LB Zombie Apocalypse: Who do you bring, Why?

[Obey]

Only 5 people you can bring, and why. (This should be comical, I'll go 1st.)

1. @RULE I'm bringing RULE because LL Cool J's a sly ass nigga. That dude could probably judo chop a zombie straight in half while hitting a MJ spin. I don't even give a fuck if he brings that red kangool jumpsuit. You're coming w/ me.

2. @EtH I'm bringing EtH for sure because he could probably troll a zombie to death. Make fun of his weird ass skin and addiction to eating other men. It'd be comical as fuck seeing him and RULE argue too.

3. @Lil Fidel Z I don't think it'd be acceptable to kill a zombie w/ out Fidel yelling: ''LMAAAAO THAT NIGGA JUST KICKED HIS DICK OFF, etc...'' It'd bring humor to the situation.

4. @Mokane We'd all need some elevation in our rap game during this bad time. Mokane might be the only dude to teach us religion and tell us he's going to shoot us in one sentence. We need the lord with us, and this is the ONLY way.

5. @Phenomonon Just in case we need any demonic rituals to burn the zombies to death. I'm pretty sure this dude has a machete too, so just in case we needed to slice lunch meat for our picnics, he's our guy for sure.

Notable nominees: @IV just in case we needed something for them to feast on while we hit the gettaway.

[Obey]

Only 5 people you can bring, and why. (This should be comical, I'll go 1st.)

1. @RULE I'm bringing RULE because LL Cool J's a sly ass nigga. That dude could probably judo chop a zombie straight in half while hitting a MJ spin. I don't even give a fuck if he brings that red kangool jumpsuit. You're coming w/ me.

2. @EtH I'm bringing EtH for sure because he could probably troll a zombie to death. Make fun of his weird ass skin and addiction to eating other men. It'd be comical as fuck seeing him and RULE argue too.

3. @Lil Fidel Z I don't think it'd be acceptable to kill a zombie w/ out Fidel yelling: ''LMAAAAO THAT NIGGA JUST KICKED HIS DICK OFF, etc...'' It'd bring humor to the situation.

4. @Mokane We'd all need some elevation in our rap game during this bad time. Mokane might be the only dude to teach us religion and tell us he's going to shoot us in one sentence. We need the lord with us, and this is the ONLY way.

5. @Phenomonon Just in case we need any demonic rituals to burn the zombies to death. I'm pretty sure this dude has a machete too, so just in case we needed to slice lunch meat for our picnics, he's our guy for sure.

Notable nominees: @IV just in case we needed something for them to feast on while we hit the gettaway.

[SAND]

Originally Posted by Obey

Only 5 people you can bring, and why. (This should be comical, I'll go 1st.)

1. @RULE I'm bringing RULE because LL Cool J's a sly ass nigga. That dude could probably judo chop a zombie straight in half while hitting a MJ spin. I don't even give a fuck if he brings that red kangool jumpsuit. You're coming w/ me.

2. @EtH I'm bringing EtH for sure because he could probably troll a zombie to death. Make fun of his weird ass skin and addiction to eating other men. It'd be comical as fuck seeing him and RULE argue too.

3. @Lil Fidel Z I don't think it'd be acceptable to kill a zombie w/ out Fidel yelling: ''LMAAAAO THAT NIGGA JUST KICKED HIS DICK OFF, etc...'' It'd bring humor to the situation.

4. @Mokane We'd all need some elevation in our rap game during this bad time. Mokane might be the only dude to teach us religion and tell us he's going to shoot us in one sentence. We need the lord with us, and this is the ONLY way.

5. @Phenomonon Just in case we need any demonic rituals to burn the zombies to death. I'm pretty sure this dude has a machete too, so just in case we needed to slice lunch meat for our picnics, he's our guy for sure.

Notable nominees: @IV just in case we needed something for them to feast on while we hit the gettaway.

LMAO.

[SAND]

Originally Posted by Obey

Only 5 people you can bring, and why. (This should be comical, I'll go 1st.)

1. @RULE I'm bringing RULE because LL Cool J's a sly ass nigga. That dude could probably judo chop a zombie straight in half while hitting a MJ spin. I don't even give a fuck if he brings that red kangool jumpsuit. You're coming w/ me.

2. @EtH I'm bringing EtH for sure because he could probably troll a zombie to death. Make fun of his weird ass skin and addiction to eating other men. It'd be comical as fuck seeing him and RULE argue too.

3. @Lil Fidel Z I don't think it'd be acceptable to kill a zombie w/ out Fidel yelling: ''LMAAAAO THAT NIGGA JUST KICKED HIS DICK OFF, etc...'' It'd bring humor to the situation.

4. @Mokane We'd all need some elevation in our rap game during this bad time. Mokane might be the only dude to teach us religion and tell us he's going to shoot us in one sentence. We need the lord with us, and this is the ONLY way.

5. @Phenomonon Just in case we need any demonic rituals to burn the zombies to death. I'm pretty sure this dude has a machete too, so just in case we needed to slice lunch meat for our picnics, he's our guy for sure.

Notable nominees: @IV just in case we needed something for them to feast on while we hit the gettaway.

LMAO.

1. @Duh Great Whyte cuz dudes got gun bars so I assume he's got guns. We're gonna need guns.

2. @BLNK cuz I need a slow chubby dude for when I run out of ammo and start gettin' chased. You don't gotta outrun a zombie horde, you just gotta outrun BLNK.

