LBAC: Nyarlotothep vs TerraByte - (Nyar Wins 3-0)

[Nerrson-]

24 lines
Topic: Cheating Wife
Due June 10th

@nyarlatothep @TerraByte

[Nerrson-]

24 lines
Topic: Cheating Wife
Due June 10th

@nyarlatothep @TerraByte

[Nerrson-]

Thats the surprise. She cheats.. not exactly relationship wise.. she chats on her taxes tho

[Nerrson-]

Thats the surprise. She cheats.. not exactly relationship wise.. she chats on her taxes tho

[Babylon]

The two main people I'm trying to help elevate going head to head, perfect match up imo.

Good luck you two.

[Babylon]

The two main people I'm trying to help elevate going head to head, perfect match up imo.

Good luck you two.

[Shodan]

Oh, so it's a forum thing. I think I can do this, it'll also be good practice for the topical tourney.

Oh and Nersson, you're Grizzeat? I thought you were just some random person, I had no idea lol

[Shodan]

Oh, so it's a forum thing. I think I can do this, it'll also be good practice for the topical tourney.

Oh and Nersson, you're Grizzeat? I thought you were just some random person, I had no idea lol

[Nerrson-]

It was a joke when I said that. I am not Grizz. I just said it cuz ive had three people call me grizz... five call me silk one call me Anand and two call me Rican.. no one can make their minds up.

[Nerrson-]

It was a joke when I said that. I am not Grizz. I just said it cuz ive had three people call me grizz... five call me silk one call me Anand and two call me Rican.. no one can make their minds up.

[TerraByte]

Okay, can somebody answer for me real quick, is there any special format? Should I cap rhymes? if not how do I make them obvious when they're slants cuz so far a lot of them are and I don't want to resort to only end-line rhymes.

[TerraByte]

Okay, can somebody answer for me real quick, is there any special format? Should I cap rhymes? if not how do I make them obvious when they're slants cuz so far a lot of them are and I don't want to resort to only end-line rhymes.

[Wonderbred]

Originally Posted by TerraByte

Okay, can somebody answer for me real quick, is there any special format? Should I cap rhymes? if not how do I make them obvious when they're slants cuz so far a lot of them are and I don't want to resort to only end-line rhymes.

People will pick up on the slant rhymes. Topical voters are more well-read and experienced, generally speaking.

[Wonderbred]

Originally Posted by TerraByte

Okay, can somebody answer for me real quick, is there any special format? Should I cap rhymes? if not how do I make them obvious when they're slants cuz so far a lot of them are and I don't want to resort to only end-line rhymes.

People will pick up on the slant rhymes. Topical voters are more well-read and experienced, generally speaking.

[Nerrson-]

In other terms. We're not retarded.

[Nerrson-]

In other terms. We're not retarded.

[Shodan]

Topic: Cheating Wife
Length: 24 lines
By: Nyarlathotep
Entered: Technically after the deadline I think, but fuck that

Damn... I just came back from a usual business trip
Never thought it would end up with me having to witness this

Got to my home two days early... walked in, yelled "Honey, Dean's already back!"
The only reply I heard was a rustle of some sheets in the sack.
I had a quick suspicion, but I couldn't make myself think about that.
After all, there was no way she could be cheating with Mac...

Made my way to the bedroom, just saw her with a smile that reeked that she had.
No one else, but I knew she was guilty, was she really that weak in our pact?
The unbreakable bond we made that the pastor and deacon had clad
Seemed to be completely voided now - our agreement gone bad.

The whore tried saying she hadn't committed the crime.
I said "Fuck you, bitch, I don't listen to lies"
If some bitch comes around with a dick for the women to ride
Am I supposed to just ignore it and go about forgiving the slime?

The evidence was obvious - it all added up now.
Probably the fucker had showed up just after sundown
Was I expected to just ignore what was done by the bastard (somehow)?
There would be revenge for this; I gave Ashley the rundown.

"Did you really think you could get the past me, you damned whore?
I don't know what the fuck I'm even asking you bitch for
You cunt... were you just acting when you swore
That we were bonded from the heart, with backing from your core?"

She tried to say she didn't do anything... that I was on angel dust or something.
I told her to shut the fuck up, grabbed my glock, and shot the traitor up to nothing.


(Edited to fix a misused dash)

[Shodan]

Topic: Cheating Wife
Length: 24 lines
By: Nyarlathotep
Entered: Technically after the deadline I think, but fuck that

Damn... I just came back from a usual business trip
Never thought it would end up with me having to witness this

Got to my home two days early... walked in, yelled "Honey, Dean's already back!"
The only reply I heard was a rustle of some sheets in the sack.
I had a quick suspicion, but I couldn't make myself think about that.
After all, there was no way she could be cheating with Mac...

