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RULE
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Posted on: 2020-01-16 07:03:00 Private Message RULE


Kiwi Peewee
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It's KILLERS.

Posted on: 2020-01-20 03:55:31 Private Message Kiwi Peewee



 

 
 

EtH
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Expo for Celsius concept line: - https://www.letsbeef.com/forums/showthread.php?t=160665

Posted on: 2020-01-19 17:34:46 Private Message EtH


REZN
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This was an interesting battle. Both had some solid material, but, some stuff I didn't care for a ton. I think one hid those flaws better by having them more spread out in their verse, though, while the other seemed to lose steam from start to finish. 7-7 Esso. 

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Posted on: 2020-01-20 11:32:35 Private Message REZN


GOOD GRIEF
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Solids verse from one. Great overall. The other while light on punches went with some very interesting angles. Fairs in

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Posted on: 2020-01-20 12:47:24 Private Message GOOD GRIEF


i felt like esso won his battle pretty easily, all of his persoals where structured in well worded, and creative flips. i liked the "karren" meme closer as well, i thought that was creative. eth there were some of your punches that i thought were good like the shadow punch, but i don't feel like you where executing punches at the same level.

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Posted on: 2020-01-20 13:47:04 Private Message Guts


Great battle, I would love to see things go in this direction more. Strong personal attacks instead of the usual generic disses. 

I give it to Esso because I feel like EtH started to lose steam towards the end of his verse. Probably rushed it. 

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Posted on: 2020-01-20 17:00:46 Private Message Musashi


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Overall? Well done guys. Definitely some entertaining content in this one.  This is a pretty close battle. Nothing to critique from a technical standpoint, obviously. The punch count is even and both had a couple highlights, with both also taking advantage of some  personals to make some decent payoff lines. 

So this battle comes down to consistency. To me, Esso's punches ranged from "Yeah, that makes sense and is fine" to "Very good". Whereas on the high end I think EtH had some very memorable lines but on the low end is where EtH fumbled the battle, imo. The "malicious shadow" idea to me was just really weird wording and possibly a little reach, could be just my "preference" but I didn't have to think about anything Esso was saying in terms of whether the wording made sense. But the even bigger one that stood out was the closer. Like, seriously? He'd be so excited he'd jizz his pants? To me it read like something a 5th grader would come up with and IMO it really fucked up the momentum from the preceding bar which is probably the BOTB. 

8-8 Esso in a close one, thanks for the read guys.

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Posted on: 2020-01-20 21:57:21 Private Message Edgeworth


Good read here from both. Was surprised with how this one turned out, expected more from one and less from the other, in a sense. Both had good concepts and executed them well. I feel ones overall punch impact is what takes the win here. Good luck to both. Fairs in, i'm out. 

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Posted on: 2020-01-21 09:38:29 Private Message Án Dágda


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Posted on: 2020-01-21 11:30:44 Private Message Rieper


Celsius
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Esso: Opener fell flat, a concept we've all seen before. The RULE line was a good personal/nameplay in one. Also fucked with the hocake bar as well.

Eth:  Your verse had more highs and lows, felt like the trump line was really corny and WBOTB, not a real punchline.

Overall, one seemed kind of bland for a tourney verse, other was a more interesting read. 

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Posted on: 2020-01-21 15:03:26 Private Message Celsius


I read one and was like DAMN. Then i read the other and was like WTF. How am I suppose to vote on this shit? Then read them both again.. and again...said fuck it my head hurt. To powerful for my taste. I must need to elevate a bit more lol

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Posted on: 2020-01-22 07:13:08 Private Message H1Z1


Wow, this was a battle that shocked me to be honest. Esso's verse (in my opinion) was good, but wasn't hitting in certain parts, fell flat in others, and areas seemed forced. Not to say it was bad, but I feel like this verse was more suited for a regular 16, not a GC verse. Aside from the technical errors, I feel his ideas were pretty solid. They just could have been executed better or differently. When someone has dope ideas but the execution is questionable, it suggests rust, so that's what I'll attribute your verse to. It wasn't bad at all, but I've seen much better from you.

