Nah Son.....
Nah son...you fat...you cant rock skinny jeans
Nah son...that high top fade is not 'fresh' or an ode to the 90s
Nah son...we all stopped rocking our gold grillz and fronts...you can stop
Nah son...you cant get away with saying wild shit..then "lol" in real life
Nah shawty...you cant possibly wear those hoop earrings..your face fat keeps them from even dangling
Nah shawty...i know all about equal rights, but those pit stains arent genetically suitable for your gender
Nah son....i know they're calling for rain, but its no need to walk around with that umbrella...you actually wont melt
Nah son....you 6'5 250..you texting on that lil ass keyboard on ya phone DOES look awkward....someone told you wrong
Nah son...you...yeah you again fat boy..just because you purchased an EXTREMELY long belt...doesnt give you "swagger" when you have the extra lil part hanging out
Nah shawty...that phat ass does NOT negate that fat stomach...note the spellings...and also not that neither 'phat nor fat' apply positively to your stomach
Nah shawty....those buffalo wings were for BOTH of us...there's no good damn reason as to why there are more bones on your plate than mine
Nah shawty...that belch and a lil giggle and smile is still not excusable..because next you'll be farting and shit..then i'm never eating you out again
Nah shawty....you just sucked the shit outta my dick...i'm not fucking kissing you....you need to brush up and eat a meal first..
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"If stupid Fish-Man tries to trick Grundy, Grundy will crush"
-Solomon Grundy
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