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First. Battle. EVER.
Post your first battle. Roast yourself.
Jakkel vs remarK (then known as Dude Archaic... wtf kinda name is that)
https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=150440
Ayo it's {DUDE ARCHAIC}-I'm {RUDE TO SPRAY IT}~I could beat you easy cuz even my {INTERLUDE GIVES A STRAY KICK}
yoooo FIREEE. I said my interlude gives a stray kick. Flames.
-To your {SLIM WASTE}~WITH {GRIM HASTE}~You gettin {TRIMMED AND LACED}~When I meet you [FACE TO FACE]~Your gonna [EMBRACE THE MACE]//
Mace? What am I, a fuckin hipster woman in her mid-40's in Williamsburg? Also, I love the distinction of wrapping some multis in regular brackets and others in curled ones. Creative control at its best.
I stay 'BLAZIN'~True to this rap 'TAZIN'~Cuz I rap 'AMAZIN'~Leave you {BROKE AND TIRED}~Showin I {PROVOKE THE FIRE}~You'll have to stay in the 'DAYS-INN!'(motel thinkk)//
What is there to think about? I'm legit sitting here contemplating wtf links provoking fire with staying at the days inn? Are they sorcerers at this motel?
Just too damn sick with 'GRAMMAR'~Always cocked back gun 'BLAMMER'~Take away your carreer and leave you shitted on like 'MC HAMMER'//
mmm. No comment.
I'll {SMACK YA ASS LIKE A G}~Aint afraid to get hurt like im on {JACKASS ON MTV}//I'm that {ALL-COUNTY STUNNER}~My {WHOLE TOWN BE GUNNERZ}~Real talk im takin bitches out like an {ON-CALL-BOUNTY HUNTER!}//***DA ALL DAY*****
I probably thought that last punch was sooo hard. Gotta say, tho... shouting out your own rap name initials at the end in between 8 asterisks'... that was a BOLD move.
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First. Battle. EVER.
Post your first battle. Roast yourself.
Jakkel vs remarK (then known as Dude Archaic... wtf kinda name is that)
https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=150440
Ayo it's {DUDE ARCHAIC}-I'm {RUDE TO SPRAY IT}~I could beat you easy cuz even my {INTERLUDE GIVES A STRAY KICK}
yoooo FIREEE. I said my interlude gives a stray kick. Flames.
-To your {SLIM WASTE}~WITH {GRIM HASTE}~You gettin {TRIMMED AND LACED}~When I meet you [FACE TO FACE]~Your gonna [EMBRACE THE MACE]//
Mace? What am I, a fuckin hipster woman in her mid-40's in Williamsburg? Also, I love the distinction of wrapping some multis in regular brackets and others in curled ones. Creative control at its best.
I stay 'BLAZIN'~True to this rap 'TAZIN'~Cuz I rap 'AMAZIN'~Leave you {BROKE AND TIRED}~Showin I {PROVOKE THE FIRE}~You'll have to stay in the 'DAYS-INN!'(motel thinkk)//
What is there to think about? I'm legit sitting here contemplating wtf links provoking fire with staying at the days inn? Are they sorcerers at this motel?
Just too damn sick with 'GRAMMAR'~Always cocked back gun 'BLAMMER'~Take away your carreer and leave you shitted on like 'MC HAMMER'//
mmm. No comment.
I'll {SMACK YA ASS LIKE A G}~Aint afraid to get hurt like im on {JACKASS ON MTV}//I'm that {ALL-COUNTY STUNNER}~My {WHOLE TOWN BE GUNNERZ}~Real talk im takin bitches out like an {ON-CALL-BOUNTY HUNTER!}//***DA ALL DAY*****
I probably thought that last punch was sooo hard. Gotta say, tho... shouting out your own rap name initials at the end in between 8 asterisks'... that was a BOLD move.
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lmao, nice thread idea.
