Anyone ever comes across someone who stinks? - Lets Beef

**J u s T C** · #1 12-02-2012, 09:14 AM

Well I just did. Smfh. I'm still heaving typing this up.

Just been to the local off licence to get some smokes. I open the door, walk in. Everythings fine. There's this bloke right in front of me paying for his booze through the Perspex. So I walk up so I can see what I want then POW! the pungent 100% proof oder of what I can only describe as STALE PISS hits my nostrils. Urrrrrrgh! I start side stepping and acting like I'm looking around. Not tryna tell guy he smell like urine in public. I'm English. I'm polite, it's what we do. Besides I don't want to hold him up any longer than my sense of smell can take and IDEF don't want to give him an excuse to get close to me. Best to keep quiet.

(I can see the chick behind the till squinting making all manner of fuck up faces) Anyway he's payed for his shit, He now KNEELS DOWN to put his alcohol in his hold all. I'm thinking to my self "you're winding me up, hurry the fuck up man" *gag* I look down at his left hand and guy has what I can only describe as a SHIT STAIN ON IT! .. Noooooooo... After what felt like a fucking eternity of him fumbling about with his bag, he up's and leaves. As soon as that door closed delivering 1 last fatal blow of piss to the senses from the wind. The chick whips out the fabreeze! All is well. Urine Eliminated. Apparently he's a regular. Chicks like I can't turn him away he spends money, I guess. Well according to her Piss Man even works. WORKS!?
WTF he work? A LIGHTHOUSE!?!?

Anyway I pay for my shit and make my way home suffering the odd Memory Gag on the way.

Anyway.

Any of you come across someone who stunk?

If so what happened and how did you handle it?

**J u s T C** · 12-02-2012, 09:14 AM

Well I just did. Smfh. I'm still heaving typing this up.

Just been to the local off licence to get some smokes. I open the door, walk in. Everythings fine. There's this bloke right in front of me paying for his booze through the Perspex. So I walk up so I can see what I want then POW! the pungent 100% proof oder of what I can only describe as STALE PISS hits my nostrils. Urrrrrrgh! I start side stepping and acting like I'm looking around. Not tryna tell guy he smell like urine in public. I'm English. I'm polite, it's what we do. Besides I don't want to hold him up any longer than my sense of smell can take and IDEF don't want to give him an excuse to get close to me. Best to keep quiet.

(I can see the chick behind the till squinting making all manner of fuck up faces) Anyway he's payed for his shit, He now KNEELS DOWN to put his alcohol in his hold all. I'm thinking to my self "you're winding me up, hurry the fuck up man" *gag* I look down at his left hand and guy has what I can only describe as a SHIT STAIN ON IT! .. Noooooooo... After what felt like a fucking eternity of him fumbling about with his bag, he up's and leaves. As soon as that door closed delivering 1 last fatal blow of piss to the senses from the wind. The chick whips out the fabreeze! All is well. Urine Eliminated. Apparently he's a regular. Chicks like I can't turn him away he spends money, I guess. Well according to her Piss Man even works. WORKS!?
WTF he work? A LIGHTHOUSE!?!?

Anyway I pay for my shit and make my way home suffering the odd Memory Gag on the way.

Anyway.

Any of you come across someone who stunk?

If so what happened and how did you handle it?

**Phoenix** · #2 12-02-2012, 09:16 AM

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo!!!

**Phoenix** · 12-02-2012, 09:16 AM

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo!!!

**J u s T C** · #3 12-02-2012, 09:34 AM

Lol I'm srs man. That shits not good. I wanted to throw up.

**J u s T C** · 12-02-2012, 09:34 AM

Lol I'm srs man. That shits not good. I wanted to throw up.

**AfterThought** · #4 12-02-2012, 09:56 AM

Indian. Elevator. MURDER.

**AfterThought** · 12-02-2012, 09:56 AM

Indian. Elevator. MURDER.

**J u s T C** · #5 12-02-2012, 10:59 AM

Lmfao. Haha. I hear you 100% but then you're opening yourself up to a possible wrestling match with said shit stain. that's why I ain't say anything. I don't want him anywhere near me getting irate n waving his arms about. And If I 1 shot deck him. Who's gonna remove him?

