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I just had a battle that was slept on.
thought my funniest line was:
Ya bitch, I was FUCKIN HER SENSELESS, I was 'Peepin-at-her-tonsils', then i pulled out and "Skeeted on her nostrils", guess she finally "CUM TO HER SENSES"
or somethin 
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12-11-2010, 08:12 PM
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I just had a battle that was slept on.
thought my funniest line was:
Ya bitch, I was FUCKIN HER SENSELESS, I was 'Peepin-at-her-tonsils', then i pulled out and "Skeeted on her nostrils", guess she finally "CUM TO HER SENSES"
or somethin
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12-11-2010, 08:30 PM
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That was a good bar. Never saw it up, would've voted if I did.
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12-11-2010, 08:30 PM
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That was a good bar. Never saw it up, would've voted if I did.
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12-11-2010, 08:52 PM
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this guy has some GEMS yo...too lazy to even post...but peep his shit in like December last year...son was zoning
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12-11-2010, 08:52 PM
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this guy has some GEMS yo...too lazy to even post...but peep his shit in like December last year...son was zoning
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12-11-2010, 09:48 PM
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I spit fire i'm hotter than Magma Chump/ and i'll leave you "breathing shitty" like I took a dump in your asthma pump!!!
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I spit fire i'm hotter than Magma Chump/ and i'll leave you "breathing shitty" like I took a dump in your asthma pump!!!
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12-11-2010, 10:17 PM
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'Ambidexterous' flow i can bust guns then 'SWITCH HANDS' I fly high and you be 'Sinkin Low' like QUICKSAND!! <=== Discouragements.
I Think It's Good.. IMO..
But Deff .Not My Hardest Bar
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'Ambidexterous' flow i can bust guns then 'SWITCH HANDS' I fly high and you be 'Sinkin Low' like QUICKSAND!! <=== Discouragements.
I Think It's Good.. IMO..
But Deff .Not My Hardest Bar
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"You got one borin ass life you need SOMETHIN TA DO-WITH TALKIN LAME bout DOCTA DRE HONEST-LAY.. no one’s BUMPIN YA MUSIC! I FUCK WIDDA HUGE CLIP to leave ya “egg-smashed” like BUBBA GANOUSH IS! This BUSTA AINT DO SHIT You couldn’t “handle this cracker” goin’ UP TO COMMUNION! (Amen, fucka)"
Jason...Easy...best bar i've ever seen on LB..hands down
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12-12-2010, 12:54 AM
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"You got one borin ass life you need SOMETHIN TA DO-WITH TALKIN LAME bout DOCTA DRE HONEST-LAY.. no one’s BUMPIN YA MUSIC! I FUCK WIDDA HUGE CLIP to leave ya “egg-smashed” like BUBBA GANOUSH IS! This BUSTA AINT DO SHIT You couldn’t “handle this cracker” goin’ UP TO COMMUNION! (Amen, fucka)"
Jason...Easy...best bar i've ever seen on LB..hands down
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12-12-2010, 01:06 AM
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maaaaan, im drunk right now.... soi cant even remember the bar... or who it was by..... but shit was somethin like " your RAPPIN IS SO... 'YAWN'.... hdgiehdwuehdwiuufhriuhwcuwnc *lifts head of keyboard*.... Oh shit.. i ACTUALLY DOZED OFF"
somethin like that anyways.... shit had me fuckin rollin when i read it hahaha... someone that knows what im talkin bout link me to it real quick
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12-12-2010, 01:06 AM
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maaaaan, im drunk right now.... soi cant even remember the bar... or who it was by..... but shit was somethin like " your RAPPIN IS SO... 'YAWN'.... hdgiehdwuehdwiuufhriuhwcuwnc *lifts head of keyboard*.... Oh shit.. i ACTUALLY DOZED OFF"
somethin like that anyways.... shit had me fuckin rollin when i read it hahaha... someone that knows what im talkin bout link me to it real quick
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That's from a daddio drop, yeha?
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12-12-2010, 01:13 AM
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That's from a daddio drop, yeha?
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12-12-2010, 01:14 AM
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oooo, i think it might have been
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12-12-2010, 01:14 AM
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oooo, i think it might have been
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It's not German that I'm speakin when you HEAR "RAW ZIGGIN". So since you mafuckaz got it backwards! I deCLARE "WAR NIGGIZ"!!!! My verses be insane like "it's a bird, it's a plane" No it's AIR FORCE MISSLES that'll FLARE. TORCH HIM'EN THEREFORE KILL EM!! Of course I seem/seam smooth bitch, my gene/jean pool sick but dont comPARE YOUR DENIMS, coz my GEAR NON-FICTION, ya shirts aint true, they just APPEAR AU-THENTIC, like a 'birthday suit', aye'thing he WEAR 'OFF LIMITS'!!!! i TEAR SOFT WRITTENZ, don't send em you fag, you never write 'genuine drafts' but DeNEER'Z ALL MILLER so when I say "CHEERS", YALL SIP IT! See I aint the type to sneak up n' spike a 'weak punch' to getta QUEER JAW DENTED, but if ill's certain he likes to be drunk? Then I'll make em feel worse than a BEER PONG WINNER NEAR MALT LIQUOR at a SMIR-NOFF DINNER!!!
