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**Dysfunctional** · #1 03-24-2014, 12:46 PM

ULC The ComeBack

ULC Heavyweight Championship Match
32 Lines
Phenomonon V.S Manhattan
This is gonna be an absolute crack rock if they both come at their best considering it's for a title they should. Both have little tweeks that could be added to their games to solidify their text rep but both have something to prove in this one.

ULC Middleweight Championship Match
16 Lines
Subreal V.S Lockhart
This is another dope match up. Teacher V.S Student like battle where Lock helped elevate Sub into a monster and now he has to stop that monster. #FrankesteinEffect

ULC Triple Threat Championship Match
16 Lines
Fidel Z V.S Ray Rashad V.S Obey
This match has been trying to get underway for months now ever since Fidel and Ray won their #1 contenders matches in December. They are both waiting for their chance to dethrone the ROTY Obey. P.S That ROTY should be mine Obey

Normal Match
16 Lines
Dean V.S Ascension
This match is a sleeper Ascension kept talking about how he needs bigger names under his resume and now is his chance. Dean is a beast in the text arena and is probably gonna think this bout is nothing. But A Classic Is Brewing Folks.

#1 Contenders Match
16 Lines
Eloh_Stackz V.S Wonderbred V.S Dysfunctional
This is yet another dope clash (just like the rest of em

damn I'm good at this lol) Eloh been drifting when it comes to his ULC rep and this is Wonder's Debut to ULC. Dys is just thrown in there cuz he's not good at anything else

lol

**Dysfunctional** · 03-24-2014, 12:46 PM

ULC The ComeBack

ULC Heavyweight Championship Match
32 Lines
Phenomonon V.S Manhattan
This is gonna be an absolute crack rock if they both come at their best considering it's for a title they should. Both have little tweeks that could be added to their games to solidify their text rep but both have something to prove in this one.

ULC Middleweight Championship Match
16 Lines
Subreal V.S Lockhart
This is another dope match up. Teacher V.S Student like battle where Lock helped elevate Sub into a monster and now he has to stop that monster. #FrankesteinEffect

ULC Triple Threat Championship Match
16 Lines
Fidel Z V.S Ray Rashad V.S Obey
This match has been trying to get underway for months now ever since Fidel and Ray won their #1 contenders matches in December. They are both waiting for their chance to dethrone the ROTY Obey. P.S That ROTY should be mine Obey

Normal Match
16 Lines
Dean V.S Ascension
This match is a sleeper Ascension kept talking about how he needs bigger names under his resume and now is his chance. Dean is a beast in the text arena and is probably gonna think this bout is nothing. But A Classic Is Brewing Folks.

#1 Contenders Match
16 Lines
Eloh_Stackz V.S Wonderbred V.S Dysfunctional
This is yet another dope clash (just like the rest of em

damn I'm good at this lol) Eloh been drifting when it comes to his ULC rep and this is Wonder's Debut to ULC. Dys is just thrown in there cuz he's not good at anything else

lol

**Dysfunctional** · #2 03-24-2014, 01:03 PM

INTERVIEWS

LOCKHART

Alright How Do You Feel About Your Title Defense This Card?

I feel like Sub's gained himself a bit of a name in the winning streak he's had lately, but I feel that him no-showing in the GC derailed his momentum. He's going to have to do extremely well to beat me.

True Alright What Do You Find ULC Has Going For It Or That Sets It Apart From Other Battle Cards?

The Triple Threat Championship is something definitely unique in it's own right. I feel like it should be utilized more than what it is presently because it's not as hyped up as the other titles. Obey's got to have a title match sooner or later

There's a bunch of great competitors he can go up against as well. Ascension, Wonderbred, ELOH_STACKz, Ray Rashad, Yourself, etc. It's got all the potential in the world to become a prestigious title.

True You Might See It Get Hyped In The Future For Sure On The Opposite Side Of The Spectrum What Could Improve ULC As A Battle Card?