Here's one I chipped out of the archives:
'SLICK LIKE HOUDINI' this nigga whacker than a 'STOOL' your bitch make three wishes like im a 'GENIE' first one was for my 'DICK' the 'SECOND-WISH' was she wanted me to get to 'SLAPPIN-TITS' I didnt give her a third, cause i 'HEARD' the new 'PRICE-FOR-THE-BRICK' !
...I'm trying to understand why I put quotation marks around all that shit, my thought process back then, looks like a disaster.
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I stay 'BLAZIN'~True to this rap 'TAZIN'~Cuz I rap 'AMAZIN'~Leave you {BROKE AND TIRED}~Showin I {PROVOKE THE FIRE}~You'll have to stay in the 'DAYS-INN!'(motel thinkk)//
What is there to think about? I'm legit sitting here contemplating wtf links provoking fire with staying at the days inn? Are they sorcerers at this motel?
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lmao, nice thread idea.
Here's one I chipped out of the archives:
'SLICK LIKE HOUDINI' this nigga whacker than a 'STOOL' your bitch make three wishes like im a 'GENIE' first one was for my 'DICK' the 'SECOND-WISH' was she wanted me to get to 'SLAPPIN-TITS' I didnt give her a third, cause i 'HEARD' the new 'PRICE-FOR-THE-BRICK' !
...I'm trying to understand why I put quotation marks around all that shit, my thought process back then, looks like a disaster.
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I stay 'BLAZIN'~True to this rap 'TAZIN'~Cuz I rap 'AMAZIN'~Leave you {BROKE AND TIRED}~Showin I {PROVOKE THE FIRE}~You'll have to stay in the 'DAYS-INN!'(motel thinkk)//
What is there to think about? I'm legit sitting here contemplating wtf links provoking fire with staying at the days inn? Are they sorcerers at this motel?
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My style mixes REFINED TASTE plus BLIND RAGE and bites more than a SPIKED MACE or the ICE AGE
> This is from back when I thought bigupping yourself was a valid method of dissing your opponent.
I go fast and hard like a HIGHWAY while you're up and down like a SINE WAVE
> "I go fast and hard." PAUSE
Everything you spit just screams "MY LIFE'S AWFUL"/You spend your nights by yourself jacking off to TWILIGHT SPARKLE
> The truth of this bar is that I conceived it as an incisive description of myself.
Y'all only diss cuz you see me and get QUITE ENVIOUS/And that's pretty justified, given I'm the RIGHT DEADLIEST
> I thought that putting "RIGHT" in front of any positive adjective about myself was a good idea for some reason.
You must be brave, willing to test my MAD SKILLS AND EXCELLENCE/But write a LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT then get your ASS KILLED FOR ARROGANCE
> I know that I've become somewhat infamous for using slant rhymes, but EXCELLENCE / TESTAMENT / ARROGANCE is cringeworthy even for me. I think this was the bar I was most proud of at the time. Multis were a new concept for me, and I thought this was amazingly fluent while also extremely complicated. Where's the punchline, you ask? Well, why would something this buttery smooth need such a thing?
Now I'm off, don't pick a FIGHT WITH ME/Or get served like FINE CUISINE with WINE AND CHEESE. Word.
> Word.
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My style mixes REFINED TASTE plus BLIND RAGE and bites more than a SPIKED MACE or the ICE AGE
> This is from back when I thought bigupping yourself was a valid method of dissing your opponent.
I go fast and hard like a HIGHWAY while you're up and down like a SINE WAVE
> "I go fast and hard." PAUSE
Everything you spit just screams "MY LIFE'S AWFUL"/You spend your nights by yourself jacking off to TWILIGHT SPARKLE
> The truth of this bar is that I conceived it as an incisive description of myself.
Y'all only diss cuz you see me and get QUITE ENVIOUS/And that's pretty justified, given I'm the RIGHT DEADLIEST
> I thought that putting "RIGHT" in front of any positive adjective about myself was a good idea for some reason.
