Reasons why Celsius might avoid battling me:
1.) He was busy watching a Friends marathon.
2.) He lost to me in a grand championship battle, and couldn't bear to take another L.
3.) He was busy dealing with traffic citations.
4.) No-showing Punk was too much, and he committed suicide.
5-10.) I'm dope.
11.) Canadian winters... Eh?
12.) Thanksgiving with his family. But, his family is actually a long standing meth addiction.
13.) Christmas shopping for his grandmother.
14.) A religious re-awakening, and now he's a Christian rapper who doesn't engage in conflict.
15.) "Uh, some stuff came up."
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