Welcome to the 2018 Winter Text Tournament, and congrats on making it in. Round 1 Submission Deadline: December 9 at 5pm PST (GMT -7). Good luck!

OPS!!!!

You could of at least told me you were going to post nothing.

Please drop a rating on my verse, as I would not like it to go to waste. Heres my expo:

- Punk and Bleu are homies.

- The paris protesters have been wearing highlighter yellow safety vests during their protests.

LMAO @ all the noobs in chatbox who thought Punk was gonna make this a good battle. I told y’all from the beginning. 

Anyways, onto relevant people:

Seul, 

Felt you got away from your style of longer scheming here a bit and went with the more constant punching. Think it worked we’ll verse had some stingers in there. This woulda bodied most drops easily. 

Damn on a tournament battle?lol

Pretty straightforward. MVGT Seul. 7-1

Bitch move, I'll be back to drop an expo.

Lmao!!!!!! @ Punk I’m so disappointed in you, this could have been a fire battle but you decided to post a Sweet nothing actually. Seul will go to the next round without any hassle.. 

punk is such a punk although punk did have some fire bars and nice multis and wordplay and was insanely close to winnning he lost cuz he a PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!

i feel sorry for seul lol

Listen bro... ya' ain't known to POP TREYS FA' RALPH N CREAM if you ever "Used Force In The Hood?" It's COSPLAYS OF PALPATINE!!

I don't get the first multi, who are Ralph and Cream? Force / Star Wars bars are old af although I haven't heard this particular spin on it before so it's passable. 6 / 10

"Hall-Of-Fame?" Docs'll operate to save him, or be sure to SEE P - BELOW! "LBs Golden Boy'll" get his abdomen shot out, soon as THESE DEAG'S RELOAD there'll be "So Many Wires Hangin' Out His Belly...." He look's like "C3-P0"!!

I had to look up a picture of C3-P0 for this one because I didn't remember that he had wires on his stomach lmfao. The "SEE P - BELOW" multi is forced since I can't imagine anyone saying that in normal conversation but the rest of this bar was heat. Relevant setup, clever punch, and staying on the same theme from the previous bar. 7.5 / 10

Lemme break it down... We surrounded the room, then started LETTIN' IT SING... "Fired Off From All Corners" like "Kane STEPPED IN THE RING"!!

I had to get Rieper to expo this for me since I never catch WWE bars. Anyway, setting posts ablaze = firing off? Nah man that wording is a reach. Didn't like this one. 5 / 10

and yo, lemme MENTION ONE THING... his "Romance w/ Indica" didn't go unnoticed... & I don't mean he loves to blow-piff or SHATTER TA GET FUCKED UP the way he was "Holdin' Onto Bleu Balls?" We should refer to this "RAPPER AS A NUMBNUT"!!

Damn. 7.5 / 10

& your "Mother's A Trashy Whore..." Everyone has a BATCH OF CUM FA' LADY she got pregnant, & left Punk behind the 7-11, guess she LACKED SOME COMFORT -MAYBE? Reminds me of ya lyrics, cause "Everything You've Conceived Is Garbage" - THAT'S A DUMPSTER BABY!!!!!

This bar was pretty good but it included a couple of reaches. For one thing, the first multi seemed like it was missing a word. "BATCH OF CUM FA' THE LADY", "BATCH OF CUM FA' YOUR LADY"... would have sounded natural, but as-written, it doesn't. The final multi was off too. You say "everything" he's conceived is garbage, but then say that's "a" dumpster baby. The quantity doesn't match, so you were reaching grammatically there. This was a heavy and clever line overall though. 7 / 10

and just before the tourney? He was like... I don't CARE IF SEUL ENTERS! Well, I hope he "Brought A Vest" cause I'm 'bout to "Light Up His Chest" like the PARIS PROTESTERS!!!

FUCK. This was your best bar, easily. It was short and to-the-point, which will appeal to some people more than me because I generally prefer long, complicated bars. With that said, this was damned clever, pretty much perfectly fluent, and incorporated a current event. There's not much more I can ask for from a shortbar. 8 / 10

While Punk was consistent I feel that Seul took this fairly easy overall like a reasonably un-difficult pair of farmer's clothes. Fair's in.

Dafffuckk

Seul that was a dope verse, links in the bars were nice and shit was all relevant. C3PO bar was fiyyah and the DUMPSTER BABY bar was funny, easy shit

Punk's shit was fuckin flammmes tho ahahaha

SEUL - PALPATINE PART WAS OK, DIDNT REALLY LIKE THA SET-UPS IF IM HONEST, BUT THA C3PO PART MADE UP FOR IT AS THAT WAS PRETTY FRICKEN SICK!!!, THA 'FIRED OFF FROM ALL CORNERS' LIKE KANE STEPPED IN THA RING WAS NICE AS FUCK, THA ''NUMBNUT'' LINE WAS A TRUE FUCKIN HAYMAKER THO (defo a DAMNNNNN moment), DUMPSTER BABY PART GOT ME ROLLIN, CLOSER WAS OK.... ALL IN ALL A VERY DECENT VERSE, THA NUMBNUT PART WAS MY FAV PART........

PUNK - DIDNT ACTUALLY REALISE WHAT YOU DID UNTIL RIGHT NOW, NOT A NICE THING TO DO BUT THIS IS PUNK WERE TALKIN ABOUT LOL.... I MEAN YEAH ITS PRETTY FUNNY, BUT SEUL COULD HAVE USED A FEW OF THESE PARTS IN LATER ROUNDS SO ITS A BIT NASTY IMO.....

MAKES THA VOTE EASY THO I SUPPOSE.  FAIR IS DROPPED!

BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH

seul killed it, dont no abotu dis missin da dedline shit but regardless it strike me as a pussy move, if u gonna teach a man a lesson, do it by beatin him. wish me luck 4 da next round, fairs in

A fair vote...

my friend... 

is a fair vote....

*shits*

mmm... poopy....

OH SHIT I MEANT TO VOTE FOR THE OTHER DUDE FUCK

seul bought the hard diss to punk in a nice hit, punk be homo trollin here. onbviously giving this one to seul. 

Would have liked to see the outcome if one guy posted. Fair vote is in. 

Ops

Deleted 2 Gucci's incorrect vote.

FV in...