EtH came with his usual style, which is, throw PERSONAL personal shots that are found in evidence lol the genius in EtH's approach to battles is he knows that punches that have a personal touch, historical value, or an ounce of rumored truth will always sting more than a typical creative punch lol that's why his verse hit well to me, because it was A) technically sound, B) conceptually sound, and C) those concepts being loaded with personal shots about questioning Esso's validity to his reputation. Anmd then on top of that he also had a fire non-personal in y favorite line:

it’s like he’s got TROUBLE WITH STORING HIS HUNDREDS OF GLOCKS the way he STRUGGLES AND FORCES THE GUNS IN A BOX! 

This was a battle of styles, both veterans, and both deserving of moving forward to the next round. Fair is in.

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Posted on: 2020-01-22 10:41:23 Private Message SaiyanOld


Esso your opener was really dope, out the gate swinging, the preoccupied with rule line might be my fav from your verse, along with the Hoe-kay rican bar. EtH the Trump & iran bar was my fav from you, i also thought the sleep paralysis bar and opener were dope too. I got Esso taking the W here cuz every bar hit for me, he rarely missed, whereas EtH had some flat moments imo..Votes in 8-7. 

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Posted on: 2020-01-22 10:57:55 Private Message Fidel


almost every bar hit*^

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Posted on: 2020-01-22 10:58:40 Private Message Fidel


"Theres no HOPE FOR HIM IN THIS, only people sayin ‘Eth won’ are da ‘VOTERS WITH A LISP’!"

Wtf lmao ^^^^^^

"Fuck Celsius’ daughter, I hope there’s a NIGHT THAT YOU’VE NOT SLEPT and you go in her room to FIND HER WITH COT DEATH! “

No...

Also felt like etH started off weak, got a little better, and then fell off at the end, multi wise and concept and scheme wise. 

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Posted on: 2020-01-22 14:01:56 Private Message TonganKidd


BizzyOne
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Personally, i gotta give this one to Esso because i liked his set ups a little better. I felt they were more creative. As for EtH you seemed to come off light during the first few bars, but picked up the pace in the middle. I think if you kept with the same consistency like you did in the middle of your verse, you would have taken the DUB. Fv

Voted: Yes (Hidden)
Posted on: 2020-01-22 18:22:10 Private Message BizzyOne


Not sure whether or not this will be DQ'd so I'll make it a short (but fair & educated) vote. EtH had some hilarious bars but he was not up to par with Esso's really consistent verse here. I have to go with Ess even though I feel dirty for voting against that Iran line (BOTB). Fair's in.

Voted: Yes (Hidden)
Posted on: 2020-01-22 18:39:37 Private Message Shodan


Esso str8 up came swinging with his openers i mean dayum !!! lol but then the tool line was something i would rather use in a 32 and use it to build up another punch which you did but not a 16 tho. still a really nice punch. ra p or verse bit was dope concept wise but was forced wording wise  which took a lot of the sting off. closer was ok. As for ETH the opener was nice nothing too heavy tho but the malishus and seul bit was on point and honestly the gun bit was BOTB shit. and then came the dragunov line which honestly killed me lol. shit pretty much went LMAO from there on for me. overall i got EtH taking this for being able to twist them personals much more effectively here shit could go either way depending of the voter's preference but for me it's always personals and humour with creative flips. which i think EtH had a lil more of here. amazing battle worth every bit of the read. Thank You !

Voted: Yes (Hidden)
Posted on: 2020-01-22 22:25:47 Private Message The Saaxxx Baba


btw shodan,

I feel dirty

^^ you kinky motherfucker!

Voted: Yes (Hidden)
Posted on: 2020-01-22 22:30:11 Private Message The Saaxxx Baba

 

 

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