Fun Drunk Facts

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I have plenty but two that stand out for me are a few years back I got so drunk with a friend that her aunt had to come pick us up and take us home. I got home and wandered off and fell asleep in an alley one block away and woke up to the cops thinking I was dead lol..

This past Saturday all my coworkers pressured me so much to go out so I finally said yeah as long as someone drove me home. I ended up blacking out and I was feeling up on my owner.. my owner is a good looking 40 year old lesbian and from what I was told she was cool with it and her girlfriend was there so when I found this out I was so uncomfortable lol.. I still haven't seen the owner cuz she's on vacation.. alright so after this I guess I went and took a piss. I fell coming out the bathroom and then I left the pub.. I guess I was walking home when the cops picked me up. So I woke up sober in jail.. I looked around and said "wtf" I grabbed my book in sheet and seen disorderly conduct and public intoxication.. I said "you gotta be fucking kidding me".. I rang the intercom and the CO's answered I said "Ay can I leave" and they let me out 20 minutes later..

Y'all got any fun stories?

[Phe]

I have plenty but two that stand out for me are a few years back I got so drunk with a friend that her aunt had to come pick us up and take us home. I got home and wandered off and fell asleep in an alley one block away and woke up to the cops thinking I was dead lol..

This past Saturday all my coworkers pressured me so much to go out so I finally said yeah as long as someone drove me home. I ended up blacking out and I was feeling up on my owner.. my owner is a good looking 40 year old lesbian and from what I was told she was cool with it and her girlfriend was there so when I found this out I was so uncomfortable lol.. I still haven't seen the owner cuz she's on vacation.. alright so after this I guess I went and took a piss. I fell coming out the bathroom and then I left the pub.. I guess I was walking home when the cops picked me up. So I woke up sober in jail.. I looked around and said "wtf" I grabbed my book in sheet and seen disorderly conduct and public intoxication.. I said "you gotta be fucking kidding me".. I rang the intercom and the CO's answered I said "Ay can I leave" and they let me out 20 minutes later..

Y'all got any fun stories?