KP: Golf bar. Wasn't bad. Was unexpected as i was expecting you to deliver something harder hitting than this. Kinda taking back by this. Certainly a clever bar but ins't a haymaker either, imo. 

Shodan: Not a bad concept. Not feeling it too much myself though it's not one i've seen done before. I remember these on the PS1 lol. It's clever but just doesn't have that 'hit' factor, imo. 

This is a odd one here. Both are way better skilled than this. Also funny how both mention staffing the site in their bars lol. Leaning towards KP for what is the more impacting punchline. Best of luck to whoever goes through. 

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Expo: An Action Replay is a video game cartridge which functions as a modchip. You put it in old video game consoles to hack the game like cheat codes on crack.

Expo: the bar is (unfortunately) about golf. In golf, the four big annual tournaments are known as "The Majors"; one of these is the U.S. Masters, the winner of which receives a coveted "green jacket".

Because of the user-title colour, becoming a mod on LB is also known as "putting on the green jacket"; Shodan has wanted to be a mod for a long time.

Shodan that bar was fucking NASTY! Lol dope asf and honestly my fav bar so far. Great flip Kiwi your bar was nice as well. Clean rhymin on both sides with good buildup. Nothing to nit pick here but Shodan just had a stronger punch here imo. Got a reaction from me. Great read from both! Fair

Kiwi gets this because his bar was more relatable and made sense,therefore it hit harder. Shodan was on some obscure nerdy shit no one has ever heard of.

felt one was on da right path but couldve been a lil more creative, the other couldve had better multis but i got one taking the W with a more poetic verse. Fairs In stay safe guys. 

I'm probably in the minority here but I'm going for Shodan. Kiwi's bar was fine, but it was just too obvious of a flip on the green jacket thing. I also think flexing about being a mod is kind of a weird concept. Shodan's bar was objectively fairly obscure I'd say, but I personally knew what it was and I think anyone who takes a quick google would get it easily. It's a bit fresher and more creative of a punch to me here. so that's where I went with Shodan.

Dope battle right here. This was really close. Both bars were dope! I have to lean towards Shodan here, I thought his concept was a bit fresher... to me at least. I did fuck with Kiwis Bar too, I just thought Shodan was a bit more creative with it here. even though the build up could've been a little better... I didn't really care for some of the multis. I scored it 8-8 Sho. 

Close here. Both well written and worded and I liked that both of you went personal about Kiwi being a mod. The green jacket concept is good and I like the sardonic tone. The only thing missing for me here is a reference to the Masters itself or even someone who lost that tournament. There are three other Majors without green jackets involved so it takes a little away from the sting despite being a solid bar overall. Shodan was even meaner in the tone of his bar. His concept wasn't as relatable but the mod chip in/game changer plays were very well done and he used the first line to establish the angle nicely. I gotta lean toward Shodan here as the execution, creativity, and complexity came together for the more impactful punch.