whats on your criminal record?

[Jesse Pinkman]

pockets, do you have parent issues?

[Jesse Pinkman]

pockets, do you have parent issues?

[Student]

Originally Posted by Pockets Poppin

yo obviously u sum suckin ya mommas tit youngin..... this ain't bout juvy or callin ya mom to pick ya up so fuk off..... now if we was talking bout sum lil jerry Sandusky ass raped lil boys then we'll ask for ya input... k!!!!

[Student]

Originally Posted by Pockets Poppin

yo obviously u sum suckin ya mommas tit youngin..... this ain't bout juvy or callin ya mom to pick ya up so fuk off..... now if we was talking bout sum lil jerry Sandusky ass raped lil boys then we'll ask for ya input... k!!!!

[Pockets Poppin]

lol.... Naw Im not trying to be dat guy... just saying shit happens.... no one wants to get hemmed up.... other dude said only bitches get caught??? that's millions of bitches locked up n this country then.... I've been arrested 6 times, my brothers in edgefield for another 2 years.... shit hit close to home so I threw my opinion out there n sum lame had dumb shit to say.... I'm not the type to flex over a computer screen mane!

[Pockets Poppin]

lol.... Naw Im not trying to be dat guy... just saying shit happens.... no one wants to get hemmed up.... other dude said only bitches get caught??? that's millions of bitches locked up n this country then.... I've been arrested 6 times, my brothers in edgefield for another 2 years.... shit hit close to home so I threw my opinion out there n sum lame had dumb shit to say.... I'm not the type to flex over a computer screen mane!

[LiLBearMuahfuga]

you guys drive slow ass cars shouldnt be horsing around faggots

[LiLBearMuahfuga]

you guys drive slow ass cars shouldnt be horsing around faggots

[⅃( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)L]

Is this where I come to brag about all of the times I was caught breaking the law? I'd really like to know because every time I brag about my criminal record to the people around me, they all look at me as though I'm a pathetic idiot. It would be nice to get some kudos for making mistakes that ended up on paper for several years, since I really feel like those mistakes should actually be viewed as accomplishments. If this is the place, let me know.

[⅃( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)L]

Is this where I come to brag about all of the times I was caught breaking the law? I'd really like to know because every time I brag about my criminal record to the people around me, they all look at me as though I'm a pathetic idiot. It would be nice to get some kudos for making mistakes that ended up on paper for several years, since I really feel like those mistakes should actually be viewed as accomplishments. If this is the place, let me know.

[Jesse Pinkman]

Originally Posted by Pockets Poppin

I've been arrested 6 times, my brothers in edgefield for another 2 years.... shit hit close to home so I threw my opinion out there n sum lame had dumb shit to say.... I'm not the type to flex over a computer screen mane!

a real nigga woulda found a way..and six times? bitches get caught, but only fools keep doing it

[Jesse Pinkman]

Originally Posted by Pockets Poppin

I've been arrested 6 times, my brothers in edgefield for another 2 years.... shit hit close to home so I threw my opinion out there n sum lame had dumb shit to say.... I'm not the type to flex over a computer screen mane!

a real nigga woulda found a way..and six times? bitches get caught, but only fools keep doing it

[ELOH STACKz]

Grand Larceny was my biggest charge. I beat that though, my lawyer got me off with Community Service cuz we returned the merchandise. Niggas were breaking into cars & shit. Teenage boredom is a dangerous thing, Lol

I also got a marijuana possession charge, a disturbing the peace charge, an open container charge in Jersey (I never paid the ticket either, I think I got an outstanding warrant, LoL) I got bagged for jumping a subway turn style on my bday too. Went in Saturday morning at 2am & didn't see the judge til 10am Monday morning. Worst Bday weekend ever, smfh... I think that's it

[ELOH STACKz]

Grand Larceny was my biggest charge. I beat that though, my lawyer got me off with Community Service cuz we returned the merchandise. Niggas were breaking into cars & shit. Teenage boredom is a dangerous thing, Lol

I also got a marijuana possession charge, a disturbing the peace charge, an open container charge in Jersey (I never paid the ticket either, I think I got an outstanding warrant, LoL) I got bagged for jumping a subway turn style on my bday too. Went in Saturday morning at 2am & didn't see the judge til 10am Monday morning. Worst Bday weekend ever, smfh... I think that's it

[Babylon]

Originally Posted by THUG KILLER

Breaking things/Vandalizing things in my house

"I catch bodies on a whim,ask about me"

[Babylon]

Originally Posted by THUG KILLER

Breaking things/Vandalizing things in my house

"I catch bodies on a whim,ask about me"

[Vegeta]

Underage Drinking, Document forgery, Hacking School's Database, Beating up security guard and various traffic charges (Drink and drive, Driving without License, Driving on wrong side, Noise Pollution i.e Unnecessary Blowing Horn, Breaking rules i.e. not stopping on red light etc lol ) Hence, I am not allowed to apply for a driving license for next 5 years.

