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Worst line you ever wrote?
I don't deny that I've written a lot of awful shit over the years... here is a highlight (lowlight?):
so if bitches ask i’ll tell em what this TEC FOR? TO BLAST THIS LITTLE G cause i “hate this dead faggot” like WESTBORO BAPTIST PICKETING! that’s why against Crysis i “write power for him” like XENFORO-PACKAGED BIGOTRY!
Specifically, the last part of that... I don't know why I thought write power for him/white power forum worked, or expected people to know what Xenforo is (spoiler: it's a forum software).
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Worst line you ever wrote?
I don't deny that I've written a lot of awful shit over the years... here is a highlight (lowlight?):
so if bitches ask i’ll tell em what this TEC FOR? TO BLAST THIS LITTLE G cause i “hate this dead faggot” like WESTBORO BAPTIST PICKETING! that’s why against Crysis i “write power for him” like XENFORO-PACKAGED BIGOTRY!
Specifically, the last part of that... I don't know why I thought write power for him/white power forum worked, or expected people to know what Xenforo is (spoiler: it's a forum software).
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lol I'd have to look at my first battle in 06
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lol I'd have to look at my first battle in 06
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06-08-2016, 12:09 AM
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lol I'd have to look at my first battle in 06
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You joined in 2009?...
I feel like there's some history here that I'm missing out on
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lol I'd have to look at my first battle in 06
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06-08-2016, 12:11 AM
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I think mine would probably be I'll leave u with a circle like a cheerio..Or some shit..
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I think mine would probably be I'll leave u with a circle like a cheerio..Or some shit..
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You joined in 2009?...
I feel like there's some history here that I'm missing out on
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I'm the oldest cat in lb right now besided mr.letsbeef who is ghosting around lately.
been here since sept 06
the account I had that made it to the finals and beat a lot of heads was like 220-14 before I threw it away and made this one
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bust open ur hearing ...ur gonna need a HEARING AID
U DISOBEYED...u Disintigrate... MAke u sweat like the commercials in GATORADE
one of my first lines
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You joined in 2009?...
I feel like there's some history here that I'm missing out on
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I'm the oldest cat in lb right now besided mr.letsbeef who is ghosting around lately.
been here since sept 06
the account I had that made it to the finals and beat a lot of heads was like 220-14 before I threw it away and made this one
---------- Post added at 12:15 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:13 AM ----------
bust open ur hearing ...ur gonna need a HEARING AID
U DISOBEYED...u Disintigrate... MAke u sweat like the commercials in GATORADE
one of my first lines
LOL
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open tops like a pizza box?
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I think it was something like...
Fuck you stupid bitch ass nigga mother fucking dumb shit... I'll back hand pimp slap upper cut you till you die sucking my dick...
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I think it was something like...
Fuck you stupid bitch ass nigga mother fucking dumb shit... I'll back hand pimp slap upper cut you till you die sucking my dick...
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Any bar from my original account from 09.
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I've got a couple of things.
Like obviously these aren't the worst because they are punches, but both being Pokemon based in this "gangster rap battle" stuff are why I add them.
Maybe the first punch I ever wrote, in 2007, unanswered against De Swagger (MahVulvas).
If you see De Swagger in a battle you must be FIGHTING A PSYDUCK.
And this one was posted like 3 days ago...
Taking a risk? Nah, it he’s SAYING HE’S CHANCY then he’s holding an oval stone during the DAY WITH A HAPP’NY!
Vs [G4NG GR33N] I said something like "I'll have green turning red like he's JOINING THE MEXICANS". Illimit called me out on it in votes, exposing me for thinking Mexicans wore yellow because that's the colour that represents them in GTA San Andreas.
And just off the top, I picked up most of my rap lingo from NWA back then and misheard a lot of it. I can't find it weirdly but I wrote "DOSE WRITER" instead of "GHOST WRITER" and shit. I think @ Papi taught me the word properly via the tournies.
Here's a horrendous cypher. Fun fact, UA was also a feature on the original cypher.
