Battle Rap Pizza

[Prodi G]

This is just a random idea. This is how I grade battle rap basically, using a comparative form of pizza.

1. Punchlines/Dough. Punchlines is the foundation of the rap battle, just as dough is the foundation of the pizza. Without the dough you don’t have a pizza. Without the punchlines you ain’t got a battle rap.

2. Multi’s/Tomato Sauce. Multi’s are what gives the battle texture and flavour, similar to pizza. Without the sauce the pizza is bland and dry, without the multi’s the rap is bland and dry.

3. Metaphors/Cheese. Metaphors are one of the three main pillars of rap battles, like cheese in pizza. Similar to multi’s you can have a battle without metaphors, but the metaphors make it so much better. Without the metaphors there is a very limited way to the types of disses you can make. Without the cheese there is limited amounts of pizza you can make.

4. Vocabulary/Toppinng. Toppings give the pizza spice and flavour. Vocabulary gives the battle spice and flavour.

5. Wordplay/Extra Cheese. Wordplay is like extra cheese. Often disregarded or misunderstood, it’s better off for beginners not to try wordplay, as wordplay is the hardest out of the elements to perfect. It can save you from a loss, but can also result in a loss.

[Prodi G]

This is just a random idea. This is how I grade battle rap basically, using a comparative form of pizza.

1. Punchlines/Dough. Punchlines is the foundation of the rap battle, just as dough is the foundation of the pizza. Without the dough you don’t have a pizza. Without the punchlines you ain’t got a battle rap.

2. Multi’s/Tomato Sauce. Multi’s are what gives the battle texture and flavour, similar to pizza. Without the sauce the pizza is bland and dry, without the multi’s the rap is bland and dry.

3. Metaphors/Cheese. Metaphors are one of the three main pillars of rap battles, like cheese in pizza. Similar to multi’s you can have a battle without metaphors, but the metaphors make it so much better. Without the metaphors there is a very limited way to the types of disses you can make. Without the cheese there is limited amounts of pizza you can make.

4. Vocabulary/Toppinng. Toppings give the pizza spice and flavour. Vocabulary gives the battle spice and flavour.

5. Wordplay/Extra Cheese. Wordplay is like extra cheese. Often disregarded or misunderstood, it’s better off for beginners not to try wordplay, as wordplay is the hardest out of the elements to perfect. It can save you from a loss, but can also result in a loss.