I haven't seen ONE Heavyweight title defense to this day. We need more activity among the heavyweights because the fact is, the Middleweight and Tag Team Championships are the most prestigious as of right now. (Wonder why ) On that note, I'm saying FORGET THE OLD HEADS. They're the reasons why the cards aren't as successful as they can be. Get up off your tired rear ends and put in some work. You aren't retirement age yet! You aren't 65!

Shots Fired! Lol Alright Next Question What Match Are You Looking Forward To Seeing On The Card (Besides Your Own) And Why?

LOL I want to see if Phenomonon can get his swagger back in the text box against an old friend and new adversary, Manhattan. I also want to see Obey bounce back from some recent, tough losses and do well against Fidel Z and Ray Rashad.
That #1 Contender's Match for the Middleweight Championship is a sleeper match as well.

Alright What Match Would You Like To See In A Future ULC Card?

Just for the heck of it OR for a title match. I'd like to see some Champions vs Champions matches. Also I want to see the Audio and Video sides be exploited through ULC.

True It Might Just Happen Thanks For Your Time Any Final Words?

Shoutouts to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Shoutouts to RULE, Askari, Punk, BLNK, LOGiKK, Ascension, Student, Deja Bleu, the entire Original crew. Shoutouts to Bnas for sounding like Bullwinkle without trying. Shoutouts to my Mom, my Dad, my Brother, my Sister. Shoutouts to my school. Shoutouts to the Forget The Old Heads Movement, The Struggle Is Real Movement. Shoutouts to my homie Z. Shoutouts to AC's, LoD, Chloro, BSI, CLASSICK, every crew I've been in AND shoutouts to shouting out. It makes us all feel cool

I'm going to need more room for titles as well, so shoutouts to all the admin.

Erebus

Ight First One From A Viewers Point Of View What Is The Most Intriguing Thing About ULC?

The meaningful usertitles? lol Nah I like that some good match ups that we haven't seen yet were being put together. I've always wanted to see the PPV format get used on LB and it's good to see it's making it's way in.

LOL At Meaningful But Anyways On The Opposite Side Of The Spectrum What Do You Find ULC Lacks In

I've been vocal enough about it before; planning. I got told for my recent card (TRBz everyone

) "Jesus, how many times do I need to confirm this?" lol. A few times on ULC, you put people in matches and used the terrible tagging system to inform them, so you may have dealt with a few DYSguntled people I'm sure.

Shouts To A Nameflip I Haven't Heard!

LOL Anyways On The Card What Match Are You Looking Forward To The Most?

The main event. Manhattan won that title in ACs, and we have it down i n our Trophy room. Not only is it a clash between my two of my three early favourites to make it big from ACs (w/ Enfinite) but it's a chance for ACs to take the title back under our banner.

Interesting Final Question What Battle Would You Like To See Go Down In The Future If Not In ULC Just In General

One I was trying to sort myself but to no avail...

Jason Vs RULE.

J feels like he's at his best, but isn't sure what the landscape of the site is like to get back into it.

I personally feel that RULE is the worst I've seen him since he got to the top, but he'll still be a force, especially because people follow him.

Would be an interesting clash between two of the biggest names ever on the site.

True That Would Be Dope Any Final Words For The People?

Fuck ULC, come check out TRBz.

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Stricc

Ight First Question Why Do You Think You've Yet To Defend The ULC Audio Championship Title?

to be honest i aint even know i had that title

Huh? Well Why Do You Think There Is No Audio Battlers In ULC?

i think there has just been a cluster fuck of new events being organized around tha same time span....if one classic happens in ulc it should motivate other rappers to get involved

True That The Main Event Of This Card Is Manhattan & Phenomonon In A 32 What Are You're Predictions For The Battle?

man i couldnt even tell you on tha text side of things but if forced to guess...........i'll say phenomonon

Ight And Finally Any Audio Cats You Wanna Call Out To Fight For Your Title?

nah not particularly, just dont fill tha slot wit somebody thats ass cheeks(uhmazing,ill reem,....you get tha point) but if i had to pick i'd say see if bitchbody wanna do something

Ight You Heard It Stricc Don't Wanna Battle Asscheeks Thanks For Taking The Time Out Stricc

no problem fam, i been slackin lately but hopefully i get my shit together

Manhattan

Ight First Question Any Comments On Your Title Match With Phenomonon?