You must be brave, willing to test my MAD SKILLS AND EXCELLENCE/But write a LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT then get your ASS KILLED FOR ARROGANCE
> I know that I've become somewhat infamous for using slant rhymes, but EXCELLENCE / TESTAMENT / ARROGANCE is cringeworthy even for me. I think this was the bar I was most proud of at the time. Multis were a new concept for me, and I thought this was amazingly fluent while also extremely complicated. Where's the punchline, you ask? Well, why would something this buttery smooth need such a thing?
Now I'm off, don't pick a FIGHT WITH ME/Or get served like FINE CUISINE with WINE AND CHEESE. Word.
> Word.
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Now I'm off, don't pick a FIGHT WITH ME/Or get served like FINE CUISINE with WINE AND CHEESE. Word.
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This was pretty nice for your first battle.
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Now I'm off, don't pick a FIGHT WITH ME/Or get served like FINE CUISINE with WINE AND CHEESE. Word.
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This was pretty nice for your first battle.
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How the fuck were yous spitting multis and shit in your first battle? Ill post mine later but I had like 20 battles before my first on LB and was significantly more atrocious.
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How the fuck were yous spitting multis and shit in your first battle? Ill post mine later but I had like 20 battles before my first on LB and was significantly more atrocious.
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https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=392129
" i bet you're as ugly as you rap.. get another hobby.. your style is another case..like it was switched in the lobby!!"
Bars.
" i here to serve you like waiters minus the kindness.. i'll be straightout nasty like germs flying in diners/"
OMG bars.
https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=404153
" oh boy... i'll 'knock em twice' like an AVON REPRESENTATIVE.. he'll be 'scared to show his true colors'.. like CRAYON APPREHENSIVENESS!!"
***D-D-Don Demarco-Demarco***
" i would 'hate' to 'serve' you like it's the WORST-JOB-EVER, but.. you'll be the FIRST-SLOB-CLEVER, enough to, WORK-NON-EFFORT, lessly.. and still get MURKED-AL-TOGETHER!! (DAMN!!)"
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" i bet you're as ugly as you rap.. get another hobby.. your style is another case..like it was switched in the lobby!!"
Bars.
" i here to serve you like waiters minus the kindness.. i'll be straightout nasty like germs flying in diners/"
OMG bars.
https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=404153
" oh boy... i'll 'knock em twice' like an AVON REPRESENTATIVE.. he'll be 'scared to show his true colors'.. like CRAYON APPREHENSIVENESS!!"
***D-D-Don Demarco-Demarco***
" i would 'hate' to 'serve' you like it's the WORST-JOB-EVER, but.. you'll be the FIRST-SLOB-CLEVER, enough to, WORK-NON-EFFORT, lessly.. and still get MURKED-AL-TOGETHER!! (DAMN!!)"
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"oh boy... i'll 'knock em twice' like an AVON REPRESENTATIVE.. he'll be 'scared to show his true colors'.. like CRAYON APPREHENSIVENESS!!"
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yoooo I'm dying haha
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"oh boy... i'll 'knock em twice' like an AVON REPRESENTATIVE.. he'll be 'scared to show his true colors'.. like CRAYON APPREHENSIVENESS!!"
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yoooo I'm dying haha
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yo im coughin up da moolah, u cant measure my success with a ruler, my bars so lethal dey gave u macula, but dey music to my ears and i wanna hula hula, my enemies put themselves in da freezer to try an be cooler, didnt work now they look like victims of Medusa, my bars quicker than Ahmed Musa, gve u more bad luck than da triangle in Bermuda, ur bars aint whack wen u spit evryone igonres it, if u were an app id uninstall it, ur a little girl go back to writin in ur diary, im spittin more magic dan Gandalf and Hermione, u tryna thinka bars while im chillin in Hawaii
i just gotta say, im still chillin in Hawaii lmaoo
wtf was i thinkin?? 'Hula hula' LOL
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yo im coughin up da moolah, u cant measure my success with a ruler, my bars so lethal dey gave u macula, but dey music to my ears and i wanna hula hula, my enemies put themselves in da freezer to try an be cooler, didnt work now they look like victims of Medusa, my bars quicker than Ahmed Musa, gve u more bad luck than da triangle in Bermuda, ur bars aint whack wen u spit evryone igonres it, if u were an app id uninstall it, ur a little girl go back to writin in ur diary, im spittin more magic dan Gandalf and Hermione, u tryna thinka bars while im chillin in Hawaii
i just gotta say, im still chillin in Hawaii lmaoo
wtf was i thinkin?? 'Hula hula' LOL
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Man You Can't Rap Fo Shit// So Get The Hell Outta Here You Wanna Be Bitch// You About To Get Shut Down// Cuz You Be Sucking Dick All Over Town// You Think Yo Rymes Gonna Cut It// All You You Do Is Take It Up The But// You Sure You Want It?// Freestyle With Me// You Gonna Lose So Bad// You Gonna Climb Up A Tree// Fucking Bitch!!
