Let me count.
1. I have a professor who is a high ranking official at a Chinese/American affairs consortium.
2. I know a former Chicago Law prof. who knew
Obama from his time there. 100% sure he's with the Illumanti.
3. The cousin of a long term NFL player.
4. Real Talk, since apparently the Illumanati controlls the entire music industry.
5. My Aunt, who teaches mechanical engineering.
6. My (crazy) neighbor who works for the government.
7. A guy who once wrote code for the Hubble space telescope.
8. My cousin who runs the computer system for the state of North Carolina.
9. A relative of Dog the Bounty hunter.
ect..ect..ect...
Maybe I'm in the Illumanati??