Well Phe and I are pretty tight and have been since back in the AC Days. Last time we battled Phe beat me 51-49% in an extremely close 8 liner. That was I don't know how long ago though and I was just starting to get decent back than. I think my craft has improved a lot since that battle though so I'm looking to avenge that L. Phe's a good dude and a good battler I just feel he's more inconsistent as of lately. Good luck to him though I look forward to this match
Also that battle was over a year ago

Completely Agreed It's Gonna Be Dope. What Do You Think Sets ULC Apart From Other PPV Cards Out?

That's a good question....well I think it's different in that there is multiple different types of battles all going on at the same time. Other than Illmania (As of lately at least) I haven't seen any other cards with Audio Battles, 16 Liners, 32's, Tag Teams, Triple Threat which I've never seen either....Is that still being run btw? and now you're introducing the topical champion for ULC. I think it's a dope card personally

Thanks And Yes There Is Two Triple Threat Matches This Card Actually. On The Opposite Side Of The Spectrum What Don't You Like About ULC Or What Can Be Improved?

Sometimes things are a bit confusing. I've seen quite a few no shows and also people confused on when the date for sending is or receiving. I also think more dope heads need to start coming in because these cards could be set up really nicely. It's hard because of all the events going down every month though.

Completely Agreed What Match Are You Most Looking Forward To On The Card?

Sub Vs Lock I'm looking forward too. Same with Obey's triple threat

Thanks For The Interview Man

Phenomonon

First Question What Are Your Thoughts On Your Main Event Against Manhattan?

Manhattan is tough competition and hungry, I'm annoyed beyond belief with LB's cock hoppers, this is a 32 for a ULC title so my thoughts on this battle are its about to be dope as fuck.. Man always brings fire and im gonna bring a verse that pleases every single one of these dick suckers on here..

You heard him dicksuckers he's about to please you lol. Anyways next question what about ULC do you like the most or makes it unique in your eyes?

Idk the competition i guess.. Its not all that unique except for the triple threat title.. Its good that its active though..
I think its fine the way it is.. Maybe try getting more heavyweights to join..

Alright and finally What match are you most looking forward to in the card?

Subreal Vs LOCKHART should be dope..

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Heavyweight Predictions

Jason- Manhattan 100% - 0%
i cant imagine Manhattan getting less than 100% of the votes. he on a different level in every single category. ive had my differences with Pheno so im not tryin to diss him up .. i just think Man has mastered texting more at this point and clearly has the upper hand.

Illokwent- Manhattan 75% - 25%
I would say phe has the ability.. but i think hattan has the edge in concept to connections ..plus his flow is a bit more fluid.. phe tho can be a beast when he actually tries ex.. his battle wit rhetorik..otherwise ima give the edge to hattan.

Dissizit- Manhattan 55% - 45%
This is gonna be a close match Both have a strong punching style but both also have slight filler at time this is gonna come down to the cleaner writing and the more polished concepts this will be a 32 that people should not sleep on at all, I'd slightly lean one way due to last couple of matches but this is def a coin toss right here. Props to both Contenders I'ma have my eyes open for this on the Hot list.

Sneak Peek

ULC May Day

ULC Heavyweight Championship Match
32 Lines
Dean V.S ???

Normal Match
16 Lines
Vlad Badweather V.S Autographh

**Dysfunctional** · 03-24-2014, 01:03 PM

INTERVIEWS

LOCKHART

Alright How Do You Feel About Your Title Defense This Card?

I feel like Sub's gained himself a bit of a name in the winning streak he's had lately, but I feel that him no-showing in the GC derailed his momentum. He's going to have to do extremely well to beat me.

True Alright What Do You Find ULC Has Going For It Or That Sets It Apart From Other Battle Cards?

