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Concept championship tournament #2
Length: 12 Lines

SAND (100%) Won

Ranked #-- This Month (#86 All Time)

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Reppin: United States

Shodan (0%) Lost

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The Fire Lord

Ranked #-- This Month (#280 All Time)

Crew: The Fire Nation

Reppin: NASA Shuttle Facility, Florida, United States

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When illo said I gotta JOT DOWN N TELL FRESH JOKES I thought it'd be a HOT ROUND LIKE HELLISH O'S till he said im facing Ahura, told him Something's wrong, that's NOT HOW YA SPELL ESSO.. sadly it wasn't a typo.. this nigga beat Ess? Just imagine what he'd DO TO ME, GOD! EXCUSAHH ME, MODS I think the RULES NEED SOME THOUGHT because Mazda getting far after putting in a cheat for unlimited FUEL IN THE CAR.. no need to 'gas' it up though if he SHOOTS FOR THE STARS propelling himself with a TOOT FROM THE ARSE he still wouldn't collect shit if he put his POOP IN A JAR & used it for BOOSTING THROUGH MARS! EWW IT'S BIZARRE how I DO W/ THE BARS I literally say crap & AHURA GETS SCARRED from the MANURE DISCHARGED Butt that's out of my system.. against me you'll get NOTHIN BUT STRAIGHT DOWNSIZED met a fat bitch at the CLUB AND SHE MADE POUNDS FLY she had a stellar-stance, &-the-moves? I felt like there was an elephant-in-the room so I told ya MOTHA TO WAIT OUTSIDE lmao BROTHA I MAKE CLOWNS CRY I'm BEST W/ THE JOKES last time you got a pat on ya back, it was LEFT W/ A NOTE irl you prolly DRESS LIKE THE POPE tall-as-a-leprechaun & donning-set-of-horns to RESEMBLE THE G.O.A.T.. ME! Hahha get on my level fgt

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Them jokes? YOOO... IT IS SHIT BECAUSE he couldn't get the big picture if he OPENED a CINEMA! + AC's? I'm pretty sure THEY-are-WACK FAGGOTS & i wouldn't change my gut feeling TAKING ANTACIDS... liars in his crew say he'll earn VOTES N' GET RESPECT but if we heard it from the horse's mouth? they was QUOTIN' MR. ED! those loooong bars prove this GAY DROPS SHIT; he couldn't cut to the CHASE ON THIS directing JAMES BOND FLICKS!! For his sake i hope there's a CHANCE HE NO-SHOWS otherwise we'll see his flesh and blood like FAM'LY PHOTOS... cuz when I roll up to his hood? SAND'LL GET MURDERED QUICK, if i don't break a leg like an ACTOR'S ENCOURAGEMENT? It's a PROBABLE DEATH just WATCH-'EM-GET STRETCHED & bend over backwards like he was OFFERIN' HELP! ...As for your boyfriend, what's the DUDE'S AGE THOUGH? Bet it's... EIGHT, NINE? THREE? ONE? After some NOOBS AIN'T SHOWED n he heard "Lotsa boys gettin a DQ?" he slapped a NEW PAINT COAT on his FAKE ICE CREAM TRUCK... His plan was CLEARLY-To-FUCK'EM now they complain "SAND in my ass" like LIVING w/ SOME OF a SYRIAN's TROUBLES!! how could your "estimations" show you're an ACTUAL DUDE REPPIN if u think a ballpark figure is a STATUE of LOU GEHRIG?... #getschooled

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ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT Legend Concept Champion	you have until the 25thmidnight to drop your bars... PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE 25TH WILL ALSO BE WHEN THE BATTLE CLOSES... the quicker you get your verses in the more days you have for votes.... DO NOT DRAG YOUR FEET... Posted on: 2015-05-19 23:56:24
ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT Legend Concept Champion	concept: JOKES OVER BARS. Posted on: 2015-05-19 23:57:51
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	Huh? I have no idea what this concepts is. Does this mean I don't scheme, or what? lol. Posted on: 2015-05-20 10:14:52
oSo Slick Exclusive Member	It means be funny,,, drop jokes Posted on: 2015-05-20 20:34:08
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	FIRST Posted on: 2015-05-21 00:00:19
SAND	2th Posted on: 2015-05-21 10:12:30
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	expo: dairy queen Posted on: 2015-05-21 12:17:55
Esso LBT Legend Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	This is close cuz I dont think one was fully with this concept. Definitely some creative uses of idioms and metaphors..entertain ing verse but not sure theyre all jokes. Other took a minute to get rolling but had some really funny bars toward the end. good shit fellas. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-05-21 17:39:32
S O U L R I T E	Tough one here. In a traditional battle, one would have destroyed their opponent. But this is a concept battle and I feel the other truly stuck to the concept. That being said, the one that did stick to the concept didn't really have impacting bars imo. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-05-22 12:33:20
Manhattan <LoD> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Scheme Champion Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	Overall, I just thought one was funnier here. The other I felt could have used more humor in the bars. Both gave me a couple chuckles. One was had me laughing a bit more. Fairs dropped Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-05-22 13:50:00
exZACHly	Both made me laugh a bit but one verse was funnier than the other....so fv is in gl Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-05-26 12:11:17

JayImmortal	Esso said it right. One of them had a fantastic use of common phrases and applied them to his bars. Sure they were humorous, but the other had me roaring by the time he was finished. Guessing that it's the point of this, I'm feeling that my vote's going to the one who had me nearly falling out of my chair. Fair's in. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-05-26 15:40:06

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