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Oddly enough I won that battle but I cringe at how horrible it is.
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Man You Can't Rap Fo Shit// So Get The Hell Outta Here You Wanna Be Bitch// You About To Get Shut Down// Cuz You Be Sucking Dick All Over Town// You Think Yo Rymes Gonna Cut It// All You You Do Is Take It Up The But// You Sure You Want It?// Freestyle With Me// You Gonna Lose So Bad// You Gonna Climb Up A Tree// Fucking Bitch!!
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Oddly enough I won that battle but I cringe at how horrible it is.
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So I know my first battle. It sucks, bit embarrassing, but nothing overboard. I go tk chexk it on my phone before I get on laptop to post it. Phone browsing sucks dick so I accidentally hit on cyphers.
OH MY GOD. I forgot they fixed cypher browsing to show more than solos. oh god kill it with firrrreee! Will post soon.
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Okay, we'll start on topic with my first LB battle.
yo, yo, LOOK, all these fools, names taked, registered and BOOKED,
Starting with "yo, yo". Great start. Shoutout to "names taked".
im the lyrical ASSASIN, and this is the curse that im CASTING, upon all yawll fake ass LOCS, every bustah here, are mark ass JOKES,
Locs, bustahs. I learned how to rap from Rydah in San Andreas.
yawll dont wanna battle STRONTIUM, im sending wannabe fools ON THE RUN,
2007 multi.
i dont mean to be RUDE, but are any of you fools, actually GOOD, ive got many lines, like the layers on a TRIFLE, im a leader son, i aint no DECIPLE
Like the layers on a trifle. Delia Smith over here.
i told you, im an assasin, and my words, are my RIFLE, kill yawll in 16 lines, and 8 BARS, i got ya names taken, i know who you ARE, im killing any suckers acting HARD!!!
This was an 8 line, 4 bar battle.
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Okay so that was a bit lame, but not THAT bad. Well, it get's much, MUCH worse:-
This was from the cypher "spit something without profanity, but you can till use bitch and nigga". Well, what a great cypher for me to join.
yo next up, is THE LYRICAL LEDGEND, an killer will PLEDGE TO,
kick a ryhme TOO HOT, and drop shit worthy of TUPAC,
Im in this GAME, to expand my NAME, so thats why i CAME,
thats why im hear, its to EXPAND, expand so much, im like a rubber BAND,
im expanding from new york, TO BEL AIR, from london to moscow im the number one SELLER,
Im climbing to the TOP, any obstructions get POPPED, im not getting STOPPED, Neither Wanksters nor COPS,
That's why I'm "hear", to expand.....expand like a rubber band.
I know the pressures and temptations smokey was ~ON ABOUT~,
theres times when we felt we were ~GONE AND OUT~,
but we cannot let, tragidy ~KEEP US DOWN~,
we dont always gotta be alone we can have ~PEOPLE ROUND~,
we need to turn away from the clouds, and 'OCUPY' ~ON SUNSHINE~,
some people 'TRY' to hold on, but the hate doesent ~RUN MINES~,
i like to look on the ~BRIGHT SIDE~,
i dont let the ~LIGHT HIDE~,
keep the love around, and ~OPEN ARMS~,
to the people around, some cant ~COPE WEN HARMED~,
but one way or 'ANOTHER', we gotta ~TRY~,
i felt this pain, when my 'BROTHER' ~DIED~,
i was only youn, dealing with ~SUCH GRIEF~,
i began to ~CLUCH STREETS~,
i thought that they where my home, where i was ~MENT TO BE~,
but ill never forget, this world was ~SEND TO ME~!!! dedicated to my moms and my brother, RIP TRE!!