3. @DIRTYWORK cuz that dude can regenerate internal organs or some shit and I feel like that's our ace in the hole if we want to survive in that situation realistically.

4. @IV well, cuz...y'know. Procreation or whatever........plus if shit really got bad we could eat her.

5. @Godbody so he could tell me zombies weren't real and I should open my mind and see the truth. The Illuminati is behind this and I am just a puppet in their profiteering zombie ass agenda.

1. @Duh Great Whyte cuz dudes got gun bars so I assume he's got guns. We're gonna need guns.

2. @BLNK cuz I need a slow chubby dude for when I run out of ammo and start gettin' chased. You don't gotta outrun a zombie horde, you just gotta outrun BLNK.

3. @DIRTYWORK cuz that dude can regenerate internal organs or some shit and I feel like that's our ace in the hole if we want to survive in that situation realistically.

4. @IV well, cuz...y'know. Procreation or whatever........plus if shit really got bad we could eat her.

5. @Godbody so he could tell me zombies weren't real and I should open my mind and see the truth. The Illuminati is behind this and I am just a puppet in their profiteering zombie ass agenda.

[-Apollyon-]

My machetes still sharp and no one would bring me, I would bring them.. And tbh I wouldn't deal with any "im the leader" people cuz the leader is me, flat out.. Its the fucking apocalypse, I would be able to kill.. I'll be back to do this..

[-Apollyon-]

My machetes still sharp and no one would bring me, I would bring them.. And tbh I wouldn't deal with any "im the leader" people cuz the leader is me, flat out.. Its the fucking apocalypse, I would be able to kill.. I'll be back to do this..

Aw, shit. I didn't even see your IV addendum. Fuck man.

Aw, shit. I didn't even see your IV addendum. Fuck man.

[SAND]

I'd bring...

1. MaCc. The greatest sniper ever. He could headshot a path to safety for me.
2. Just C, he seems like the type of nigga to look a zombie right in the eye, then say, "Catch me if you can, bitch."
3. Bear Gryllis. Because, well, c'mon now.
4. Miley Cyrus. That twerk is vicious. Do a head smash on several zombies at once w/ a single twerk. Just "pop, SPLAT!"
5. Phenomonon also, he'll levitate into the air & summon some weird ass shit to possess the zombies & make them work for us.

[SAND]

I'd bring...

1. MaCc. The greatest sniper ever. He could headshot a path to safety for me.
2. Just C, he seems like the type of nigga to look a zombie right in the eye, then say, "Catch me if you can, bitch."
3. Bear Gryllis. Because, well, c'mon now.
4. Miley Cyrus. That twerk is vicious. Do a head smash on several zombies at once w/ a single twerk. Just "pop, SPLAT!"
5. Phenomonon also, he'll levitate into the air & summon some weird ass shit to possess the zombies & make them work for us.

[Obey]

Lmao I died at the Godbody one. So true, he'd actually think all them Zombies were hired by president Obama to depopulate the United States so a New World Order can move in and Martial Law takes over.

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Originally Posted by WarSand

I'd bring...

1. MaCc. The greatest sniper ever. He could headshot a path to safety for me.
2. Just C, he seems like the type of nigga to look a zombie right in the eye, then say, "Catch me if you can, bitch."
3. Bear Gryllis. Because, well, c'mon now.
4. Miley Cyrus. That twerk is vicious. Do a head smash on several zombies at once w/ a single twerk. Just "pop, SPLAT!"
5. Phenomonon also, he'll levitate into the air & summon some weird ass shit to possess the zombies & make them work for us.

Lmao, half these people aren't from LB. (OR ARE THEY?..*DRAMATIC BEAT.*) But still funny af, lmao at the Miley head smash w/ the good ole' booty motion.

[Obey]

Lmao I died at the Godbody one. So true, he'd actually think all them Zombies were hired by president Obama to depopulate the United States so a New World Order can move in and Martial Law takes over.

---------- Post added at 11:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:54 PM ----------

Originally Posted by WarSand

I'd bring...

1. MaCc. The greatest sniper ever. He could headshot a path to safety for me.
2. Just C, he seems like the type of nigga to look a zombie right in the eye, then say, "Catch me if you can, bitch."
3. Bear Gryllis. Because, well, c'mon now.
4. Miley Cyrus. That twerk is vicious. Do a head smash on several zombies at once w/ a single twerk. Just "pop, SPLAT!"
5. Phenomonon also, he'll levitate into the air & summon some weird ass shit to possess the zombies & make them work for us.

Lmao, half these people aren't from LB. (OR ARE THEY?..*DRAMATIC BEAT.*) But still funny af, lmao at the Miley head smash w/ the good ole' booty motion.

Beat me if you can, survive if I let you.

Beat me if you can, survive if I let you.

[HIGHpothasis]

I'd Just Clone Snoopy316 5 times And Bring Him With Me.

Shidd, If The Zombie Numbers Became Horrendous?

NO ONE Would Be Better At Hiding From Them Fuccers Than Snoop.!



#Shrugs

#ImASurvivor

#LightLaughs

[HIGHpothasis]

I'd Just Clone Snoopy316 5 times And Bring Him With Me.

Shidd, If The Zombie Numbers Became Horrendous?

NO ONE Would Be Better At Hiding From Them Fuccers Than Snoop.!



#Shrugs

#ImASurvivor

#LightLaughs

[SAND]

Shots Fired?? *Pissshoom Pissshoom!*

[SAND]

Shots Fired?? *Pissshoom Pissshoom!*