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If this 'Mah Fuckas Dope' then the dealer in me SO HAS TO SERVE YOU, bitch, the only way you can choke King is cigarette smoke rings...now watch me **BLOW PAST HIS CIRCLE!!** Do you really think my milli sings just to 'BLOW' PAST HIS CIRCLLLLE?? Das'bullshit **Whoa** Full clip? No! Da .38-weapon-holds pearly-gate-episodes n' they WON'T HAVE COMMERCIALS!!! As far as patience goes, I DON'T HAVE THE VIRTUE...nah...not ANYMORE, ITZ RUNNIN' OUT QUICK. n' Like SKINNY WHORES MY STOMACH GROWLS WHEN i crave emcees so basically do you think I give a fuck if you ranked TWENTY-FOURTH OF'a HUNNID'THOU. BITCH? I'm from the city where number 24s'LL COME AROUND PISSED n' boldly feed you Kobe Beef Stew...so you'on need to go to WENDYZ FOR'da QUARTERPOUND, DIG?
I swear to god, if somebody pulled that shit out on me I'd probably just up and quit this site. Both from Bobby Milk, AKA the most talented texter on the site...
GLOCKS BE BLASTIN, I "Blow Suckers" who be "LOLLY GAGGIN"/ SORRY FAGGOT!/ I was buyin "Homes" when you was YAHTZEE "PADDIN"/ buying REAL ESTATE So if dis NIGGA SAY he "DEAL-WIT-WEIGHT"..... Duuuh .... check out OCKIES FAT CHIN!{LMAO look at it}/ why TALK BE ACTIN like he HOT AS MAHV IS?..NIGGA NOOOO
If you was INNA SHOW "GIVIN JOKES" thats when you GOT IT "CRACKIN"
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Yes Yes Ya'll, an it don't stop....
Seems like me an' you bout had enough,
Cause man, it's tough to keep the fam in touch,
And to add it up, this rappin stuff got me flippin out like a blackjack bust
Don't give a fuck if you sound like Master P, Mobb Deep or Remy Martin,
Cuz even if the next to try us is the best of rhymers?
Still get bodied on plates like Jeffery Dahmer
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It's not German that I'm speakin when you HEAR "RAW ZIGGIN". So since you mafuckaz got it backwards! I deCLARE "WAR NIGGIZ"!!!! My verses be insane like "it's a bird, it's a plane" No it's AIR FORCE MISSLES that'll FLARE. TORCH HIM'EN THEREFORE KILL EM!! Of course I seem/seam smooth bitch, my gene/jean pool sick but dont comPARE YOUR DENIMS, coz my GEAR NON-FICTION, ya shirts aint true, they just APPEAR AU-THENTIC, like a 'birthday suit', aye'thing he WEAR 'OFF LIMITS'!!!! i TEAR SOFT WRITTENZ, don't send em you fag, you never write 'genuine drafts' but DeNEER'Z ALL MILLER so when I say "CHEERS", YALL SIP IT! See I aint the type to sneak up n' spike a 'weak punch' to getta QUEER JAW DENTED, but if ill's certain he likes to be drunk? Then I'll make em feel worse than a BEER PONG WINNER NEAR MALT LIQUOR at a SMIR-NOFF DINNER!!!
And
If this 'Mah Fuckas Dope' then the dealer in me SO HAS TO SERVE YOU, bitch, the only way you can choke King is cigarette smoke rings...now watch me **BLOW PAST HIS CIRCLE!!** Do you really think my milli sings just to 'BLOW' PAST HIS CIRCLLLLE?? Das'bullshit **Whoa** Full clip? No! Da .38-weapon-holds pearly-gate-episodes n' they WON'T HAVE COMMERCIALS!!! As far as patience goes, I DON'T HAVE THE VIRTUE...nah...not ANYMORE, ITZ RUNNIN' OUT QUICK. n' Like SKINNY WHORES MY STOMACH GROWLS WHEN i crave emcees so basically do you think I give a fuck if you ranked TWENTY-FOURTH OF'a HUNNID'THOU. BITCH? I'm from the city where number 24s'LL COME AROUND PISSED n' boldly feed you Kobe Beef Stew...so you'on need to go to WENDYZ FOR'da QUARTERPOUND, DIG?
I swear to god, if somebody pulled that shit out on me I'd probably just up and quit this site. Both from Bobby Milk, AKA the most talented texter on the site...
GLOCKS BE BLASTIN, I "Blow Suckers" who be "LOLLY GAGGIN"/ SORRY FAGGOT!/ I was buyin "Homes" when you was YAHTZEE "PADDIN"/ buying REAL ESTATE So if dis NIGGA SAY he "DEAL-WIT-WEIGHT"..... Duuuh .... check out OCKIES FAT CHIN!{LMAO look at it}/ why TALK BE ACTIN like he HOT AS MAHV IS?..NIGGA NOOOO
If you was INNA SHOW "GIVIN JOKES" thats when you GOT IT "CRACKIN"
Mahvulus
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Yes Yes Ya'll, an it don't stop....
Seems like me an' you bout had enough,
Cause man, it's tough to keep the fam in touch,
And to add it up, this rappin stuff got me flippin out like a blackjack bust
Don't give a fuck if you sound like Master P, Mobb Deep or Remy Martin,
Cuz even if the next to try us is the best of rhymers?
Still get bodied on plates like Jeffery Dahmer
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