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RULE
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January 19th: Round Three Posting Deadline

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Voted: Yes (Hidden)
Posted on: 2020-01-16 07:02:53 Private Message RULE


RULE
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I think overall one was fresher here. 1/

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Posted on: 2020-01-20 09:41:19 Private Message RULE


Kiwi Peewee
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I thought this was a really great battle with some dope lines through both verses. I had to come back and think this through with a few reads, but ultimately I feel like one had better execution and higher lows.

Seul, the first half of your verse was really solid, the porch pirate bar was probably BOTB altho I didn't really buy the "generally/general leave" wp. The "likin Sub/like n sub" line felt a bit basic tho, and I thought the tag/handed line was your weakest definitely. The Magneto vs Wolverine punch had a cool concept but I really thought you could have done more with it, the setup didn't feel very unique to such an interesting subject matter.

Subreal, your first two lines were really strong, but the "reach for the stars" line was pretty basic and I wasn't really feeling the smart home devices line either. The wording of the contortion line was a tiny bit off but the bar in general was very strong. I thought the Iran bar was very different to any of the other Iran bars out there and was executed to be very hard. The wording was off in the pyramid schemes punch, altho your closer cracked me up.

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Posted on: 2020-01-20 22:43:38 Private Message Kiwi Peewee


Kiwi Peewee
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My bad Subreal I just understood your home devices punch lol it hadn't really clicked with me til now (pun intended). Dope bar.

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Posted on: 2020-01-20 22:46:08 Private Message Kiwi Peewee



 

 
 

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LoD!

Posted on: 2020-01-16 11:29:57 Private Message Celsius


Seul
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EXPO:

- S Owe S / SOS (Distress Call).

- Maximus is from the movie Gladiator, he was a General that was forced to fight in the colosseum.

Goodluck, Subreal.

Posted on: 2020-01-19 15:59:57 Private Message Seul


LoD

Posted on: 2020-01-19 17:50:42 Private Message Manhattan


Should be self explanatory but..

Expo: Iran shot down a plane and before they admitted it said it was a mechanical failure. In beer pong if the other team gets all the cups the losing team gets a chance to hit both cups to stay in the game called redemption. In a pyramid scheme there is no real investments in stocks

good luck Seul

Posted on: 2020-01-19 18:54:56 Private Message Subreal


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Posted on: 2020-01-19 19:35:19 Private Message GRizzEAT


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Seul: closer were straight. Dope marine bar. The General Leave bar can easily be seen as force but it works for me. The matador line was funny enough to slide lol. But the porch pirate was a no go from me. YouTube bar was crack. Onward to closers were just ok. Solid verse overall

Sub: not gonna lie your openers weren't complex at all, but they were there. Now the home device bar was dope imo. The orphan bar you could've done without. Wordings shaky. Iran was ok but I liked your closer. Simple, but the "any rate" idiom is fresh. Good shit.

Gotta give it to Seul for having more hits I like. Good battle yall

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Posted on: 2020-01-19 19:46:54 Private Message GOOD GRIEF


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Dope spar here, folks. I got Seul winning with a few more lines that I felt really connected here. Porch pirate punch was flames, as was the let that sink in punch. General Leave/Generally wasn't working for me, tbh, and the closer was sorta meh cause there wasn't really a flip on it. Sub the home devices and cheapest of whores lines were dope, imo. Best verse from you I've seen in a good while, so props for the good showing. Didn't really care for the opener and threw him off stage punches. Those were just average level punches you coulda done without here and it woulda prob'ly helped you get the W. Fair's in.

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Posted on: 2020-01-20 00:40:12 Private Message Rieper


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This is a tough battle to call. Because one was consistent punch-wise, but floundered in regard to some of the other aspects of battling. But, the other had a very weak attempt at wordplay in the middle that hindered the fluidity of their verse for me, despite the rest of the verse having a heavier feel. That said, I'm giving this to the one who had the more clever concepts throughout the entirety of the verse as a whole, and who utilized the other facets of writing to their advantage with their longer held rhyme schemes. 7-7 Seul. 

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Posted on: 2020-01-20 11:23:06 Private Message REZN


sub you had nice concepts and flips, but i felt like you were stiff in your delivery, and a lot of your bars coulda used that same swag that seul carried. 

seul i didn't like every bar, but you wrote so well that i could feel the flow as i was reading, and every line dripped with swag. that porch pirate bar was BOTB and i don't even like "your girl" bars. 

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Posted on: 2020-01-20 13:40:37 Private Message Guts


Felt like this was a battle of creativity with some major flaws (Seul) versus a fairly bland but technically well executed verse (Subreal).

