Stupid shit you thought as a kid - Lets Beef

**Babylon** · #1 01-30-2014, 10:20 PM

I thought all TV was live. I thought the cast of the show was just standing around at 1am and would say "Hey let's do a run of ____ episode" and then dressed up and acted it out again in front of cameras.

I thought all females had dicks because I looked up what a vagina was and the first picture was blurry and distorted and it looked like a 4-6 inch dick and I wondered why girls penises were called vaginas. I asked a female friend of mine about it and was laughed at.

I use to think blowjobs were when girls just blew air on your dick, and wondered why everyone wanted one.

**Babylon** · 01-30-2014, 10:20 PM

I thought all TV was live. I thought the cast of the show was just standing around at 1am and would say "Hey let's do a run of ____ episode" and then dressed up and acted it out again in front of cameras.

I thought all females had dicks because I looked up what a vagina was and the first picture was blurry and distorted and it looked like a 4-6 inch dick and I wondered why girls penises were called vaginas. I asked a female friend of mine about it and was laughed at.

I use to think blowjobs were when girls just blew air on your dick, and wondered why everyone wanted one.

**Subreal** · #2 01-30-2014, 10:23 PM

I thought to get married people just went up to someone on the street and asked them

**Subreal** · 01-30-2014, 10:23 PM

I thought to get married people just went up to someone on the street and asked them

**Student** · #3 10-19-2017, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subreal

I thought to get married people just went up to someone on the street and asked them

Someone's been heart broken :grass:

**Student** · 10-19-2017, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subreal

I thought to get married people just went up to someone on the street and asked them

Someone's been heart broken :grass:

**V3numb** · #4 01-30-2014, 10:24 PM

i thought babies came out assholes..

**V3numb** · 01-30-2014, 10:24 PM

i thought babies came out assholes..

Baphomet · #5 01-30-2014, 10:25 PM

I used to think life was fun and adventurous. Once you grew up, you could go out and have fun and meet new people and see new things and enjoy it. You would eventually be needed somewhere, and your adventure lifestyle would begin, and people would support you and stand beside you the whole way.

How wrong I was..

Baphomet · 01-30-2014, 10:25 PM

I used to think life was fun and adventurous. Once you grew up, you could go out and have fun and meet new people and see new things and enjoy it. You would eventually be needed somewhere, and your adventure lifestyle would begin, and people would support you and stand beside you the whole way.

How wrong I was..

#6 01-30-2014, 10:25 PM

LOL na ya'll just fucking retarded..

jk

I always thought that Santa Claus & the Easter Bunny were the same person.

01-30-2014, 10:25 PM

LOL na ya'll just fucking retarded..

jk

I always thought that Santa Claus & the Easter Bunny were the same person.

**Babylon** · #7 01-30-2014, 10:28 PM

I knew that Santa wasn't real, and the Santas at the mall were fake, but it was the same guy going to every mall in the world

**Babylon** · 01-30-2014, 10:28 PM

I knew that Santa wasn't real, and the Santas at the mall were fake, but it was the same guy going to every mall in the world

#8 01-30-2014, 10:32 PM

I was always a boobs guy when I was little. I always wondered why my Dad liked staring at ass and I asked him that when I was about eight. I said, "Why do you like something that has poop come out of it?" He said, "You'll figure out when you're older, son." Me, being the 8 year old that I was, replied, "I think I'll be more of a boob guy when I'm older."

Well. Turns out my Dad was right LOL.

01-30-2014, 10:32 PM

I was always a boobs guy when I was little. I always wondered why my Dad liked staring at ass and I asked him that when I was about eight. I said, "Why do you like something that has poop come out of it?" He said, "You'll figure out when you're older, son." Me, being the 8 year old that I was, replied, "I think I'll be more of a boob guy when I'm older."

Well. Turns out my Dad was right LOL.

**Subreal** · #9 01-30-2014, 10:41 PM

I thought i would be in High School n Young forever, the good life no job, no college, just chilling..

**Subreal** · 01-30-2014, 10:41 PM

I thought i would be in High School n Young forever, the good life no job, no college, just chilling..

#10 01-30-2014, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subreal

I thought i would be in High School n Young forever, the good life no job, no college, just chilling..

I still think like this now tbh..

---------- Post added at 10:56 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:51 PM ----------

I use to think the clothes i threw in the laundry basket magically reappeared clean in my room lol

01-30-2014, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subreal

I thought i would be in High School n Young forever, the good life no job, no college, just chilling..

I still think like this now tbh..

---------- Post added at 10:56 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:51 PM ----------

I use to think the clothes i threw in the laundry basket magically reappeared clean in my room lol


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