Pet Hates

[J u s T C]

You go to a cafe, order a bacon, egg and mushroom barm for yourself.

Order a ham salad barm for friend.

The cafe bird cuts the ham salad barm in half.

She then cuts your bacon, egg and mushroom barm in half.. WITH THE SAME KNIFE!

You drive off tucking into your breakfast. IT STINKS OF ONION!

You fucking slag!. I waited 10 minutes in a cue just for you to make my breakfast bin material.

Is it so much to ask you to use a different knife? 1 not covered in barf inducing onion stink?

I spat it out, the rest went straight into the bin.

[J u s T C]

You go to a cafe, order a bacon, egg and mushroom barm for yourself.

Order a ham salad barm for friend.

The cafe bird cuts the ham salad barm in half.

She then cuts your bacon, egg and mushroom barm in half.. WITH THE SAME KNIFE!

You drive off tucking into your breakfast. IT STINKS OF ONION!

You fucking slag!. I waited 10 minutes in a cue just for you to make my breakfast bin material.

Is it so much to ask you to use a different knife? 1 not covered in barf inducing onion stink?

I spat it out, the rest went straight into the bin.

When people who use EBT bitch about the prices of food to the cashier....caused me to snap several times

When people who use EBT bitch about the prices of food to the cashier....caused me to snap several times

[J u s T C]

Couldn't agree more on the Beer and Hash Tag hates.

Seeing hash tags legit gets on my tits. Shit like "#Swag"

What swag? your nerdy cyber net swag? you fucking hipster faggot get a life.

Something about hash tags makes me feel an immense amount of try hard corny twat when I read em. lol.

Over flowing a beer does my head in too. shit dripping all down the sides dripping on your clothes n shit.

Too much head on a pint is another for me. it's like a 3/4's booze n 1/4 foam. I end up having to go outside n slide my finger across the top as I shake my head in disgust at the bar mans ineptitude.

[J u s T C]

Couldn't agree more on the Beer and Hash Tag hates.

Seeing hash tags legit gets on my tits. Shit like "#Swag"

What swag? your nerdy cyber net swag? you fucking hipster faggot get a life.

Something about hash tags makes me feel an immense amount of try hard corny twat when I read em. lol.

Over flowing a beer does my head in too. shit dripping all down the sides dripping on your clothes n shit.

Too much head on a pint is another for me. it's like a 3/4's booze n 1/4 foam. I end up having to go outside n slide my finger across the top as I shake my head in disgust at the bar mans ineptitude.

Hate people who can't do a job right. If that shits your profession why are you so incompetent at it?

Hate people who can't do a job right. If that shits your profession why are you so incompetent at it?

[J u s T C]

Lol I just thought of another 1 which happened to me today.

I went to the shop to get my self some ciggies.

Straight facing the till/cash register is a chocolate and crisps/chips isle. Thats where people que up.

2 people move to the side so I can take my place in the line behind them.

Guy 1 gets served , goes on his merry way.

Next guy is getting served and I'm next. Some sneaky little twat trys worming his way in front of me from another isle completely outta line. LMAO. He's even eying me with a side glance trying to not look too obvious.

Just as the guy infront is getting his change. He places his dog foot on the till. I'M LIKE WHAT!!

Really now! you think so do you!?

I barged right infront of him and asked the guy for 10 sigs. sneaky faggot looks at me shaking his head. So I star at him with that "You really wanna take it there" face. Guy behind the till looks at him knowing I was next, smiled, then sneaky faggot admited defeat.

I was a bout ready to spark the cheeky faggot clean out with his own can of dog food.

People try that shit all the time and it drives me nuts.

[J u s T C]

Lol I just thought of another 1 which happened to me today.

I went to the shop to get my self some ciggies.

Straight facing the till/cash register is a chocolate and crisps/chips isle. Thats where people que up.

2 people move to the side so I can take my place in the line behind them.

Guy 1 gets served , goes on his merry way.

Next guy is getting served and I'm next. Some sneaky little twat trys worming his way in front of me from another isle completely outta line. LMAO. He's even eying me with a side glance trying to not look too obvious.

Just as the guy infront is getting his change. He places his dog foot on the till. I'M LIKE WHAT!!

Really now! you think so do you!?

I barged right infront of him and asked the guy for 10 sigs. sneaky faggot looks at me shaking his head. So I star at him with that "You really wanna take it there" face. Guy behind the till looks at him knowing I was next, smiled, then sneaky faggot admited defeat.

I was a bout ready to spark the cheeky faggot clean out with his own can of dog food.

People try that shit all the time and it drives me nuts.

When an asshole cuts you off, and then proceeds to drive under the speed limit...especially when there's nobody behind you for a mile. They seriously can't wait the extra 2 seconds.

Could probably rant for hours on driving pet peeves hahhaa so I'll quit while I'm ahead

When an asshole cuts you off, and then proceeds to drive under the speed limit...especially when there's nobody behind you for a mile. They seriously can't wait the extra 2 seconds.

Could probably rant for hours on driving pet peeves hahhaa so I'll quit while I'm ahead

[J u s T C]

I'm on 1 now lol

Simmilar to what I just posted. But when People getting served at the shop with a basket full.

Pay for it, then say Can I have 10 lotto millions cards...... Oh and a scratch card.... Oh and 40 benson and hedges....oh and a pack of AA Duracels.... Oh and... Jesus fucking christ man I'm getting deep vein thrombosis over here MOVE!

Or when they pay for 1 solitary Granny Smiths apple... with a credit card..

[J u s T C]

I'm on 1 now lol

Simmilar to what I just posted. But when People getting served at the shop with a basket full.

Pay for it, then say Can I have 10 lotto millions cards...... Oh and a scratch card.... Oh and 40 benson and hedges....oh and a pack of AA Duracels.... Oh and... Jesus fucking christ man I'm getting deep vein thrombosis over here MOVE!

Or when they pay for 1 solitary Granny Smiths apple... with a credit card..

I hate when I'm at the store, and I have ONE item, and someone with a full basket barely beats me to the line, turn and look at me with ONE item, and dont even offer to let me go in front of them.

I hate when I'm at the store, and I have ONE item, and someone with a full basket barely beats me to the line, turn and look at me with ONE item, and dont even offer to let me go in front of them.

[J u s T C]

That too ^ I always offer to let 1 item guy go first n expect the same in return

[J u s T C]

That too ^ I always offer to let 1 item guy go first n expect the same in return

Common courtesy isn't so common anymore

Common courtesy isn't so common anymore