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Default Brits Have Bigger Penises [FACT]

We have bigger penises on average than you Americans.

BUT don't threat. @Indonesia has a smaller penis than everyone.

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073


Before someone makes the joke "Why were you looking this up?" I wasn't, I follow Derren Brown (Famous Gay Magician) and he posted this up as part of a joke.
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Default Brits Have Bigger Penises [FACT]

We have bigger penises on average than you Americans.

BUT don't threat. @Indonesia has a smaller penis than everyone.

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073


Before someone makes the joke "Why were you looking this up?" I wasn't, I follow Derren Brown (Famous Gay Magician) and he posted this up as part of a joke.
 
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Unread 09-20-2013, 06:49 AM
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He's an illusionist not a magician. GOD NICK YOURE SO STUPID
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He's an illusionist not a magician. GOD NICK YOURE SO STUPID
Actually I've read both of his books, you can't really label him as he's quite a unique act. Illusionist/Magician/Mentalist/Hypnotist etc. etc.
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He's an illusionist not a magician. GOD NICK YOURE SO STUPID
Actually I've read both of his books, you can't really label him as he's quite a unique act. Illusionist/Magician/Mentalist/Hypnotist etc. etc.
 
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I was joking, he calls himself an illusionist though. I wanna read a book of his though, what do you recommend?

Dynamo is a fucking magician though
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I was joking, he calls himself an illusionist though. I wanna read a book of his though, what do you recommend?

Dynamo is a fucking magician though
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I was joking, he calls himself an illusionist though. I wanna read a book of his though, what do you recommend?

Dynamo is a fucking magician though
Yeah IK lol.

Tricks of the Mind is the better book of the two IMO.
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I was joking, he calls himself an illusionist though. I wanna read a book of his though, what do you recommend?

Dynamo is a fucking magician though
Yeah IK lol.

Tricks of the Mind is the better book of the two IMO.
 
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Verity has an ENORMOUS dick. Nick's is only slightly below average. This thread checks out.
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Verity has an ENORMOUS dick. Nick's is only slightly below average. This thread checks out.
 
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Why have you got a Kenco Ad for a sig, Nic?

shits weird.
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Why have you got a Kenco Ad for a sig, Nic?

shits weird.
You can call me Nick, with a K.

It's a bit of a piss-take of myself being British, I love The Mentalist and some of you guys need to chill sometimes. So that's what it represents as a whole.
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Why have you got a Kenco Ad for a sig, Nic?

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You can call me Nick, with a K.

It's a bit of a piss-take of myself being British, I love The Mentalist and some of you guys need to chill sometimes. So that's what it represents as a whole.
 
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Hahahaha ^
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Hahahaha ^
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i'm still bigger than the chinese
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