whats on your criminal record?

[Subreal]

Originally Posted by Crysis

I wish I was a mod so I could edit that entire passage to "Being a bullshitter"

But instead let me just clown your offenses.

Underage Drinking: Sneaking into a party you weren't invited to
Document forgery: Faking a hall pass to take a shit whenever you want (#G shit)
Hacking School's Database: Using command prompt to ping the school's IP (Nigga you aint hack shit)
Beating up a- HAHAHAHAHAH WAIT WHAT? LOL NO I'M DYING.. NAH I CAN'T EVEN CONTINUE NOW FUCK YOU FOR THAT ONE. HAHAHHAHAHA. IMPLYING YOUR 4 FOOT 5 ASS COULD BEAT UP A SECURITY GUARD. WHAT ARE YOU 14? HAHAHHAHHA. IMPLYING YOUR AHMED FROM JEFF DUNHAM ASS COULD BEAT UP A GROWN MAN. IMPLYING YOUR KUMAR FROM HAROLD & KUMAR WITH MUCH LESS SWAG ASS COULD ACTUALLY SCRAP WITH A GROWN DUDE. YOU'D WALK UP TO HIM LIKE "AIGHT NIGGA THROW HANDS" THEN MID WAY THROUGH THE FIGHT YOU'D FORGE PICTURES LIKE YOU WERE COMMITTING SUICIDE THEN COME BACK 2 MONTHS LATER LIKE "SORRY MY PHONE WAS STOLEN, WHERE DIS FIGHT AT DOE, BITCH NIGGA?"

Lol at Vegeta, a 16 year old that goes to chess tournaments, making himself a fake rap sheet.

[Subreal]

Originally Posted by Crysis

I wish I was a mod so I could edit that entire passage to "Being a bullshitter"

But instead let me just clown your offenses.

Underage Drinking: Sneaking into a party you weren't invited to
Document forgery: Faking a hall pass to take a shit whenever you want (#G shit)
Hacking School's Database: Using command prompt to ping the school's IP (Nigga you aint hack shit)
Beating up a- HAHAHAHAHAH WAIT WHAT? LOL NO I'M DYING.. NAH I CAN'T EVEN CONTINUE NOW FUCK YOU FOR THAT ONE. HAHAHHAHAHA. IMPLYING YOUR 4 FOOT 5 ASS COULD BEAT UP A SECURITY GUARD. WHAT ARE YOU 14? HAHAHHAHHA. IMPLYING YOUR AHMED FROM JEFF DUNHAM ASS COULD BEAT UP A GROWN MAN. IMPLYING YOUR KUMAR FROM HAROLD & KUMAR WITH MUCH LESS SWAG ASS COULD ACTUALLY SCRAP WITH A GROWN DUDE. YOU'D WALK UP TO HIM LIKE "AIGHT NIGGA THROW HANDS" THEN MID WAY THROUGH THE FIGHT YOU'D FORGE PICTURES LIKE YOU WERE COMMITTING SUICIDE THEN COME BACK 2 MONTHS LATER LIKE "SORRY MY PHONE WAS STOLEN, WHERE DIS FIGHT AT DOE, BITCH NIGGA?"

Lol at Vegeta, a 16 year old that goes to chess tournaments, making himself a fake rap sheet.