. You're potentially the fourth best guy on the site to have a dairy related name, and there's only 3 of them. You're potentially only useful to anyone in this world in that you serve as a brief distraction from my current assignment for a matter of moments. And bitch, you potentially just got hated by the EtHer. *Mic drop*.

11-04-2016, 04:51 PM

@M I L K

Username: Your username is Milk. You joined a rap battle website and thought "You know what would be gangster as fuck? Naming myself after the produce of a cow". Fuck out of here. Whenever I buy milk, it goes out of date quicker than girls that I go on dates with. I think you were probably Stoy, maybe, if that was you, when you requested this. It was only about 5 years ago, not that long ago. Anyways, Stoy sounds like what a Swedish person speaking English would call the place where a pig lives.

Avatar: Your avatar is that an alien. That's ironic because any sense of iconic impact you had on the site is alien to all of us. That's some little bitch avatar shit. ET should call home, ask for his mum, and proceed to apologize to her for ruining both her life and vagina, only to have their only meaningful contribution in this entire world being the first person I decide to call a cunt in this thread in half a decade.

Crew Affliation: I dunno. What crews were you in? Probably ClassicK. All of you little gimps were in ClassicK. You probably high five boy scouts and help grannies across the road. The closest you ever got to being in a fight was explaining to someone that you don't eat food that contains gluten, but you eventually thanked them for kindly offering you that Rustlers microwave burger.

Forum Persona: How the fuck am I supposed to remember what you were like? I dunno what you were like. You were just...around. You're a bit like that kid who's big brother you were friends with, and his mum made you hang out with him. You didn't really pick on him but you weren't 100% sure what his name was either. He always have snot around his nose and had a weird obsession with bringing a stick around with him everywhere.

Battle Record: That's actually a pretty solid record. 178-28. Not bad. Instead, I'll pick out a line at random from your last battle. "You think you’re going Places, Huh? …C’mon Claiming yourself a Godd? Haha, MaCc The DOLLAR MENU At McDonalds is the LARGEST VENUE Your Name’ll Ever Drop.". The fuck is with your capitals placement? You place capitals worse than whoever decided Edinburgh and not Glasgow should be the Scottish capital. McDonalds is actually a pretty big place too. The Big Mac is a fairly iconic part of that menu. You have basically said "The largest venue your name would ever be seen at is this really large venue". Good one. You totally owned him with that one broski.

Versatility: Your audio is every bit as good as your text. Just like Lizman's complexity is every bit as confusing as his German Black Guy living in Ireland story. If your mic presence was to feature in a horror film, Paranormal Activity's entire dialogue would be "Honey, did you hear something?" "No" "Okay then, night" "Night" *roll credits*. You have as much energy as Rant after walking all the way to the bathroom and back.

Legacy: Well, until they get to this point, your entire LB legacy to date has been "Why is EtH randomly reviving this thread to diss Milk?". It's only now when I reveal that he was next on the list that the penny actually drops. Regardless, this thread is about as relevant as you will ever be. You're pretty much the Kangaroo from Streets of Rage 3. People barely remember you exist, and if they do remember it'll probably have some sort of association to cheating. You're also a little hoppity bitch who enjoys shoving your offspring into your pouch.

Potential: You're potentially the least currently relevant guy I've dissed in this thread, and I haven't even done it in 5 years. You're potentially the fourth best guy on the site to have a dairy related name, and there's only 3 of them. You're potentially only useful to anyone in this world in that you serve as a brief distraction from my current assignment for a matter of moments. And bitch, you potentially just got hated by the EtHer. *Mic drop*.

#72 11-04-2016, 05:48 PM

I hope you hate me, too.

11-04-2016, 05:48 PM

I hope you hate me, too.

**Student** · #73 11-17-2016, 04:00 PM

You bastard, write up some more of these if you've got it in you

**Student** · 11-17-2016, 04:00 PM

You bastard, write up some more of these if you've got it in you

**Babylon** · #74 11-17-2016, 04:27 PM

A lot of these are actually hilarious

**Babylon** · 11-17-2016, 04:27 PM

A lot of these are actually hilarious

**S A L T** · #75 01-30-2017, 12:34 AM

@EtH that was actually pretty hilarious

battle me bish

**S A L T** · 01-30-2017, 12:34 AM

@EtH that was actually pretty hilarious

battle me bish

#76 01-31-2017, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Standards

i wanna go! i wanna go!

