GG: Pretty solid set of bars. Few punches i was feeling more than others. Nothing negative to say about your drop here. Props. EW: Simialr to GG's here. Pretty solid drop. Overall, this is a pretty even battle. Leanign towards GG for a few punches i liked more. Fairs in, i'm out. Good luck to whoever goes through. 

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LoD.

LoDeezy

Legion of Doom till my Penis is bruised! 

EXPO if needed: Elliot Rodgers was an incel who was rejected by girls at school so he went and shot up a sorority. Chewbacca is a big beast from Star Wars that has a crossbow. collectin crossbows. Rest of the WPs are in there and the lines should be self evident but please PM if confused before voting!

GL, Good Grief.

Pangea was when the continents of the earth were one giant piece of land but broke into what they are now. E-GG (duh), Mr Fantastic had stretching powers in a team with someone named "The Thing" and battled against a villain named doom.

GL Edge

CLASSICK u BASTIDS!!!

Toss his body in the air, DAMN HE’S UP HIGH... but “Lands Broken Into Several Pieces“ like PANGEAN TIMES!!

"Pangean times" implies when they wouldn't be broken tho. But I see the concept, feel like you maybe could've phrased it better. Small jab, slid off the shoulder. (1)

Your murder will get such MASS NOTORIETY They’ll be “Talking About Edge Around The World” like the FLAT EARTH SOCIETY cause I’ll have ‘blood covering ya stomach’... FLASH OF ANXIETY because ya “Abs Stained From Taking Shots” like you’ve MASTERED SOBRIETY!!!

DOPE. Solid creative two punch combo here. Concepts 'n wordplay hit well here. Your flow starting to come off like a run-off sentence tho, could just be me. (3) 

After the bullets start DAMAGING THIS GUY RUNS N YELLS if you put “E Next To GG“... you see him “SCRAMBLING” WHEN IM “BUSTING SHELLS”!!

Omellet you know this was dope too. Concept on point 'n well executed. Good punch. (4) Feel like this following your last bar was the climax of your verse.

you think Legion of Doom BIGGER THAN CLASSICK? That argument gets “Dropped and Disolved” QUICK AS ANTACID Pistol assassin, keep the “The Thing On My Side” to SPLIT YOUR CLANS CABBAGE...“Extend Arms To Take Out Doom” like I was MISTER FANTASTIC!!

Decent jab-hook, somewhat lazy concept at first, but I see it. Felt a little bit filler-y. But read the expo n dig the F4 concept follow up—the delivery 'n flow regained some consistency. Solid connection. (6)

Or drive near their block, see them walking, HIT THE DAMN GAS N’ “Side Swipe All Them Bitches” like it’s TINDER SPAMMED MATCHES!!

Solid concept 'n execution here. Good stuff. (7) 

You always blab about how you NERDS BLOW THOSE TRE’S... yeah, you “Talk About Holding Pounds” and “Speak Heavily” about it but “WORDS HOLD NO WEIGHT”!!

Eh. I mean, we're textcees bruh. We're all words.

I see the weight concept, but just seems a bit lazy/filler too me. Could've used the real-estate to further enhance/setup your scheme or slip in a harder punch. This a miss imo.

Either your money or your life?!! Better go GET YER CASH THEN... robbed him with a switch blade... this TENDER FAGGOT “Folds When Under A Knife" and "Forks Over The Paper" like a DINNER NAPKIN!!!

I dig the concept. Executed pretty well, solid creative punch here for the closer—but not the heymaker I'd be hoping for. I count (8) connecting punches. Flow was decent throughout, probably could've been better tho. 

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This shoulda been LoD vs LoD, but now the SCRIPTIN'S GONE AWRY, Elliot Rodgers swag, saw ya "Robbin Cel of his chance to score so now the BITCH HAS GOTTA DIE"!! (Rob incel, Bitches)

Good opener. Read the expo n dig the concept, think it was well executed n the wordplay translated well. Solid creative punch. Think you came out rly strong n kinda went down from here. (1)  

Every time you write? u just proDUCE THE STUPIDEST WORDPLAYS, n its funny u shoutin Classick! when ya style's just a SPOOF OF RULE'S IN THE WORST WAY!!

