GLOATS!!!

Text Scheme Championship #8

Your Scheme: Massive Explosion.

Post the scheme so everyone can see.

Deadline to post is March 25th, 11:59PM EST.

Goodluck!

APOC!

Expo: "Best thing since sliced bread" is a popular idiom / Lock beat Wonderbred in thelast round / Pentagram is a satanic symbol in the shape of a circle with a star in it and inter weaving lines drawn / Baphomet pronounced Baf-im-met is the statue of the devil in the form of a human with a goats head, horns, and wings Goat=Greatest Of All Time hence 🐐'll / Loathing=Extreme disgust

An Abacus pronounced a-bih-kiss is a math tool / it's a wooden frame housing wires with beads on them to split the numbers to count on / remainder is what's left over in a division problem / to pull a number on someone is to do it in excess whether bad or good i.e. damn dude really did a number on your face / Quotient=1.a result obtained by dividing one quantity by another.2.a degree or amount of a specified quality or characteristic

Everyone on letsbeef uses M rock against me in battles because we know each other outside of the site and people say that M rock made me / Adam & Eve / Moses had a staff he carried. The staff made water flow from a rock. Moses also turned it into a snake and back again. A snake is slang for a person who does things behind you're back and can't be trusted / staff=stick=gun

Clavicle is bone that connects the shoulders

Score, compose, instrumental, flow, =musical components / Chasm pronounced kaz-im means a difference between 2 or more realities or things / Hydrchloric acid implosion is a technique used by oil riggers to increase flow of oil from wells

Giving someone "the business" is slang for them catching an ass whuppin MUCH RESPECT and good luck to you too LOCK GLOATS!

KILLERS :high:

Multi's: Both had complete rhymes and same syllables. All Boro takes the W in this category though, as all of his (most of his) rhymes were direct rhymes, and were more articulate.

Vocabulary: All Boro takes the win here again. Rieper mostly had words from the common vernacular, but All Boro brought words that I forgot existed into the battle.

Punchlines: This is where the tides turn. All Boro had some pretty laughable, but Rieper's lines such as the Sachar line one this battle.

Metaphors: Surprsingly a low amount of these on both sides. Sachar Line was a pretty good indirect metaphor. Ripper takes this one.

Wordplay: 

Wordplay: This one is ven on both sides, toss up.

Rieper takes this one, as punchlines are more important than multi's, and Metaphors are more important than Vocabulary. Good battle however.

Dm me if you have any questions.

At the end of the day this was a very close battle but the result was clear to me after the second read. Two fantastically crafted verses, but I felt one was able to set up punches and multies much more effectively through cleaner and clearer setups that were shorter and helped the verse to flow more clearly. Gb, good luck to both.

Really cloae battle but one just had  better punches. Fv

I’m at work so I’ll keep this short.  This scheme battle was straight fire from both. Much respect to both lyricist. I went with the winner cause of the tone and aggression I just kinda liked but I would almost choose a tie if I could.  As I’m not sure I’m qualified to judge as both are honestly beyond my level.  But wanted to support this caliber of work with an honest vote

This shit was really nice I was feeling one just a bit more good battles fellas very nice read

This is a really hot clash. I think there’s not much in this but it’s a case of one dude was cleaner to read, but the other dude was more original and creative. This is a preference pick honestly, there’s no wrong way to vote for this clash because both of y’all brought fire wordplay, intricate flow and nice concepts to the table. Fairs in, but this battle has the quality of a grand final so the loser can go away with mad respect.