Standards

Username: Jesus fucking Christ, where to start. So we've got Punk, alright, he's your favourite wrestler, that's pretty cool. Let's just see what else we've got. Izzy Reef....seriously? Was your entire gimmick supposed to be that people ask whether or not you're ReeFer? Izzy Reef? I dunno if he is or not but he's a faggot none the less. Oh, and let's not forget Zoey Prada. Swear to god I hear that shit and wonder why Jamie Lynn Spears is on a rap battle website. Seriously when you say that's your real life rap name to, you know, other human beings, what's the response? I know you're a little stick figure bitch who's more at home in a gospel choir than a tense situation, but what do you do when they burst out laughing? Sit there and soak it all in like some sort of tampon for embarrassment? You're a fucking joke. I'm not even going to mention whatever the fuck your current username is because I already forgot it in the sea of hatred for that Zoey Parda faggot bullshit.

Avatar: "You know what would go really good with my girl's first name and my ladies fashion designer second name? A Justin Bieber avatar. I'm so fucking cool". What is this shit? Did you see men shaving their chests, wearing 'guyliner' and skinny jeans and think to yourself "Man, that shit's waaaaaay too masculine. It's 2017, let's mix it up guys". I bet you rub your nipples during sex.

Crew Affliation: ClassicK? I've probably dissed those Nickleback fucks about 40 times in this thread so let's gloss over them. First, let's discuss how you were in my elevation crew. That's right, this dude, after being in a legit hall of fame crew, decided that he needs to learn from me and joined Chloroformers. The fuck was that about? You're out there making tracks and shit and think "Man, I really need to learn from EtH". Fucking weird ass bitch. You also had the Purge. That was kind of your Chloroformers, only no one good ever joined it, ever, despite your 300 incarnations, and even if they did it's not like you can string together a coherent sentence without saying something about snoods being out of fashion this season or some shit so they couldn't learn from you anyways. You're the fucking Gok Wan of Letsbeef. Also, you once posted this in the Murda Muzik crew forum, you little frail bitch.

Forum Persona: You're persona is being the gay guy. I'm not even saying that as an insult. That's just your thing. You do gay shit like your names and avatars, and that's what you do. I don't get why to be honest. Maybe it's like when someone makes a multi acc to "overcome" their name. Like when Rule made new accounts to see if he could win without being well known. Maybe you're like "I wonder if I can act like the biggest pipe smoker on the site and still make it big". Fair fucks man. The fact that you haven't been backhanders by everyone you've ever interacted with says wonders about your perseverance. Your main problem is you have absorbed this idea that you're a big deal. I mean you're currently in another thread bragging because Pulse said 5 people posted in it. You're like an emo kid on Reddit saying he's going to kill himself if the thread doesn't get X amount of replies. When it does, you feel all happy like you matter and your opinions and feelings are valid. Bitch we don't care, next time go with the vein so you don't come back.

Battle Record: Mani - 1, Gospel Choir - 0.

Versatility: You have thee uncanny ability to call people nigga and whip out the ebonic speak...all the while being probably the whitest person of all time. I mean I feel like I actually could claim cultural appropriation because your bitch ass is so white. Unfortunately you rate low in versatility because your bitch ass ducks text better than he ducks testicles to the face.

Legacy: You'll be remembered as that guy who was always around the forums, wasn't great at battling but tried his hardest, was quite possibly gay and really really white. But you know you're my homie Student.

Wait...that's not Student? Who the fuck even is this guy then?

Potential: You're not very good at battling and you're tracks are basically R&B if the R for rimming and the B stood for blowing. You at one stage may have had potential in this whole forum fighting thing, but you gave up all credibility as a beefer when you tried to fuck with me and actually got your personals from Rohan Rane. Bitch you're out there listening to 14 year old Indian boys like "Dope homie, that's some real shit, where you getting all these personals", all the while Rohan's sitting there pulling random words out of his turban to give you your insults. We all know the real reason you and Roh got so close.