[Vegeta]

Underage Drinking, Document forgery, Hacking School's Database, Beating up security guard and various traffic charges (Drink and drive, Driving without License, Driving on wrong side, Noise Pollution i.e Unnecessary Blowing Horn, Breaking rules i.e. not stopping on red light etc lol ) Hence, I am not allowed to apply for a driving license for next 5 years.

[Babylon]

Originally Posted by Vegito

Underage Drinking, Document forgery, Hacking School's Database, Beating up security guard and various traffic charges (Drink and drive, Driving without License, Driving on wrong side, Noise Pollution i.e Unnecessary Blowing Horn, Breaking rules i.e. not stopping on red light etc lol ) Hence, I am not allowed to apply for a driving license for next 5 years.

I wish I was a mod so I could edit that entire passage to "Being a bullshitter"

But instead let me just clown your offenses.

Underage Drinking: Sneaking into a party you weren't invited to
Document forgery: Faking a hall pass to take a shit whenever you want (#G shit)
Hacking School's Database: Using command prompt to ping the school's IP (Nigga you aint hack shit)
Beating up a- HAHAHAHAHAH WAIT WHAT? LOL NO I'M DYING.. NAH I CAN'T EVEN CONTINUE NOW FUCK YOU FOR THAT ONE. HAHAHHAHAHA. IMPLYING YOUR 4 FOOT 5 ASS COULD BEAT UP A SECURITY GUARD. WHAT ARE YOU 14? HAHAHHAHHA. IMPLYING YOUR AHMED FROM JEFF DUNHAM ASS COULD BEAT UP A GROWN MAN. IMPLYING YOUR KUMAR FROM HAROLD & KUMAR WITH MUCH LESS SWAG ASS COULD ACTUALLY SCRAP WITH A GROWN DUDE. YOU'D WALK UP TO HIM LIKE "AIGHT NIGGA THROW HANDS" THEN MID WAY THROUGH THE FIGHT YOU'D FORGE PICTURES LIKE YOU WERE COMMITTING SUICIDE THEN COME BACK 2 MONTHS LATER LIKE "SORRY MY PHONE WAS STOLEN, WHERE DIS FIGHT AT DOE, BITCH NIGGA?"

[Babylon]

Originally Posted by Vegito

Underage Drinking, Document forgery, Hacking School's Database, Beating up security guard and various traffic charges (Drink and drive, Driving without License, Driving on wrong side, Noise Pollution i.e Unnecessary Blowing Horn, Breaking rules i.e. not stopping on red light etc lol ) Hence, I am not allowed to apply for a driving license for next 5 years.

I wish I was a mod so I could edit that entire passage to "Being a bullshitter"

But instead let me just clown your offenses.

Underage Drinking: Sneaking into a party you weren't invited to
Document forgery: Faking a hall pass to take a shit whenever you want (#G shit)
Hacking School's Database: Using command prompt to ping the school's IP (Nigga you aint hack shit)
Beating up a- HAHAHAHAHAH WAIT WHAT? LOL NO I'M DYING.. NAH I CAN'T EVEN CONTINUE NOW FUCK YOU FOR THAT ONE. HAHAHHAHAHA. IMPLYING YOUR 4 FOOT 5 ASS COULD BEAT UP A SECURITY GUARD. WHAT ARE YOU 14? HAHAHHAHHA. IMPLYING YOUR AHMED FROM JEFF DUNHAM ASS COULD BEAT UP A GROWN MAN. IMPLYING YOUR KUMAR FROM HAROLD & KUMAR WITH MUCH LESS SWAG ASS COULD ACTUALLY SCRAP WITH A GROWN DUDE. YOU'D WALK UP TO HIM LIKE "AIGHT NIGGA THROW HANDS" THEN MID WAY THROUGH THE FIGHT YOU'D FORGE PICTURES LIKE YOU WERE COMMITTING SUICIDE THEN COME BACK 2 MONTHS LATER LIKE "SORRY MY PHONE WAS STOLEN, WHERE DIS FIGHT AT DOE, BITCH NIGGA?"