My mum is alive and well, and I never had a brother Tre.
Although this is going off topic, I did also find this cypher which I have NO recollection making, but I did smoke a shit lot of weed and then have ridiculous conversations with Wig for hours back in 2011.
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So I know my first battle. It sucks, bit embarrassing, but nothing overboard. I go tk chexk it on my phone before I get on laptop to post it. Phone browsing sucks dick so I accidentally hit on cyphers.
OH MY GOD. I forgot they fixed cypher browsing to show more than solos. oh god kill it with firrrreee! Will post soon.
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Okay, we'll start on topic with my first LB battle.
yo, yo, LOOK, all these fools, names taked, registered and BOOKED,
Starting with "yo, yo". Great start. Shoutout to "names taked".
im the lyrical ASSASIN, and this is the curse that im CASTING, upon all yawll fake ass LOCS, every bustah here, are mark ass JOKES,
Locs, bustahs. I learned how to rap from Rydah in San Andreas.
yawll dont wanna battle STRONTIUM, im sending wannabe fools ON THE RUN,
2007 multi.
i dont mean to be RUDE, but are any of you fools, actually GOOD, ive got many lines, like the layers on a TRIFLE, im a leader son, i aint no DECIPLE
Like the layers on a trifle. Delia Smith over here.
i told you, im an assasin, and my words, are my RIFLE, kill yawll in 16 lines, and 8 BARS, i got ya names taken, i know who you ARE, im killing any suckers acting HARD!!!
This was an 8 line, 4 bar battle.
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Okay so that was a bit lame, but not THAT bad. Well, it get's much, MUCH worse:-
This was from the cypher "spit something without profanity, but you can till use bitch and nigga". Well, what a great cypher for me to join.
yo next up, is THE LYRICAL LEDGEND, an killer will PLEDGE TO,
kick a ryhme TOO HOT, and drop shit worthy of TUPAC,
Im in this GAME, to expand my NAME, so thats why i CAME,
thats why im hear, its to EXPAND, expand so much, im like a rubber BAND,
im expanding from new york, TO BEL AIR, from london to moscow im the number one SELLER,
Im climbing to the TOP, any obstructions get POPPED, im not getting STOPPED, Neither Wanksters nor COPS,
That's why I'm "hear", to expand.....expand like a rubber band.
I know the pressures and temptations smokey was ~ON ABOUT~,
theres times when we felt we were ~GONE AND OUT~,
but we cannot let, tragidy ~KEEP US DOWN~,
we dont always gotta be alone we can have ~PEOPLE ROUND~,
we need to turn away from the clouds, and 'OCUPY' ~ON SUNSHINE~,
some people 'TRY' to hold on, but the hate doesent ~RUN MINES~,
i like to look on the ~BRIGHT SIDE~,
i dont let the ~LIGHT HIDE~,
keep the love around, and ~OPEN ARMS~,
to the people around, some cant ~COPE WEN HARMED~,
but one way or 'ANOTHER', we gotta ~TRY~,
i felt this pain, when my 'BROTHER' ~DIED~,
i was only youn, dealing with ~SUCH GRIEF~,
i began to ~CLUCH STREETS~,
i thought that they where my home, where i was ~MENT TO BE~,
but ill never forget, this world was ~SEND TO ME~!!! dedicated to my moms and my brother, RIP TRE!!
My mum is alive and well, and I never had a brother Tre.
Although this is going off topic, I did also find this cypher which I have NO recollection making, but I did smoke a shit lot of weed and then have ridiculous conversations with Wig for hours back in 2011.
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