01-31-2017, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Standards

i wanna go! i wanna go!

Standards

Username: Jesus fucking Christ, where to start. So we've got Punk, alright, he's your favourite wrestler, that's pretty cool. Let's just see what else we've got. Izzy Reef....seriously? Was your entire gimmick supposed to be that people ask whether or not you're ReeFer? Izzy Reef? I dunno if he is or not but he's a faggot none the less. Oh, and let's not forget Zoey Prada. Swear to god I hear that shit and wonder why Jamie Lynn Spears is on a rap battle website. Seriously when you say that's your real life rap name to, you know, other human beings, what's the response? I know you're a little stick figure bitch who's more at home in a gospel choir than a tense situation, but what do you do when they burst out laughing? Sit there and soak it all in like some sort of tampon for embarrassment? You're a fucking joke. I'm not even going to mention whatever the fuck your current username is because I already forgot it in the sea of hatred for that Zoey Parda faggot bullshit.

Avatar: "You know what would go really good with my girl's first name and my ladies fashion designer second name? A Justin Bieber avatar. I'm so fucking cool". What is this shit? Did you see men shaving their chests, wearing 'guyliner' and skinny jeans and think to yourself "Man, that shit's waaaaaay too masculine. It's 2017, let's mix it up guys". I bet you rub your nipples during sex.

Crew Affliation: ClassicK? I've probably dissed those Nickleback fucks about 40 times in this thread so let's gloss over them. First, let's discuss how you were in my elevation crew. That's right, this dude, after being in a legit hall of fame crew, decided that he needs to learn from me and joined Chloroformers. The fuck was that about? You're out there making tracks and shit and think "Man, I really need to learn from EtH". Fucking weird ass bitch. You also had the Purge. That was kind of your Chloroformers, only no one good ever joined it, ever, despite your 300 incarnations, and even if they did it's not like you can string together a coherent sentence without saying something about snoods being out of fashion this season or some shit so they couldn't learn from you anyways. You're the fucking Gok Wan of Letsbeef. Also, you once posted this in the Murda Muzik crew forum, you little frail bitch.

Forum Persona: You're persona is being the gay guy. I'm not even saying that as an insult. That's just your thing. You do gay shit like your names and avatars, and that's what you do. I don't get why to be honest. Maybe it's like when someone makes a multi acc to "overcome" their name. Like when Rule made new accounts to see if he could win without being well known. Maybe you're like "I wonder if I can act like the biggest pipe smoker on the site and still make it big". Fair fucks man. The fact that you haven't been backhanders by everyone you've ever interacted with says wonders about your perseverance. Your main problem is you have absorbed this idea that you're a big deal. I mean you're currently in another thread bragging because Pulse said 5 people posted in it. You're like an emo kid on Reddit saying he's going to kill himself if the thread doesn't get X amount of replies. When it does, you feel all happy like you matter and your opinions and feelings are valid. Bitch we don't care, next time go with the vein so you don't come back.

Battle Record: Mani - 1, Gospel Choir - 0.

Versatility: You have thee uncanny ability to call people nigga and whip out the ebonic speak...all the while being probably the whitest person of all time. I mean I feel like I actually could claim cultural appropriation because your bitch ass is so white. Unfortunately you rate low in versatility because your bitch ass ducks text better than he ducks testicles to the face.

Legacy: You'll be remembered as that guy who was always around the forums, wasn't great at battling but tried his hardest, was quite possibly gay and really really white. But you know you're my homie Student.

Wait...that's not Student? Who the fuck even is this guy then?

Potential: You're not very good at battling and you're tracks are basically R&B if the R for rimming and the B stood for blowing. You at one stage may have had potential in this whole forum fighting thing, but you gave up all credibility as a beefer when you tried to fuck with me and actually got your personals from Rohan Rane. Bitch you're out there listening to 14 year old Indian boys like "Dope homie, that's some real shit, where you getting all these personals", all the while Rohan's sitting there pulling random words out of his turban to give you your insults. We all know the real reason you and Roh got so close.