Have Your Pulse Moment

[Black Book]

I am tougher than a $2 steak.

I taught Jesus to walk on water.

I showed birds what wings were for.

I made Biggie go back to Cali.

I allow y'all to exist on this site only because my narcissism can only last so long without me growing lonely.

I went to the point of no return and returned..twice.

I was Mary's pimp and she was working on the corner for me when God rolled up.

I beat the Hulk in an arm wrestling match..with my weak hand.

I made @BLNK get a gym membership when no one else could get him away from the computer screen.

I threw one hay maker and the most handsome man in the world turned into who you know as @Mokane.

Have your Pulse moment... Why are you so great?

[Black Book]

I am tougher than a $2 steak.

I taught Jesus to walk on water.

I showed birds what wings were for.

I made Biggie go back to Cali.

I allow y'all to exist on this site only because my narcissism can only last so long without me growing lonely.

I went to the point of no return and returned..twice.

I was Mary's pimp and she was working on the corner for me when God rolled up.

I beat the Hulk in an arm wrestling match..with my weak hand.

I made @BLNK get a gym membership when no one else could get him away from the computer screen.

I threw one hay maker and the most handsome man in the world turned into who you know as @Mokane.

Have your Pulse moment... Why are you so great?

[GOOD GRIEF]

Originally Posted by ADONiS

I am tougher than a $2 steak.

I taught Jesus to walk on water.

I showed birds what wings were for.

I made Biggie go back to Cali.

I allow y'all to exist on this site only because my narcissism can only last so long without me growing lonely.

I went to the point of no return and returned..twice.

I was Mary's pimp and she was working on the corner for me when God rolled up.

I beat the Hulk in an arm wrestling match..with my weak hand.

I made @BLNK get a gym membership when no one else could get him away from the computer screen.

I threw one hay maker and the most handsome man in the world turned into who you know as @Mokane.

i once defeated the guy that did all this shit.

http://www.letsbeef.com/battle_detai...n=tb&id=397962

[GOOD GRIEF]

Originally Posted by ADONiS

I am tougher than a $2 steak.

I taught Jesus to walk on water.

I showed birds what wings were for.

I made Biggie go back to Cali.

I allow y'all to exist on this site only because my narcissism can only last so long without me growing lonely.

I went to the point of no return and returned..twice.

I was Mary's pimp and she was working on the corner for me when God rolled up.

I beat the Hulk in an arm wrestling match..with my weak hand.

I made @BLNK get a gym membership when no one else could get him away from the computer screen.

I threw one hay maker and the most handsome man in the world turned into who you know as @Mokane.

i once defeated the guy that did all this shit.

http://www.letsbeef.com/battle_detai...n=tb&id=397962

[Black Book]

Originally Posted by GOOD GRIEF

i once defeated the guy that did all this shit.

http://www.letsbeef.com/battle_detai...n=tb&id=397962

I told this guy he can't handle the hands & I did not lie.

[Black Book]

Originally Posted by GOOD GRIEF

i once defeated the guy that did all this shit.

http://www.letsbeef.com/battle_detai...n=tb&id=397962

I told this guy he can't handle the hands & I did not lie.

[Wigsplit]

My dicks huge, u can see it from space.

[Wigsplit]

My dicks huge, u can see it from space.

[Black Book]

I fart extremely loud & everyone else in the room says they did it.

[Black Book]

I fart extremely loud & everyone else in the room says they did it.

[Letum]

I taught Buddha to chill out.

[Letum]

I taught Buddha to chill out.

#threadfail

#threadfail

[ItsNaturill]

i led the horse to the water then raped it

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...as it was drinking

[ItsNaturill]

i led the horse to the water then raped it

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...as it was drinking

[Godbody]

I agree that this is a thread fail

But this is twice in 3 days that ADONIS calls out daddys name..

Thread fail/Dickride attempt successful

For this I bestow upon you the honor of being within 3 feet of the God...Im afraid that might still be dicksucking range for you, lets make it 10 ft

[Godbody]

I agree that this is a thread fail

But this is twice in 3 days that ADONIS calls out daddys name..

Thread fail/Dickride attempt successful

For this I bestow upon you the honor of being within 3 feet of the God...Im afraid that might still be dicksucking range for you, lets make it 10 ft

[ViTRiOL]

Originally Posted by pU1Se

For this I bestow upon you the honor of being within 3 feet of the God...Im afraid that might still be dicksucking range for you

That was actually quite funny.

Originally Posted by pU1Se

lets make it 10 ft

But then you ruined it.

[ViTRiOL]

Originally Posted by pU1Se

For this I bestow upon you the honor of being within 3 feet of the God...Im afraid that might still be dicksucking range for you

That was actually quite funny.

Originally Posted by pU1Se

lets make it 10 ft

But then you ruined it.