Made my way to the bedroom, just saw her with a smile that reeked that she had.
No one else, but I knew she was guilty, was she really that weak in our pact?
The unbreakable bond we made that the pastor and deacon had clad
Seemed to be completely voided now - our agreement gone bad.

The whore tried saying she hadn't committed the crime.
I said "Fuck you, bitch, I don't listen to lies"
If some bitch comes around with a dick for the women to ride
Am I supposed to just ignore it and go about forgiving the slime?

The evidence was obvious - it all added up now.
Probably the fucker had showed up just after sundown
Was I expected to just ignore what was done by the bastard (somehow)?
There would be revenge for this; I gave Ashley the rundown.

"Did you really think you could get the past me, you damned whore?
I don't know what the fuck I'm even asking you bitch for
You cunt... were you just acting when you swore
That we were bonded from the heart, with backing from your core?"

She tried to say she didn't do anything... that I was on angel dust or something.
I told her to shut the fuck up, grabbed my glock, and shot the traitor up to nothing.


(Edited to fix a misused dash)

[TerraByte]

Topic: Cheating Wife
Length: 24 lines
By: Terrabyte
Entered:6/10/2014

Christy... "What is it baby?" We need to talk, it's important you see "What's up?"
Well I've been hearing some rumors that've been torturing me "Uh-huh"
I heard you were hanging with Dave up on fortieth street
And I need to know if you're really going to see your foreman this week
"I-" I'm not done yet, I'm informing you these rumors aren't just unfortunate speak

It's more of a meek and hornery thing so just tell me the truth, I don't want ya deceipt
" You gonna believe everything they say? Well, what all did they see? How would you know?
You been following me?" No baby I just- "Well now I'm not done.Think I'm just that blonde cunt
so I let all your friends ride if they want some? " Don't yell at me, it was just a question
"Yeah, a question asking if I'm a bitch that'd fuck ya best friend"

So you're not then? "No, I'm not Ben. " So you're saying this pic don't have you all on him?
"What the fuck?!" That's right Christy, you shite hissy, I know you went and stepped out on me
Like I picked you up so you could find a dick to suck, on your feet ten minutes then you get down on knees
Ben, you've been spying-" Hell no don't you fucking speak!
You've been lying-"Well you weren't fucking me! He was, and at night he'd listen to me
instead of pissing his cheese away on bitches and weed" That was one time!
You said we were finished with! We got back together so you're all mine

This is different bitch! "You want finished? Shit, I'll give you finished then. "
Where you going? "Maybe off to let Dave slip it in! You got a problem?
I'm not yours so why do you give a shit?" You little bitch! I'm sick of this!
I've dealt with this for too long so pack your bags, find a road, and hit it then
And I hope when I slam the door on your ass you get splinterin' where the splittin is.

Fidelity's a virtue, and you tore me though I'd never hurt you
You shook me though I'd never cursed you, but now starting fires is coming back to burn you




Hope that's alright. Not too confident in mine, good luck to Nyar.

[TerraByte]

Topic: Cheating Wife
Length: 24 lines
By: Terrabyte
Entered:6/10/2014

Christy... "What is it baby?" We need to talk, it's important you see "What's up?"
Well I've been hearing some rumors that've been torturing me "Uh-huh"
I heard you were hanging with Dave up on fortieth street
And I need to know if you're really going to see your foreman this week
"I-" I'm not done yet, I'm informing you these rumors aren't just unfortunate speak

It's more of a meek and hornery thing so just tell me the truth, I don't want ya deceipt
" You gonna believe everything they say? Well, what all did they see? How would you know?
You been following me?" No baby I just- "Well now I'm not done.Think I'm just that blonde cunt
so I let all your friends ride if they want some? " Don't yell at me, it was just a question
"Yeah, a question asking if I'm a bitch that'd fuck ya best friend"

So you're not then? "No, I'm not Ben. " So you're saying this pic don't have you all on him?
"What the fuck?!" That's right Christy, you shite hissy, I know you went and stepped out on me
Like I picked you up so you could find a dick to suck, on your feet ten minutes then you get down on knees
Ben, you've been spying-" Hell no don't you fucking speak!
You've been lying-"Well you weren't fucking me! He was, and at night he'd listen to me
instead of pissing his cheese away on bitches and weed" That was one time!
You said we were finished with! We got back together so you're all mine

This is different bitch! "You want finished? Shit, I'll give you finished then. "
Where you going? "Maybe off to let Dave slip it in! You got a problem?
I'm not yours so why do you give a shit?" You little bitch! I'm sick of this!
I've dealt with this for too long so pack your bags, find a road, and hit it then
And I hope when I slam the door on your ass you get splinterin' where the splittin is.

Fidelity's a virtue, and you tore me though I'd never hurt you
You shook me though I'd never cursed you, but now starting fires is coming back to burn you




Hope that's alright. Not too confident in mine, good luck to Nyar.