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Basic Text Tournament #13
Length: 12 Lines

COFFIN DODGER (100%) Won

Ranked #-- This Month (#129 All Time)

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Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

HateMagnet (0%) Lost

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COFFIN DODGER

another wannabe doing text sixteens while SAT IN HIS CRIB ?? ha ! he only brings something 'long n hard w' when he STRAPS ON A DICK !! see i  dont give a fuck if he brings GATS ON HIS HIP , cos i'm a  'man o war' and cunt i CAPTAIN THIS SHIP, and bro , these aint HATE WORDS but you musta 'ATE TURDS' cos it's CRAP THAT YOU SPIT ..so when my lyrical CANNONS LET RIP ??  i will put this FAG IN HIS PIT when i say you could not bring  'heat on the chest'  if you  were a DRAGONS LEFT TIT !!! spar with me ? fool , you LACKIN THE WIT ! and 'gun bars' ?? cunt , the only thing you PACKING IS SHIT ! damn dead already ..i aint 'shakespeare' but already this TRAGEDY'S WRIT ! ya 'dumber than hitler' if ya wanna 'BATTLE THIS BRIT' cos i 'spitfire' ..so it dont MATTER YOU PRICK if like a 'polite  patient' you come with all 'MANNER OF SICK' !! -  i will let loose da punches and FLATTEN YA LIPS then shoot ya with 'lock keys' so i put 'CAPS' IN YA RIB and make ya 'body dissapear' like a MAGICAL TRICK !! - see zak you could not 'look down on me' if ya were STRAPPED ON HIGH SAILS ! see bars are like storytelling and you got a LACK OF FINE TALES !! so i will rap/wrap up n say its easy to see where this FAGGOT MIGHT FAIL when this captain has to 'whip a crew member' without using a CAT OF NINE TAILS !!!

HateMagnet

Y'all think he's "pitching sick"? I say he's OFTEN BOTHERED by how he gets "really ripped" (RIP) cuz his alias is shitty. It's ironic that it's "COFFIN DODGER" (coughin Dodger) because he claims to be cold but somehow his "THOUGHTS GET HOTTER than molten lava" which would make him an oxymoronic OBLONGATA with boastin problems. Smh. Lets single those words out: coffin. Dodger. Lol. I'm HERCULES TO THIS SQUIRMIN FAG! He'll duck ya battle and your 'temper a sure rise' like MERCURY IN A THERMOSTAT. (temperature, rise) He'll PUCKER UP HIS LIPS WHEN HE NEEDS VOTES. (sad) The reason why people pick him to win: the MOTHERFUCKER IS A CHEAP CHEAT CODE! They like, "YES, immortality!" No dummy it's just for DODGING OBJECTS. Coffins hold mummies but u can't WALK UNCAUTIOUS along with ZOMBIES; FARFETCHED. So where's the sense/cents in your name? Oh, okay. After this battle, I'm sensing a "change". Against me from this point on, you'll never be CHOSE AS A PREFERENCE regardless of "VOCAB AND REFERENCES" and being a Dodger because I 'stick and move' just like your typical NOMADS AND IMMIGRANTS! Real Talk, he's COCKY AND FALSE WHICH means his OPPOSITE'S HONEST. These flames I spat got em cremated so excuse me for havin to diss him; BODY A COFFIN! (disembody)

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2015-09-10 11:49:35).

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COFFIN DODGER	expo : zak is in my crew , hence went for the 'ships captain' concept , man o war was a battleship with plenty of cannons over 2-4 decks , and crew members were punished by being whipped with a cat o nine tails , and also high sail is also a refernce ./ also little world war 2 ref with 'hitler' , battle this brit refers to battle of britain in which the spitfires were essential to victory . Posted on: 2015-09-10 10:08:06
HateMagnet Basic Member	The Dodgers are a baseball team, the cheat code line should be easy to get if u play video games and just look at his name, mummies are real, zombies are not, but they can't walk therefore the idea of anybody or anything "walking uncautious" is farfetched, oh and in the opener I'm calling him a brain since he claims to be "cold with hot thoughts" just thought that I'd reiterate that. Posted on: 2015-09-10 13:44:27
HateMagnet Basic Member	an oxymoronic brain Posted on: 2015-09-10 13:47:28
COFFIN DODGER	good battle n good luck fam :) Posted on: 2015-09-10 13:50:19
Aggo <AC's> One Bar Champion Tag Team Champion	Felt this was a fairly weak battle. Winer didn't come too tough, nothing stands out as outstanding. Loser had some jacked wording and just wasn't hitting much at all really. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-10 15:08:01
HateMagnet Basic Member	Lol yeah, good luck to u too compadre Posted on: 2015-09-10 17:46:51
ice-9	One came a lot more complex here with his rhyme schemes/wordplay, but his material was largely missing the mark for me. He had too many punches that either didn't connect or required too much of a stretch. The other brought some solid bars with good humor and a couple of solid blows. I did feel like they had some filler in their bars but it wasn't too bad. I gave this to the one that I thought had more high notes. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-10 20:13:04
Looksemoh Live Battler	Weaker battle. Lots of stretches and questionable wording. Winner will have to tighten up his performance if he wishes to continue advancing. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-10 22:09:54
ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT Legend Concept Champion	Fairs in Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-10 23:23:27
Esso LBT Legend Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	One kept it simple as always with quick jabs and jokes. Nothing seriously heavy but did carry his first scheme well. Loser had some ideas but didnt execute em as well as they coulda been..broken multis too. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-12 10:57:31
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	Both had some seriously bad concepts here. One was worse in the rhyming department. The other had less concepts, and all of the concepts were obvious at best. Neither came hard, but one had a few decent punches, which was enough to take this. Fair's in. High 4 - Mid 4. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-12 21:13:19
HateMagnet Basic Member	Bad wordplay attempts? You've said that before on a few of my battles, I think u just say that for a reason to vote against me tbh, cuz I bet u can't point out one that I said that I can't rebuttal. I bet u. @Celsius Posted on: 2015-09-13 00:09:29
HateMagnet Basic Member	Temperature rise (temper will sure rise) coffin (coughin) diss em, body (disembody) tf? Y'all be quick to pick favorites fr. Posted on: 2015-09-13 00:15:20
Sykotiqs	Felt one had more effective punches. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-13 00:55:08
Xercius <ANBU>	This was okay I felt one got it with the consistency and the direct approach....fairs Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-13 13:28:53