Jezzer?

[Just C]

1. Jezzer?

Jeremy Kyle, the presenter of the Jeremy Kyle Show. Also know as Jezzer K, Jezz and the Jezzmeister.

Go on Jezzer!

2. Jezzer?

A male who trys to act macho infront of people but when at home they enjoy really feminine activities like moisturising. Other common activites include listening to Pet Shop Boys and watching Glee.

"Have you met my mate? You wouldn't guess it but he is a right Jezzer!"

3. Jezzer?

A person of low social class likely to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show (or Jerry Springer in America).
Most likely to sport Elizabeth Duke jewellery, at least one illigitimate child, three possible fathers, a sexually transmitted disease and an ASBO.
Most likely to be found in council estate tower block or the giro queue.
BEWARE NOT APPROACH AND DO NOT FEED.

"oh my god look at the state of that girl - she's a right Jezzer."

4. Jezzer?

A type of fart. Originated (as far as it is known) in Melbourne, Australia circa 1991.
A long fart, starting at an extremelely low pitch, then changing throughout to become a high treble shriek at its climactic end.

"Ohh I just popped an awesome Jezzer - did ya hear it?"

5. Jezzer?

larged boned, jabba da hut voice, mutton chop father, drives like its stolen, demolition man in the automotive industry,
jezzer - at the end of the day thats whats its all about thats what its designed to....demolition man....

[Just C]

1. Jezzer?

Jeremy Kyle, the presenter of the Jeremy Kyle Show. Also know as Jezzer K, Jezz and the Jezzmeister.

Go on Jezzer!

2. Jezzer?

A male who trys to act macho infront of people but when at home they enjoy really feminine activities like moisturising. Other common activites include listening to Pet Shop Boys and watching Glee.

"Have you met my mate? You wouldn't guess it but he is a right Jezzer!"

3. Jezzer?

A person of low social class likely to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show (or Jerry Springer in America).
Most likely to sport Elizabeth Duke jewellery, at least one illigitimate child, three possible fathers, a sexually transmitted disease and an ASBO.
Most likely to be found in council estate tower block or the giro queue.
BEWARE NOT APPROACH AND DO NOT FEED.

"oh my god look at the state of that girl - she's a right Jezzer."

4. Jezzer?

A type of fart. Originated (as far as it is known) in Melbourne, Australia circa 1991.
A long fart, starting at an extremelely low pitch, then changing throughout to become a high treble shriek at its climactic end.

"Ohh I just popped an awesome Jezzer - did ya hear it?"

5. Jezzer?

larged boned, jabba da hut voice, mutton chop father, drives like its stolen, demolition man in the automotive industry,
jezzer - at the end of the day thats whats its all about thats what its designed to....demolition man....