Feels filler to me but I get it. Decent jab. (2) 

So lemme try this out, GG's bars be like..How'd he get a tag title when what this CLOWN'S SPEAKING IS NONSENSE? Oh I know, we all saw "Rai Carryin' Grief" no GROUNDSKEEPING AT AUSCHWITZ!! (Rake Aryan Grief)

I see the concept/wordplay but it didn't translate too well for me. Rake Aryan Grief sounds off. But then again, I guess you're making fun of GG's wordplay so that's why its shitty? lol. Feel like you could use the space better. I'll give you a jab. (3) 

LMAO, shit's abusrd. Y'all let him get away with it too, even win a BELT W/ THAT OLD SLANDER? I get it, it's easy to "lose sight of Money's true value when he ain't HELD TO THE GOLD STANDARD"!!!

Solid follow-up. I see the gist. Though "Money's True Value" attributes to setting up the punch, it'd be better if you applied it's relevence to GG directly somehow. i.e. used "G's" as in grands to incorporate some nameplay or something. Decent though. (4)

That's why I'm here. This'll be his final battle now that I've BROKEN this FAGGOT DOWN, that means I've brought "Good to the Last Drop" like SLOGANS for MAXWELL HOUSE!!!

Dig the nameplay concept. Executed fairly well. Solid creative punch. (5)

This how u do it: He's weak as fuck! so the hands-rockin this mans-noggin till DUDES GOT SOME FLASHIN PICTURES, Won't fight back! only see him "Collect n Cross 'bows w/ an Animal" if it's CHEWBACCA ACTION FIGURES!!!

Lol, solid concept n delivery. I dig it. Good punch. (6)

Yeah, so for thinkin u got dope lines in the bag? I'll ZIP YA THE FUCK UP, now ya "Stock's goin down the drain quicker" than gettin HIT W/ A DRUG BUST!!! LoD

Decent closer. Solid concept n execution but again, not the haymaker I'd be looking for at the end there. But good punch. I count (7) connected. Flowed pretty well throughout tho.

*Close one. Winner for me got it with higher volume of more creative punches. Good battle homies.

This Text GC is so great i love the rivalry between opponents. Im extremely entertained. I was makin the scrunch face off alot the lines from both. I really had to read this over and over to make a decision cuz i liked each drop so much this is close but i have to roll with Edgeworth i felt his verse was so dynamic conceptually and those punches are bodybag shit. That elliot rodger openening personal was crazy and really set the tone for the rest of it. Absolutely loved the good to the last drop flip and that rai carry grief flames bro. Closer was nail in the coffin. Execution was just top notch great job. GG you deserve all the credit and votes you recieve cuz you had a fantastic performance only real reason im giving it to edge is his material selection was just a touch more outside the box as far as originality goes but only a touch. Your drop was murda shit your opening muti set is very creative and heavy hitting flat earth society was prolly one of the best edge flips i've seen period and that mister fantasic punch was well done.This was a tough choice but i can only vote for one. Much RESPECT to both and good luck to the winner. My fair is in

Damn this battle was insane. I think this might just be the best battle I've seen in my time on the site (altho my memory is terrible). I genuinely don't think there's a single weak bar here. I've read it a couple times and couldn't really find a thing to criticise. I did notice that in one verse the rhyming seemed to be more slanted than the other consistently, and honestly this was the only real difference I could justify, so that's what I based my decision on. Dimes to both for maybe the first time in my voting career.

This was a good battle but my winner stayed consistent all the way through with some killer line. For this I'll have to go with GG.

Okay... yo Edge i liked your opener thought it was slick, the spoofing rules style bar was nothing special imo just okay.. but when you mimicked GGs style.. that there was fire and hilarious to me. GG i thought you started of slow here.. i liked the flat earth bar..it was good...BUT NOT ENOUGH!! However...Once we got to the E next to GG bar? YOU TOOK OFF! everything after that was hitting for me. I got GG edging this one slightly.

Nice verses from both. Lotta solid punches and no real technical errors from either. GG swinging and hitting early and often. Egg and antacid punches meh. Rest was mostly solid. Tinder bar was simple but was one of my favorites and the closer was creative. Edgeworth started off pretty good too. Rodgers punch was creative. I guess the rake aryan grief wp is making fun of Griefs wp reaches. Not wildly impactful but that gold standard bar right afterward made up for it. Fire there. Chewbacca punch was just meh but the rest was solid.   Both had a standout line I really liked and Both had two lines that imo aren't up to par with the rest of the verse.  I think Griefs lows were just a bit higher than Edgeworth so I'm voting for Good Grief in a good battle here.