Okay, So who has...

[Ill Phenom]

Given a chick the stinky hitler?

[Ill Phenom]

Given a chick the stinky hitler?

[Krhyme Killz]

i'll bite...

[Krhyme Killz]

i'll bite...

[Teek]

That like a dirty Sanchez?

And no. I've done some freaky stuff, but I keep the poo away from the mouth.

I'd have flashbacks of watching 2girls1cup

[Teek]

That like a dirty Sanchez?

And no. I've done some freaky stuff, but I keep the poo away from the mouth.

I'd have flashbacks of watching 2girls1cup

[Krhyme Killz]

...while they judge you lol

[Krhyme Killz]

...while they judge you lol

[Mind Fuck]

I use to know a biitch like clockwork when she got shitty she stay given blumpkins

lol nasty biitches make good stories

[Mind Fuck]

I use to know a biitch like clockwork when she got shitty she stay given blumpkins

lol nasty biitches make good stories

[TalkSick]

Prentend to cum on a dames back when you doing her from behind.....Make the sounds effects, body movements, the whole 9-yards, real believable.......Then as she turns around thinking your done, while shes least expecting it... nut in the broads eyes!!.....wHAMMYY!

[TalkSick]

Prentend to cum on a dames back when you doing her from behind.....Make the sounds effects, body movements, the whole 9-yards, real believable.......Then as she turns around thinking your done, while shes least expecting it... nut in the broads eyes!!.....wHAMMYY!

[TalkSick]

Originally Posted by Dave

I jacked the Jamie Foxx in Miami Vice thing of going at it for like two minutes and pretending to come. Then collpase on top of her like you usually would. She's like "WTF? Is he already done?" and you sit back up and say "Nah I was only bullshitting...!"

Krhyme, haha yeah. I'm the dude laughing at the size of some of these dildos. You ever went into Anne Summers (or the american equivilent?). If you stand next to the dildo section, wait until a girl comes in around that area and say shit loud like "Damn, I wonder how they can take one of these...right up the cunt" and stuff and watch them want to rip your head off for disrupting their dildo shopping haha.

Also, if you walk into a chemist, watch EVERY girl in the place stiffen up, and watch them allow you to go straight to the front of the line. Them bitches ALWAYS buying vag cream.

i think this what you talkin bout famo lol....

[TalkSick]

Originally Posted by Dave

I jacked the Jamie Foxx in Miami Vice thing of going at it for like two minutes and pretending to come. Then collpase on top of her like you usually would. She's like "WTF? Is he already done?" and you sit back up and say "Nah I was only bullshitting...!"

Krhyme, haha yeah. I'm the dude laughing at the size of some of these dildos. You ever went into Anne Summers (or the american equivilent?). If you stand next to the dildo section, wait until a girl comes in around that area and say shit loud like "Damn, I wonder how they can take one of these...right up the cunt" and stuff and watch them want to rip your head off for disrupting their dildo shopping haha.

Also, if you walk into a chemist, watch EVERY girl in the place stiffen up, and watch them allow you to go straight to the front of the line. Them bitches ALWAYS buying vag cream.

i think this what you talkin bout famo lol....

[~SHINIGAMI~]

^ lmao double whammy when u score in the mouth

[~SHINIGAMI~]

^ lmao double whammy when u score in the mouth

[Letum]

Spider Man? When you cum do it in your hand, then fling it in her face while making the ''Spider Man Shooting Web Hand'' - always a good time.

[Letum]

Spider Man? When you cum do it in your hand, then fling it in her face while making the ''Spider Man Shooting Web Hand'' - always a good time.

[-Jibberish]

the fuck is wrong with all of you, lookin up these fucked up ways to get off its a waste of valuable time where you can be gettin out trying to actually fuck a bitch or 2

[-Jibberish]

the fuck is wrong with all of you, lookin up these fucked up ways to get off its a waste of valuable time where you can be gettin out trying to actually fuck a bitch or 2