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Heaven....nah yo
if i could relive my very best day ever..day after day...i'd be bored and jaded within a month...let alone eternity...
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Jesus...if you want to win me over...you got some explaining to do, son(of God)...
how can heaven be THAT good? even the greatest shit gets old at some point...
there are ALOT of people i DONT want to see for eternity, yo...FLAT OUT
on the flip side...some of the people closest to me are well on their way to Hell...why cant i see them?
oh...and what if my fiancee died today..the cute lil broad that she is..and i dont die til i'm 90...is she stuck with my old cranky ass when i get to Heaven?
Christians...enlighten me.
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Heaven....nah yo
if i could relive my very best day ever..day after day...i'd be bored and jaded within a month...let alone eternity...
so...
Jesus...if you want to win me over...you got some explaining to do, son(of God)...
how can heaven be THAT good? even the greatest shit gets old at some point...
there are ALOT of people i DONT want to see for eternity, yo...FLAT OUT
on the flip side...some of the people closest to me are well on their way to Hell...why cant i see them?
oh...and what if my fiancee died today..the cute lil broad that she is..and i dont die til i'm 90...is she stuck with my old cranky ass when i get to Heaven?
Christians...enlighten me.
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I always wondered: If I go to heaven, what if I don't want to see Steve in heaven? Steve's a good guy, and a Christian, but he's just annoying as fuck. What happens if I don't want to bump into him in the cloud?
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I always wondered: If I go to heaven, what if I don't want to see Steve in heaven? Steve's a good guy, and a Christian, but he's just annoying as fuck. What happens if I don't want to bump into him in the cloud?
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I always wondered: If I go to heaven, what if I don't want to see Steve in heaven? Steve's a good guy, and a Christian, but he's just annoying as fuck. What happens if I don't want to bump into him in the cloud?
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This shit made me laugh in real life yo! REAL LIFE!
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I always wondered: If I go to heaven, what if I don't want to see Steve in heaven? Steve's a good guy, and a Christian, but he's just annoying as fuck. What happens if I don't want to bump into him in the cloud?
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This shit made me laugh in real life yo! REAL LIFE!
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According to "This Is The End" heaven features a live performance by The Backstreet Boys.
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According to "This Is The End" heaven features a live performance by The Backstreet Boys.
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lol....that movie was SUPER slept on...that was the most i laughed at a movie in a loooong while
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lol....that movie was SUPER slept on...that was the most i laughed at a movie in a loooong while
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It had me cracking up, tbh. And I seldom laugh out loud at movies.
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It had me cracking up, tbh. And I seldom laugh out loud at movies.
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There's no sense of boredom; it's always happy. Go on youtube and search some near death experiences where people see heaven. It's goose-bump worthy.
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There's no sense of boredom; it's always happy. Go on youtube and search some near death experiences where people see heaven. It's goose-bump worthy.
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There's no sense of boredom; it's always happy. Go on youtube and search some near death experiences where people see heaven. It's goose-bump worthy.
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That's the release of DMT in the brain.
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There's no sense of boredom; it's always happy. Go on youtube and search some near death experiences where people see heaven. It's goose-bump worthy.
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That's the release of DMT in the brain.
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What I Hope "Heaven" Or The Afterlife Will Be:
Paradise. Traveling Around The World / Space (And Time: Dinosaurs, Ice Age, etc.), Playing Back Your Life To See How Things Would Play Out Or Reliving Great Moments And Being In Best Stasis Of Your Choosing. Hanging Out With Dead People / Cool Alive People / Ghost Of Christmas Past'ing Their Lives (Ghandi, Thomas Jefferson, Edison, Einstein, Issac Newton, Jesus Christ, Plato, Francis Bacon, Di Vinci, Etc.) Helping People (Angel Type Ish), Checking Up On Family / Friends.
To Me, That's The Only Way You'd Never Get Bored.
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What I Hope "Heaven" Or The Afterlife Will Be:
Paradise. Traveling Around The World / Space (And Time: Dinosaurs, Ice Age, etc.), Playing Back Your Life To See How Things Would Play Out Or Reliving Great Moments And Being In Best Stasis Of Your Choosing. Hanging Out With Dead People / Cool Alive People / Ghost Of Christmas Past'ing Their Lives (Ghandi, Thomas Jefferson, Edison, Einstein, Issac Newton, Jesus Christ, Plato, Francis Bacon, Di Vinci, Etc.) Helping People (Angel Type Ish), Checking Up On Family / Friends.
To Me, That's The Only Way You'd Never Get Bored.
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eternity though?? doing that for eternity?
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