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Unread 06-06-2013, 02:15 PM
The Kid Eddie T
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Default Your Best Punchlines

heres one of mine.

i got "money" on yer "head" like "queen ELIZABETH", no "coin"-incidence ill just get the "lead" for yer "paper" like old school IMPRINTS!

even this lil scheme

I write FIRE VERSES, that'll leave TIRES BURNIN, you got no chance against me, you battling "yourself" like "TYLER DURDEN!" You need help with the frees, MILES FOR CERTAIN, you ain't the KIND OF PERSON, to "snap" for "cheese" n "SMILE ON PURPOSE!"
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Default Your Best Punchlines

heres one of mine.

i got "money" on yer "head" like "queen ELIZABETH", no "coin"-incidence ill just get the "lead" for yer "paper" like old school IMPRINTS!

even this lil scheme

I write FIRE VERSES, that'll leave TIRES BURNIN, you got no chance against me, you battling "yourself" like "TYLER DURDEN!" You need help with the frees, MILES FOR CERTAIN, you ain't the KIND OF PERSON, to "snap" for "cheese" n "SMILE ON PURPOSE!"
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Unread 06-06-2013, 04:32 PM
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Your best punchline? The wordplay is hack and it doesn't even rhyme. C'mon dog...
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Your best punchline? The wordplay is hack and it doesn't even rhyme. C'mon dog...
 
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Unread 06-06-2013, 04:47 PM
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threads just a way to bite and reword some nice punches .

do NOT be a victim.
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threads just a way to bite and reword some nice punches .

do NOT be a victim.
 
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Unread 06-06-2013, 05:24 PM
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urine over ur head like a golden shower

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Unread 06-06-2013, 06:31 PM
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Smh agree with @R o w this dude didnt even show for my scheme battle with him

@EDS lets go 16 scheme ill use my verse from the tourney you can scheme what ever you want !!!!
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Smh agree with @R o w this dude didnt even show for my scheme battle with him

@EDS lets go 16 scheme ill use my verse from the tourney you can scheme what ever you want !!!!
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Unread 06-06-2013, 11:07 PM
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I told that bitch gimme head... OCHO CINCO!
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Unread 06-06-2013, 11:18 PM
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Ok, so I know that is 85 in spanish, and that Chad Johnson changed his name to ocho cinco to match his jersey number, but could you please explain to me what that has to do with giving head? I never quite got that.
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Ok, so I know that is 85 in spanish, and that Chad Johnson changed his name to ocho cinco to match his jersey number, but could you please explain to me what that has to do with giving head? I never quite got that.
 
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Unread 06-06-2013, 11:24 PM
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Ocho Cinco head butted his wife.
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Ocho Cinco head butted his wife.
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Unread 06-07-2013, 12:05 AM
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Ah, young love...
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Ah, young love...
 
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Unread 06-07-2013, 12:05 AM
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My best punchlines??

Its sad how you 'come illy n' still "GO UNNOTICED"??

I have no idea what my best punch would be..

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My best punchlines??

Its sad how you 'come illy n' still "GO UNNOTICED"??

I have no idea what my best punch would be..

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