The Triple Threat Championship is something definitely unique in it's own right. I feel like it should be utilized more than what it is presently because it's not as hyped up as the other titles. Obey's got to have a title match sooner or later

There's a bunch of great competitors he can go up against as well. Ascension, Wonderbred, ELOH_STACKz, Ray Rashad, Yourself, etc. It's got all the potential in the world to become a prestigious title.

True You Might See It Get Hyped In The Future For Sure On The Opposite Side Of The Spectrum What Could Improve ULC As A Battle Card?

I haven't seen ONE Heavyweight title defense to this day. We need more activity among the heavyweights because the fact is, the Middleweight and Tag Team Championships are the most prestigious as of right now. (Wonder why ) On that note, I'm saying FORGET THE OLD HEADS. They're the reasons why the cards aren't as successful as they can be. Get up off your tired rear ends and put in some work. You aren't retirement age yet! You aren't 65!

Shots Fired! Lol Alright Next Question What Match Are You Looking Forward To Seeing On The Card (Besides Your Own) And Why?

LOL I want to see if Phenomonon can get his swagger back in the text box against an old friend and new adversary, Manhattan. I also want to see Obey bounce back from some recent, tough losses and do well against Fidel Z and Ray Rashad.
That #1 Contender's Match for the Middleweight Championship is a sleeper match as well.

Alright What Match Would You Like To See In A Future ULC Card?

Just for the heck of it OR for a title match. I'd like to see some Champions vs Champions matches. Also I want to see the Audio and Video sides be exploited through ULC.

True It Might Just Happen Thanks For Your Time Any Final Words?

Shoutouts to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Shoutouts to RULE, Askari, Punk, BLNK, LOGiKK, Ascension, Student, Deja Bleu, the entire Original crew. Shoutouts to Bnas for sounding like Bullwinkle without trying. Shoutouts to my Mom, my Dad, my Brother, my Sister. Shoutouts to my school. Shoutouts to the Forget The Old Heads Movement, The Struggle Is Real Movement. Shoutouts to my homie Z. Shoutouts to AC's, LoD, Chloro, BSI, CLASSICK, every crew I've been in AND shoutouts to shouting out. It makes us all feel cool

I'm going to need more room for titles as well, so shoutouts to all the admin.

Erebus

Ight First One From A Viewers Point Of View What Is The Most Intriguing Thing About ULC?

The meaningful usertitles? lol Nah I like that some good match ups that we haven't seen yet were being put together. I've always wanted to see the PPV format get used on LB and it's good to see it's making it's way in.

LOL At Meaningful But Anyways On The Opposite Side Of The Spectrum What Do You Find ULC Lacks In

I've been vocal enough about it before; planning. I got told for my recent card (TRBz everyone

) "Jesus, how many times do I need to confirm this?" lol. A few times on ULC, you put people in matches and used the terrible tagging system to inform them, so you may have dealt with a few DYSguntled people I'm sure.

Shouts To A Nameflip I Haven't Heard!

LOL Anyways On The Card What Match Are You Looking Forward To The Most?

The main event. Manhattan won that title in ACs, and we have it down i n our Trophy room. Not only is it a clash between my two of my three early favourites to make it big from ACs (w/ Enfinite) but it's a chance for ACs to take the title back under our banner.

Interesting Final Question What Battle Would You Like To See Go Down In The Future If Not In ULC Just In General

One I was trying to sort myself but to no avail...

Jason Vs RULE.

J feels like he's at his best, but isn't sure what the landscape of the site is like to get back into it.

I personally feel that RULE is the worst I've seen him since he got to the top, but he'll still be a force, especially because people follow him.

Would be an interesting clash between two of the biggest names ever on the site.

True That Would Be Dope Any Final Words For The People?

Fuck ULC, come check out TRBz.