And even if that don't happen. Your catching his attention. His nerves gonna make him stank more then he gonna move about agitated bringing the rest of the dormant stink to the surface.

Stinky Man Wins.

Agree though public transport is the worse. I never had a stinker sit next to me but I had em walk past me on the isle thinking "don't you fucking dare" lmao.

I can't get my head around how someone could let em selves go like that.

---------- Post added at 10:59 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:54 AM ----------

I mean I'm not expecting everyone I come across to smell of Jean Paul or Critian d'or but don't go the complete opposite and be smelling like dookie man.

**J u s T C** · 12-02-2012, 10:59 AM

Lmfao. Haha. I hear you 100% but then you're opening yourself up to a possible wrestling match with said shit stain. that's why I ain't say anything. I don't want him anywhere near me getting irate n waving his arms about. And If I 1 shot deck him. Who's gonna remove him?

And even if that don't happen. Your catching his attention. His nerves gonna make him stank more then he gonna move about agitated bringing the rest of the dormant stink to the surface.

Stinky Man Wins.

Agree though public transport is the worse. I never had a stinker sit next to me but I had em walk past me on the isle thinking "don't you fucking dare" lmao.

I can't get my head around how someone could let em selves go like that.

---------- Post added at 10:59 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:54 AM ----------

I mean I'm not expecting everyone I come across to smell of Jean Paul or Critian d'or but don't go the complete opposite and be smelling like dookie man.

IV · #6 12-02-2012, 11:18 AM

Somebody just needs to do the right thing and tell 2FUEL to have a wash.

IV · 12-02-2012, 11:18 AM

Somebody just needs to do the right thing and tell 2FUEL to have a wash.

#7 12-02-2012, 11:20 AM

I deal with that shit everyday at work. I work in customer service so I'm the one behind the counter and there's always this one mo'fucka is smells like a combination of beer, cigs, and manure. I have to smile and wave but as soon as he leaves I proceed to burn my nose hairs off with the amount of hand Sanitizer.

12-02-2012, 11:20 AM

I deal with that shit everyday at work. I work in customer service so I'm the one behind the counter and there's always this one mo'fucka is smells like a combination of beer, cigs, and manure. I have to smile and wave but as soon as he leaves I proceed to burn my nose hairs off with the amount of hand Sanitizer.

**Fredo Lombardi** · #8 12-02-2012, 11:52 AM

Yeah all the time back in H.S this one girl who was heavy set use to come to class late and
bring this strong musk scent in the class with her like literally we didn't smell it until she came in so before christmas break all of us chipped in and made a basket for her filled with deodorant, purfume, mouth wash and some girls put a few douches and vagasil in it lol it was kind of an ironic slap in the face now that I think about it but she accepted it with her head down I would have been embarassed af aswell though

**Fredo Lombardi** · 12-02-2012, 11:52 AM

Yeah all the time back in H.S this one girl who was heavy set use to come to class late and
bring this strong musk scent in the class with her like literally we didn't smell it until she came in so before christmas break all of us chipped in and made a basket for her filled with deodorant, purfume, mouth wash and some girls put a few douches and vagasil in it lol it was kind of an ironic slap in the face now that I think about it but she accepted it with her head down I would have been embarassed af aswell though

**Black Book** · #9 12-02-2012, 12:22 PM

This one dude I see every day smells like complete shit. He's a normal dude but he's fat as fuck. And you know how the chubby ones smell worse cuz they sweat so much or can't wash all of their folds.. Whatever the case. He just smelled like straight ass.
And I'd let him know. Fuck that southern etiquette and hospitality I was taught as a youngster. Dude smelled like ass, and I'd always offer him deodorant.

**Black Book** · 12-02-2012, 12:22 PM

This one dude I see every day smells like complete shit. He's a normal dude but he's fat as fuck. And you know how the chubby ones smell worse cuz they sweat so much or can't wash all of their folds.. Whatever the case. He just smelled like straight ass.
And I'd let him know. Fuck that southern etiquette and hospitality I was taught as a youngster. Dude smelled like ass, and I'd always offer him deodorant.