17/04/07
The Bissnas
WE START 1, 2 CHECK THE FLOW,
ITS DIEIN OUT CAUSE THSE NIGGZ CANT GO,
THE DISTANCE,
REQUIRED IN THIS BUISSNAS,
ITS A TOUGH OLD GAME,
FULL OF HUMILIATION AND SHAME,
MAKING MIXTAPES,
MAKING, MISTAKES,
HAVING TO PLEA IN THE FRONT OF PRODUCERS,
PEOPLE WHO HAVE WITNESSED FAKE HOODSTERS,
AND BELIEVE,
YOU AINT NOTIN YOUR AVERAGE STEVE,
TELL YA TO GET UP OFF YOUR KNEES,
AND LEAVE THEY OFFICE,
LOOK AT THE TAPE AND TOSS IT,
ANOTHER DREAM CRUSHED,
ANOTHER DESIRE A BUST,
MAKIN MANY ARTISTS INSANE,
THEY CANT DEAL WITH THE HEARTACHE AND PAIN,
BUT IF YA GOT THE DETERMINATION,
YOULL BE A HIP HOP SENSATIN,
ITLL ALL COME AT ONCE LIKE 7 CHRISTMAS',
ITS CALLED THE RAP BUISSNAS,
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I've got a couple of things.
Like obviously these aren't the worst because they are punches, but both being Pokemon based in this "gangster rap battle" stuff are why I add them.
Maybe the first punch I ever wrote, in 2007, unanswered against De Swagger (MahVulvas).
If you see De Swagger in a battle you must be FIGHTING A PSYDUCK.
And this one was posted like 3 days ago...
Taking a risk? Nah, it he’s SAYING HE’S CHANCY then he’s holding an oval stone during the DAY WITH A HAPP’NY!
Vs [G4NG GR33N] I said something like "I'll have green turning red like he's JOINING THE MEXICANS". Illimit called me out on it in votes, exposing me for thinking Mexicans wore yellow because that's the colour that represents them in GTA San Andreas.
And just off the top, I picked up most of my rap lingo from NWA back then and misheard a lot of it. I can't find it weirdly but I wrote "DOSE WRITER" instead of "GHOST WRITER" and shit. I think @ Papi taught me the word properly via the tournies.
Here's a horrendous cypher. Fun fact, UA was also a feature on the original cypher.
17/04/07
The Bissnas
WE START 1, 2 CHECK THE FLOW,
ITS DIEIN OUT CAUSE THSE NIGGZ CANT GO,
THE DISTANCE,
REQUIRED IN THIS BUISSNAS,
ITS A TOUGH OLD GAME,
FULL OF HUMILIATION AND SHAME,
MAKING MIXTAPES,
MAKING, MISTAKES,
HAVING TO PLEA IN THE FRONT OF PRODUCERS,
PEOPLE WHO HAVE WITNESSED FAKE HOODSTERS,
AND BELIEVE,
YOU AINT NOTIN YOUR AVERAGE STEVE,
TELL YA TO GET UP OFF YOUR KNEES,
AND LEAVE THEY OFFICE,
LOOK AT THE TAPE AND TOSS IT,
ANOTHER DREAM CRUSHED,
ANOTHER DESIRE A BUST,
MAKIN MANY ARTISTS INSANE,
THEY CANT DEAL WITH THE HEARTACHE AND PAIN,
BUT IF YA GOT THE DETERMINATION,
YOULL BE A HIP HOP SENSATIN,
ITLL ALL COME AT ONCE LIKE 7 CHRISTMAS',
ITS CALLED THE RAP BUISSNAS,
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From when I first started.... -_-
if you wanna throw bombs its MY TURN G so its like if 'tony stark had anemia' how you'll catch that IRON KNEE!!(Irony)
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From when I first started.... -_-
if you wanna throw bombs its MY TURN G so its like if 'tony stark had anemia' how you'll catch that IRON KNEE!!(Irony)
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