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Stricc

Ight First Question Why Do You Think You've Yet To Defend The ULC Audio Championship Title?

to be honest i aint even know i had that title

Huh? Well Why Do You Think There Is No Audio Battlers In ULC?

i think there has just been a cluster fuck of new events being organized around tha same time span....if one classic happens in ulc it should motivate other rappers to get involved

True That The Main Event Of This Card Is Manhattan & Phenomonon In A 32 What Are You're Predictions For The Battle?

man i couldnt even tell you on tha text side of things but if forced to guess...........i'll say phenomonon

Ight And Finally Any Audio Cats You Wanna Call Out To Fight For Your Title?

nah not particularly, just dont fill tha slot wit somebody thats ass cheeks(uhmazing,ill reem,....you get tha point) but if i had to pick i'd say see if bitchbody wanna do something

Ight You Heard It Stricc Don't Wanna Battle Asscheeks Thanks For Taking The Time Out Stricc

no problem fam, i been slackin lately but hopefully i get my shit together

Manhattan

Ight First Question Any Comments On Your Title Match With Phenomonon?

Well Phe and I are pretty tight and have been since back in the AC Days. Last time we battled Phe beat me 51-49% in an extremely close 8 liner. That was I don't know how long ago though and I was just starting to get decent back than. I think my craft has improved a lot since that battle though so I'm looking to avenge that L. Phe's a good dude and a good battler I just feel he's more inconsistent as of lately. Good luck to him though I look forward to this match
Also that battle was over a year ago

Completely Agreed It's Gonna Be Dope. What Do You Think Sets ULC Apart From Other PPV Cards Out?

That's a good question....well I think it's different in that there is multiple different types of battles all going on at the same time. Other than Illmania (As of lately at least) I haven't seen any other cards with Audio Battles, 16 Liners, 32's, Tag Teams, Triple Threat which I've never seen either....Is that still being run btw? and now you're introducing the topical champion for ULC. I think it's a dope card personally

Thanks And Yes There Is Two Triple Threat Matches This Card Actually. On The Opposite Side Of The Spectrum What Don't You Like About ULC Or What Can Be Improved?

Sometimes things are a bit confusing. I've seen quite a few no shows and also people confused on when the date for sending is or receiving. I also think more dope heads need to start coming in because these cards could be set up really nicely. It's hard because of all the events going down every month though.

Completely Agreed What Match Are You Most Looking Forward To On The Card?

Sub Vs Lock I'm looking forward too. Same with Obey's triple threat

Thanks For The Interview Man

Phenomonon

First Question What Are Your Thoughts On Your Main Event Against Manhattan?

Manhattan is tough competition and hungry, I'm annoyed beyond belief with LB's cock hoppers, this is a 32 for a ULC title so my thoughts on this battle are its about to be dope as fuck.. Man always brings fire and im gonna bring a verse that pleases every single one of these dick suckers on here..

You heard him dicksuckers he's about to please you lol. Anyways next question what about ULC do you like the most or makes it unique in your eyes?

Idk the competition i guess.. Its not all that unique except for the triple threat title.. Its good that its active though..
I think its fine the way it is.. Maybe try getting more heavyweights to join..

Alright and finally What match are you most looking forward to in the card?

Subreal Vs LOCKHART should be dope..

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Heavyweight Predictions

Jason- Manhattan 100% - 0%
i cant imagine Manhattan getting less than 100% of the votes. he on a different level in every single category. ive had my differences with Pheno so im not tryin to diss him up .. i just think Man has mastered texting more at this point and clearly has the upper hand.

Illokwent- Manhattan 75% - 25%
I would say phe has the ability.. but i think hattan has the edge in concept to connections ..plus his flow is a bit more fluid.. phe tho can be a beast when he actually tries ex.. his battle wit rhetorik..otherwise ima give the edge to hattan.

Dissizit- Manhattan 55% - 45%
This is gonna be a close match Both have a strong punching style but both also have slight filler at time this is gonna come down to the cleaner writing and the more polished concepts this will be a 32 that people should not sleep on at all, I'd slightly lean one way due to last couple of matches but this is def a coin toss right here. Props to both Contenders I'ma have my eyes open for this on the Hot list.

Sneak Peek

ULC May Day

ULC Heavyweight Championship Match
32 Lines
Dean V.S ???

Normal Match
16 Lines
Vlad Badweather V.S Autographh