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One Bar Tournament #8
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Kiwi Peewee (54%) Won
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Have Punk taking the win here with the fresher bar. Kiwi's was nice too, but a jack and the bean stalk flip in 2020 isn't working for me personally. Fairs in, best of luck to whoever goes through. 

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Posted on: 2020-03-18 17:46:56 Private Message Óðinn



 

 
 

GL Punk!

Posted on: 2020-03-17 16:23:24 Private Message Kiwi Peewee


Maybe needs an expo lol Peoppe are buying hella toilet paper before they quarantine themselves. His previous name was Lil Talent 

Posted on: 2020-03-17 21:58:00 Private Message Rowdy


So even could of gone either way I just like the winners more (no hate) 

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Posted on: 2020-03-17 23:10:12 Private Message CoLD STeeL


yup one of the best battles of the tourney so far and i got kiwi winnin this one on the first read itself. the quarantine concept was good but the beanstalk shit had me dead lol.

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Posted on: 2020-03-18 00:48:08 Private Message The Saaxxx Baba


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I got Punk winning this one. I think both had equally solid punch concepts, but Kiwi's was structured and worded super awkwardly. Not sure if he was saving space for the line limit but just felt like he was missing words in multiple places. Anyway, such is the challenge of the one bar. Punk gets my vote here. GL Both

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Posted on: 2020-03-18 01:11:22 Private Message Edgeworth


Not really impressed by either here, honestly. Punk seemed as though he rushed through this without much thought, and posted up the first thing he thought of. And the same could be said for Kiwi here. Kiwi's relationship between his set up and punchline was a bit vague to me as well. Though he had the better thought out idea conceptually. 

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Posted on: 2020-03-18 12:10:36 Private Message REZN


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Both did good, I feel like more was a bit more creative though. The wording was also more advanced which helped the overall quality of the bar. One of the better rounds so far. 

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Posted on: 2020-03-19 02:49:24 Private Message B U R D E N


B U R D E N
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I feel like one was a bit*

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Posted on: 2020-03-19 02:50:26 Private Message B U R D E N


I've got to say the same thing to Punk that I did to Subreal: I'm sick of these damn Coronavirus bars. They aren't "relevant" or "topical" anymore, they're just shit I'm tired of fucking hearing about. I go to LB so I don't have to hear about covid this and covid that.

Anyway, both had simple 2-multi execution but the rhymes worked really well and the bars flowed fluently, so there's nothing I can criticize on that front. KP set up his bar from the start whereas Punk just had the main setup before the flip, and I also thought Punk's setup really didn't make that much sense unless maybe it was an Illmania reference, but if it was then you should have expo'd it. Picking up roles for something ill just doesn't sound like a linguistically natural insult, whereas the Jack and the Beanstalk line 100% sounded like normal speech. Also, mentioning your opponent's previous name is a bad look unless you can tie it into your bar in a really clever way, which this didn't. So I have to go with Kiwi on this one for a harder-hitting punch. Fair's in.

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Posted on: 2020-03-19 04:22:00 Private Message Shodan


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Kiwi Piwi: Cool concept and good punch, taking a few points away because it's generic but definitely knocked.

Punk: Good personals but didn't seem totally like an insult, something ill seems like a good thing imo. Definitely relevant though.

Close battle here, fair's in.

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Posted on: 2020-03-19 13:17:36 Private Message Student


I wasnt calling him ILL though.. lmao

Posted on: 2020-03-19 14:14:36 Private Message Rowdy


This was tough. Both had a nice solid bar, a good punch, everything is pretty equal in that regard. What edged it for me was I felt like my winner just had a better concept that flowed with his bar throughout, the loser did as well but I felt that it didn't really portray a picture as well as the winner. Voted, Fair. Do the same. 

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Posted on: 2020-03-20 23:22:29 Private Message UhMAZING


yo this was a fire battle. Man that was sick, I dont even know how to decide. Crazy barz from the both of you. Close battle fr. Im going to give this win to the culture tho fr. wow so good

Posted on: 2020-09-17 20:05:51 Private Message linaGx

 

 

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