Seul, you had some really heavy punchlines here and the whole verse flowed with your trademark audio-GC swag. I could practically hear your voice coming out of my screen as I read some of the bars, and I loved the swag of it. However, you also had some bars I thought were pretty bad, honestly. Like the generally / general leave wordplay isn't quite as bad as it looks, but it's still a reach and a half. S-o-S had a nice setup but still ends up being a basic concept despite the relevant double-nameplay. On the other hand, concepts like Porch Pirate (bar of the battle easily), Like & Sub, Submarines Leaking were simple, but absolutely not basic. Is making someone "it" in a game of tag really "handing it to them," though?

Sub, you didn't have a single bad punch in this verse, but there also weren't any points in my verse where I was like "OOOH damn I wish I'd thought of that myself." You set up the double meanings correctly, and some of the stuff was pretty damned fresh, but the impact was still lacking, especially when the almost robotic flow was compared to Seul's super swaggy delivery. I did think some of your lines were pretty dope, like smart home devices and beer pong, but on the other hand you had some really basic ideas like reach for the stars and cheapest of whores which detracted from your verse.

Both were ahead and behind in their own ways, but I have to go with Seul here for giving me the more entertaining read. Fair's in.

Voted: Yes (Hidden)
Posted on: 2020-01-20 16:59:09 Private Message Shodan


Seul your verse was dope. My fav moments where the sub marine bar, followed by the porch pirate bar which was fire, and the youtube channel punch was clever and well written. I didn't really like your opener though, didn't really do much for me.

Subreal you also had some fire moments e.g. The reaching for the stars bar was fire from you, i also thought the lighting up a room smart device punch hit. and your closer was nice too. Your opener however was just okay.

This is another close bout, but i got seul edging this one. Votes in.

Voted: Yes (Hidden)
Posted on: 2020-01-21 08:22:25 Private Message Fidel


Close here. Subreal definitely threw more punches here. The beer pong and smart home devices were probably my favorites here. The Iranian plane idea was cool but the setup was too long for one line. Threw him off stage and orphan punches were low points. Seul wrote clean and crisp as usual. The porch pirate bit was cool...kept it interesting for 4 lines through the setup. The sub marines/sink in hit well. Liking sub was different. That Generally wp was a reach and the closer was kinda lazy.  Overall, my winner here executed just a bit better. 

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Posted on: 2020-01-21 08:26:04 Private Message Esso


Decent spar here, fellas. Both had their hits and misses with their bars, imo. Good concepts that were executed well here and there are some that for me, just didn't hit & that's equal on both sides. Leaning towards who i felt was more creative & thought more out of the box with his piece. Good luck to both, Fairs in, i'm out. 

Voted: Yes (Hidden)
Posted on: 2020-01-21 09:46:45 Private Message Án Dágda


Its been a long time since iv seen you guys battle. I believe it was Spring Tourney over a year ago. I could be wrong. But once again you all don't failto bring the power of art to pour minds. Great job. #Clash

Voted: Yes (Hidden)
Posted on: 2020-01-22 07:07:34 Private Message H1Z1


"If ya feelin-low needin-dough...im like a GENIE WIT REQUESTS but pay that back, or this tech hit-flesh & that'll REALLY LEAVE a MESS"

Broken, should've capped "a"

really there were a couple broken multies, idk if he wasnt prepared and wrote it quickly, or what, but I definitely had to lean a certain way. 

Voted: Yes (Hidden)
Posted on: 2020-01-22 14:07:26 Private Message TonganKidd


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Personally i feel that one was on a different level here, when it came to his written. More creativity and harder hitting punches that took the DUB. As for my underdog here, it seemed to be a little predictable. Step up the creativity yo!

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Posted on: 2020-01-22 15:05:27 Private Message BizzyOne


seul's opener was okayish for me i mean the whole thing felt like it was designed to only make the SOS bit work which wasn't too bright conceptually in the first place as a punch for me while the porch pirate and youtube and the wolverine shit was almost like other worldly good the rest was just ok. while subreal i think had the better consistency throughout his opening lines felt a lil dated but smart home devices onwards her eally picked it up the contortion shit had me LMAOin too. i think iran bars are gonna be them new dafeet and rounds bars after this tourney lol . shit was nice tho. you peaked with the pyramid punch btw. closer was a lil too dated and and simplistic for this level of competition and urs as well imo. Overall i am gonna go with sub for the more consistent showing here.

Voted: Yes (Hidden)
Posted on: 2020-01-22 22:44:17 Private Message The Saaxxx Baba

 

 

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