My Letter To Your Mom
Dear You Dirty Cum Eating Skank,
The next time you break into my house and rape me while I'm sleeping I'm pressing charges. Spitting on you for holding a sign saying: "Will pay $100 to anyone who gets me pregnant." DOESN'T MEAN I'M INTRESTED! Why you even want another kid? Look at the one you already have: 40 years old, lives at home, has a third grade education, and he was a dancer in a Lady GaGa video. PLEASE DIE!
Sincerly,
Pernamentally Scarred Rape Victim
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Don't worry. I'm God and I'm suppose to be this great.
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